The Modern Apes Podcast

Witz Comedy Network
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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd host a weekly hilarious Historical Comedy Podcast. Join us on the PATREON! (300+ Hours of Content) https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheModernApes

  1. 3d ago

    "Wackiest College Mascot Is…?" | The Modern Apes

    The Patreon is where you want to be at, real ones say its the best Patreon in the Universe! If you want to support the boys in the quest to no longer have day jobs, enlist in the Ape Army today!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best college mascots in the country! Even though Tristan couldn’t name the mascot of the state he's from and Daniel won’t pipe down about Washington we got a TIGHT ep for you. We didn’t necessarily go with the biggest schools, so your Notre Dames, and West Virginia Mountaineers didn’t make the list, but the Banana Slugs and Anteaters for sure did. As always weather you agreed with the Bracket or not leave a comment and some hype points for the boys! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive College Mascots 17:58 Did we rank Geoducks right? 20:21 Give Feedback 22:50 For the lovers 28:30 You made to here congrats 32:19 Is Juco Counted 37:26 D1 vs. D2 43:35 Household Mascots 50:30 GeoDucks are Awesome 53:42 Banana Slugs Go Hard 57:30 Tristan vs. Mascots 59:31 Is an Anteater Sick? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming #mascots #college #collegefootball #geoduck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Sep 8

    "You Won't Believe Who Won" Soda Battle | Modern Apes

    The Patreon is where you want to be at, real ones say its the best Patreon in the Universe! If you want to support the boys in the quest to no longer have day jobs, enlist in the Ape Army today!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing Coca-Cola Co vs Pepsi Co, in a "Soft Drink War" for the ages. We have all your favorites from Mountain Dew to Cherry Pepsi and everything else under the sun! If the ending made you mad please know we think that is hilarious, maybe you just need to chill and drink some water! Follow The Team!!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive into Fizz 17:58 Did we rank Cherry Pepsi Right? 20:21 Give us a topic 22:50 For the haters 28:30 You made it this far congrats 32:19 Is water a soft drink 37:26 Dark vs Light 43:35 Household Soda 50:30 Baja Blast is King 53:42 Caffeine is for winners 57:30 Daniel vs common sense 59:31 Is Gatorade the man? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. Sep 1

    "Best 00's Toys" Bracket Battles|ft. John Kennedy | Modern Apes

    The Patreon is where you want to be at, real ones say its the best Patreon in the Universe! If you want to support the boys in the quest to no longer have day jobs, enlist in the Ape Army today!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast: Bracket Battles Edition! This week the Apes are joined by guest John Kennedy, very funny comedian and podcaster. The boys sit down to debate what the best toys from their childhoods in the 2000's was. They got all of your nostalgic favorites! Beyblades, Hulk Hands, Tech Decks and MORE! As always we need you guys to leave a comment to tell us if we got the brackets right, or brutally messed it up. LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS! Follow The Team!!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en John Kennedy - https://www.instagram.com/johnhenrykennedy/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Bionicle vs Fushigi Ball 17:58 Moon Sand vs Hulk Hands 20:21 Beyblade vs Yugioh Arm Dealer 22:50 Tech Deck vs Scooters 28:30 Bakugan vs Pockets P's 32:19 Bop-It vs Nerf 37:26 Hot Wheels vs Mighty Beans 43:35 Build-a-Bear vs Action Figures 50:30 Bionicles vs Hulk Hands 53:42 Tech Deck vs Beyblade 57:30 Pocket P's vs Nerf 59:31 Mighty Beans vs Action Figures 1:02:01 Hulk Hands vs Tech Deck 1:04:49 Nerf vs Action Figures 1:09:05 Tech Deck vs Action Figures 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #jokes #toys #competition #00's #2000's #actionfigures #mrbeast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  4. Aug 26

    "DC Heroes & Villains" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast

    If you liked this and want to support the boys more head over to Patreon where you can get 8 bonus episodes a month! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week of The Modern Apes podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are back at again with the world of Heroes and Villains, except this time we are talking about all the best ones from the DC Universe. We take a list compiled of our favorite characters from the DCU and battle head to head on who is the top character and why! Along the way make sure you leave a comment on if you think the boys got it right, and who is your favorite. Also if you made it down this far make sure to leave some hype points on the video cause we think that helps, and drop a comment for the boys to comment on. ENJOY!! #comedy #competition #compete #gameshow #games #bracket #teams #newjokes #videos #superheroes #supervillains #heroes #villains #justiceleague #batman #superman #teentitans #podcast #fyp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. Aug 19

