The Dictators

The Real Truth Not Fake Media

Hot off his 2024 presidential election win, president for life Donald J Trump has decided to take the narrative back from the fake news media and create his own podcast. The Dictators is an award-winning, ground breaking, chart topping, one of a kind podcast, leveraging Trumps very ethical network of friends, family, employees, associates, lobbyists, and special interests to deliver incredible amazing interviews to his loyal fanbase. Learn about the secrets of autocratic rule and dictatorship. Tune in now to hear more. Listener discretion is advised, this podcast is satirical in nature.

  1. 12/11/2025

    A Trump Christmas Special

    On this episode of the Dictators President for Life Donald Trump holds a press conference about his religious icon status and omniscient power to bring down the price of the grocery to the lowest price of all time, even while the chipmunks, cats, elephants and donkeys disagree with him about his MRI being clear and having the cardiac age of a 65 year old. His solution is simple, bring in an aristocrachy, an oligarchy, or an idiocracy. So he unveils his ethics nightmare full of corruption and gold plating ballroom, which is a massive metaphor for how he is tearing down democracy and reshaping it in his image, even while Sam Altman ejaculates in his direction and his Robber Barron Second Gilded Age friends plan to destroy the world with bioengineered babies and shoot off to mars. Instead, he goes down to the situation room with Pete Hegseth to talk about men, muscles and penis shaped polka dots before they launch an operation to defeat Christmas, deport terrorist elves, and send nuclear whaleheads to the north pole, and make a deal with santa claus to end the Christmas scourge. Unexpectedly, Hilary Clinton offers Donald one last chance at redemption, but is it really Hilary, and why are they travelling back in time to visit some of his favourite wars and protests throughout history? Who will succeed Trump? Is it Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marco Rubio, or JD Vance? And will Jeffrey Epstein or Nicholas Maduro be crowned King of Christmas? Will President Trump ask for help from MBS, Murdoch, Larry Ellison, or Elon Musk? Or will he instead turn to Melania or AI girlfriend for help? Find out on this Christmas special episode of the Dictators!

    55 min
  2. 05/05/2025

    National Insecurity

    In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.

    58 min

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Hot off his 2024 presidential election win, president for life Donald J Trump has decided to take the narrative back from the fake news media and create his own podcast. The Dictators is an award-winning, ground breaking, chart topping, one of a kind podcast, leveraging Trumps very ethical network of friends, family, employees, associates, lobbyists, and special interests to deliver incredible amazing interviews to his loyal fanbase. Learn about the secrets of autocratic rule and dictatorship. Tune in now to hear more. Listener discretion is advised, this podcast is satirical in nature.