The DLP Effect

The DLP Effect
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  • Comedy

Just trying to figure out what's going on in this world and how to navigate through it. Giving my takes on some of the crazy and not so crazy things going on. Life, sports, culture, politics, you name it, and I'll act like I know a lot about it.

  1. 07/16/2021

    DLP Effect #053: Release the Jaguars

    It's been a long week which calls for a couple of adult beverages. I take no time diving into the NBA Finals and the horrendous officiating that has been allowing the Bucks to stay alive. Suns will still win, don't you worry. I then get into the Euro Cup Final where the England Manager made some of the worst tactical decisions and only compounded it with his choice of penalty kick takers at the end. The McGregor-Poirier fight was disappointing in every way possible. I then take a trip around the world to discuss the assassination in Haiti, "woke coke" in the UK, and the Chinese trying to take over more of Asia and the Middle East. I then jump into some "cool" stories here at home, where we plan to release Jaguars back into Arizona and New Mexico. Then release armies of feral cats to combat gun violence on the streets of Chicago. Stick around long enough and we'll get to the TikToks, where we find out what avocado tastes like.

  2. 07/09/2021

    DLP Effect #052: 76 Hotdogs Equal Freedom

    After a brief hiatus, the DLP Effect is back! Before breaking down how the NBA Finals will turn out, I break down the superb disappointment of the 76ers in the NBA Playoffs. After releasing my anger from the Sixers, I breakdown UFC 264 from top to bottom. From Sugar Sean O'Malley to Conor McGregor, to Wonderboy Thompson and Greg Hardy. This card is for sure going to have everything. Once we break away from sports, we go sports adjacent to dive into Major League Eating and the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest, one of America's greatest past times. After that I discuss the group of hooligans I came across on the street right before the 4th of July and then discuss what Trump and Bill Cosby are up to these days. Then finally, we close out the show with the wonderful TikToks of some truly amazing men.

  3. 06/10/2021

    DLP Effect #051: 1984 Remastered - Jeff Bezos Edition

    I only missed one show and everyone loses their mind, so we are back. Big episode this week and to start we get into everything Sixers. I dissect the first couple of games in the Hawks series and give a glimpse into what next rounds matchup could be assuming a win over the Hawks. I breakdown the stupidity and brilliance of the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather exhibition fight from this weekend before I state again for the record that I hate Robert Kraft. Then we stop on over to check in with VP Kamala Harris while she is on a tour down in Central America before taking a look at just how white and male political leadership is here in the US. Then we discuss just how maniacal and villain like Jeff Bezos is as he inches the US closer and closer to the classic book 1984 by George Orwell. Jeff makes it almost seem like a blueprint for his companies current plans. Meanwhile, he's getting ready to shoot himself into space. Wild world, and there's no better way than to leave off the episode with some wild TikToks.

  4. 05/20/2021

    DLP Effect #050: Epstein caused the Gates Divorce!

    I love it when I'm right and I called it that the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce being cause by Ole Billy's connection to Jeffrey Epstein. After bathing in my victorious prediction, I dissect some of the wild things happening here in the US with job vacancy's soaring and bribes being implemented to get people to take the vaccine. The crazy thing is, the bribes are working. I switched up the order this week, and got into all things NBA playoffs next. After discussing the Sixers path to the Finals, I dig into Tim Tebow making the move to tightend and becoming a Jacksonville Jaguar. The show then takes a serious turn where I try to give my novice breakdown of the current situation in Israel, with the main takeaway being; Look into it a bit more from all sides. Due to some grave technical difficulties discussed at the top of the show I could not close out this week's show with TikToks. But, instead I left you with beer fasting monks and psychos who never want to stop wearing their masks!

  5. 05/06/2021

    DLP Effect #049: Melinda Gates Needs a New Man

    It's Cinco de Mayo and instead of drowning in tequila and margaritas, another installment of the DLP Effect is here. I start the show dissecting the only part of the draft that mattered in the 1st round, before beginning to take a look at the outlook for the Sixers in the Eastern Conference.  It is then time for the main course; the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce. Not much else is going on in the American news media this week but one of the richest men in the world is getting a divorce and I find it IMPOSSIBLE that there was no funny business going on inside that relationship. After that we take a trip around the world with captain planet as we check in on the COVID situation in India. Discuss one of the most terrifying types of tragedies in Israel. Check in on some s****y shit going on in China, again. Then cap it off with a fun traditional Saudi dance. After that we close out the show with Facebook debating on charging Facebook users through iPhones and what in the world an NFT is. Of course, we can't forget about the TikToks and you won't want to miss out so you can lose all faith in the future all from a girl brushing her teeth.

  6. 04/29/2021

    DLP Effect #048: Essential Oils Aid in Exorcism

    I kickoff this week's show recapping one of the most entertaining UFC cards in the past 5 years; with wild knockouts, freak accidents, and much more. I start to scratch the surface of the upcoming NFL Draft, but who actually cares about the draft until its actually over? From there I check in with Uncle Joe to tell him I'm impressed that he already has plans to spend $4 trillion. The all powerful Google makes a mistake and bullies an average Joe out of some potential dough. We have a guy tossing change into a jet engine and just before we get into the TikToks we learn about some interesting effects of essential oils. Make sure to tune in, to enjoy all the fun!

  7. 04/22/2021

    DLP Effect #047: Planet of the Apes: A True Story

    China is back on their b******t again implementing a Black Mirror episode for social scores and watching your neighbor. Derek Chauvin gets convicted, but their is plenty of other funky business going on in the US that needs attention, like the CDC naming a new serious public health threat. Before we get into any of that, I breakdown the attempt at creating a new European Soccer League called the 'Super League'. Plus an amazing UFC 261 card this weekend featuring 3 Title fights that you won't want to miss. Of course, to close out the episode we have some TikToks of some guys who just have it all figured out.

  8. 04/15/2021

    DLP Effect #046: He's not dead yet!

    Not dead, COVID didn't get me, CIA hasn't gotten a hold of me yet, but they did try to put a chip in my arm though so  watch out for that. After a brief hiatus the DLP Effect is back and it ain't going anywhere. This weeks show I try to bring you back up to speed on what been going on for the past month. Missed out on March Madness, so I covered it. Missed out on Uncle Joe for the past month, so we touch base with his kooky self. Missed out on the apparent rise of racism this past month, so I covered that too. Some serious moments sneak their way into the show as I discuss some of what its currently going on in Minneapolis. But don't you worry, the best is saved for last and the TikTok's will not disappoint. We back and here to stay!

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Just trying to figure out what's going on in this world and how to navigate through it. Giving my takes on some of the crazy and not so crazy things going on. Life, sports, culture, politics, you name it, and I'll act like I know a lot about it.

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  • Creator
    The DLP Effect
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The DLP Effect