The Dark Ride

Drunk Distory
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The Dark Ride presented by Drunk Distory is an adult theme park podcast hosted by two funny people that are fans of two things - theme parks and drinking! Each week they will discuss a different theme park ride and invite you to play along as they rank it through a fun drinking game. So ask yourself - are you in, or are you afraid of the dark ride?

  1. 12/17/2025

    ✨ Disney World Holiday Trip Report: Part One ✨

    This week Adriane is joined once again by guest co-host Mike Molinari to kick off a holiday Disney World trip report! In part one, they’re breaking down the magic (and chaos) of their recent visit: from festive drinks and food at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar, to holiday fun at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and a surprise character breakfast that one of them never saw coming. 🥞🎄✨ If you love festive park energy, unexpected Disney moments, and honest trip reactions, this one’s for you. You can find both hosts on TikTok & Instagram: 👉 @heyadriane 👉 @mikemolinari Part two coming soon… 👀🏰

    1h 1m

  2. 11/19/2025

    Fall Tripping Report Part 2 - Beak and Barrel and Ohana!

    Adriane and Mike are back with Part Two of their October Disney World adventure! Day two kicks off with a swashbuckling start at Magic Kingdom’s newest hotspot, the Beak & Barrel, setting the tone for a day full of surprises. Later that evening their plan was to snack their way through the EPCOT Food & Wine Festival but Florida had other ideas. When the skies opened up with relentless rain, they had to pivot fast and stumble into a little Disney magic. A last-minute reservation at ’Ohana during the Happily Ever After fireworks turned what could’ve been a washout into one of the most unforgettable Disney evenings. Proving once and for all that not all rainy days at Walt Disney World are bad, some of them are iconic. Follow Adriane (@heyadriane) and Mike (@mikemolinari) on TikTok and Instagram for all the videos, vlogs, and behind-the-scenes moments from this magical adventure! 🌟

    49 min

  3. 11/12/2025

    Fall Tripping Report - Typhoon Lagoon and Drinking Around Hollywood Studios!

    Surprise! Adriane is back on the mic and joined once again by guest co-host Mike Molinari for a brand-new trippin report! The duo recently returned from a three-day Disney adventure, and there was way too much magic (and mischief) to fit into just one episode so they decided to split this report into two parts! Here in Part One, they dive into their jam-packed travel day, complete with some unexpected misadventures falls at Typhoon Lagoon, and a head-banging finale on Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster. It’s a fast, funny, and full-of-chaos kickoff to their latest Disney escapade, so buckle up and tune in for all the nitty-gritty! Stay tuned next week for Part Two, where the adventures continue! Be sure to follow Adriane (@heyadriane) and Mike (@mikemolinari) on TikTok and Instagram for lots of videos and vlogs from this trip!

    56 min

  4. 09/04/2025

    Halloween or Christmas? The Disney World Party Debate Ends HERE

    🎃👻 vs. 🎅🎄 — once and for all, they’re settling Disney’s ultimate party showdown: Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party vs. Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party! On today’s episode of The Dark Ride, Adriane is joined by returning guest co-host Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari) to tackle an “impossible” question they’ve both dodged for years. One’s spooky and mischievous, the other’s festive and heart-warming — how can you even compare the two? But compare them they do… and by the slimmest of margin, they each crown a winner. Stick around ‘til the end to find out which party will take the crown! 🏆✨

    38 min

  5. 08/20/2025

    August Tripping Report - Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party 2025

    Adriane is back from another magical adventure at Walt Disney World and you know what that means: it’s time for a tripping report! 🎉 She’s joined by guest cohost Mike Molinari (@MikeMolinari) to recap their August 2025 getaway, including the first night of Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party, a spin on the brand-new Test Track, and Adriane’s full-on foodie dive into the entire Fall menu at The Plaza Restaurant on Main Street. From festive frights to not-so-scary food finds, this episode is packed with all the Disney Fall details you won’t want to miss!

    1h 4m

  6. 05/07/2025

    AnR: an EPIC Universe of fun

    We've got friend of the pod and theme park guru, Barbie, back today to talk about the shiny brand new kid in the neighborhood, Universal's Epic Universe. She's been a bunch and has the skinny without the spoilers. This is a vibes-heavy show all about the low down on a place that we cant wait to explore. Come hear all about it with us. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Orlando, Islands of Adventure, Epic Universe, Universal Studios

    53 min

  7. 04/30/2025

    AnR Trip Report and Catchup: Puerto Rico and Broadway

    Come get yo fix. We talk about where we've been for the last few weeks. A bit of trip report as Ryan talks all about his trip to Puerto Rico. then we keep it local with a spoiler free talk about Broadways newest Hit; Stranger Things: The First Shadow. So glad to be back in the studio. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

    1h 1m

  8. 02/26/2025

    AnR: Trip Report; Off Property Stays; the good, the bad, and the ugly

    This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to go outta the mouse house and talk all about Staying Off Property. What are the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of finding parking at 1 am at a Hyatt off of I Drive? Lets see what deals can be found outside the bubble! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

    32 min
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The Dark Ride presented by Drunk Distory is an adult theme park podcast hosted by two funny people that are fans of two things - theme parks and drinking! Each week they will discuss a different theme park ride and invite you to play along as they rank it through a fun drinking game. So ask yourself - are you in, or are you afraid of the dark ride?

Information

  • Creator
    Drunk Distory
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    216
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Drunk Distory
  • Show Website
    The Dark Ride