    Best GameDay Food Bracket | The Modern Apes

    You already know that the Patreon is cooking. This is the BEST way to support the boys. The better it goes the more funds and time they have to put back into the pod! Plus if you want to send in stuff that is for sure an option now, s/o to Sean for the beers! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Glad you enlisted, welcome back to another week of your favorite topically confused podcast "The Modern Apes" with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. With the NFL and College Football season on the way the boys are doing a Battle Bracket to figure out what the best gameday food is. We got all the goodies on there, from Wings to Italian sandwiches that Tristan fought for so damn hard. As always leave a comment and hit the HYPE button for the boys, cause it helps they tell us. Chapters: 0:00 Patreon Intro 1:06 Tristan's Bit 2:22 Ship Us Stuff 10:10 Start of The Bracket 16:30 Are Subs Valid 29:50 Wings for Goth Baddies 31:00 Left Side Start 37:48 Shadow The Hedgehog is Black 41:30 Pizza v.Chile 47:03 Soft Pretzel vs. Tater Tot 51:27 Hotdog v. Pizza 1:00:07 The Winner is 1:09:00 Patreon Names #comedy #humor #jokes #food #gameday #collegegameday #nfl #collegefootball27 #debate #bracket #marchmadness #fyp #trending #vibes #podcast #comedypodcast #wings #burgers #pizza #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #jokeworld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. Aug 13

    "Fast Food Dipping Sauces" Bracket Battles | Modern Apes

    Weekly bonus episodes and movie watchalongs only on Patreon, JOIN NOW!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week hanging out with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd on the Modern Apes! This week the boys do an all timer....the best fast food sauces of all time. We got everything from all of your favorite places, and some sauces that you may have never heard of. Let us know what you thought about the brackets, and who you thought the winner should have been! We love you and be sure to follow all of the post Madison Square Garden action, this week on Patreon! CHAPTERS: 0:00 The Patreon Plug 1:15 Show Starts 7:45 Bracket Kicks Off 15:40 Sweet & Sour 29:30 Nuggies Debate 30:00 About Half Way 41:21 Comeback Sauce 57:08 The Final Showdown 1:00:00 Patreon Reads #comedy #foodie #foodlover #food #fastfood #tacobell #mcdonalds #new #video #phone #india #europe #america #legionofskanks #killtony #rogan #gillis #bracket #tournament Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  7. Aug 4

    "Discontinued Menu Items" Bracket Battle | The Modern Apes

    Join the Patreon its absolutely RIPPING!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week of the Modern Apes Podcast! For the last month or so we have been giving you Bracket Battles and you guys have been liking it so we thought we would keep the train rolling for another week. This week the boys are breaking down something near and dear to their heart…FASTFOOD!! But not only that, it’s the discontinued menu items that shocked the nation when they got taken off of the menu. This is going to be a battle for the ages so be sure to let us know who you thought won! Also like sub, and turn on the notification bell so you know where to find us! Chapters: 0:00 Patreon Intro 1:17 The Intro Baby 10:40 The Bracket Begins 15:00 Tristan Hates BBQ Sauce 17:00 DBG's McDonald's Order 22:00 Popeye's Enters The Chat 28:25 Scottish Inventions 30:38 The Perfect Sunday 35:08 The 2nd Half 41:20 Pretzel Bacon Rodeo Burger 43:00 The Volcano Menu 46:01 Its Making a Comeback 48:15 Does It Need Sauce 55:30 The Final Showdown 1:01:01 Patreon Names #comedy #foodie #foodlover #food #fastfood #tacobell #mcdonalds #new #video #phone #india #europe #america #legionofskanks #killtony #rogan #gillis #bracket #tournament Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  8. Jul 29

    "BEST Gas Station Snack EVER" | The Modern Apes

    The Patreon is popping off right now! Make sure to take a look and support the boys!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week we got a fun one, the boys are doing a bracket to find the best snack to grab at a gas station. Weather it is for a late night stoney run, to a stop at a Circle K on a long road we will find the true answer! Make sure to leave a comment on who you think should have won, and subscribe to the channel and hit the bell for us one time huh! Chapters: 0:00 Intro 8:35 Bracket Starts 34:37 2nd Half of Bracket 50:03 Final Four 52:01 Final Showdown 57:04 Patreon Names #podcast #comedypodcast #comedians #jokeworld #gasstation #competition #bracket #marchmadness #candy #cake #cctv Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd host a weekly hilarious Historical Comedy Podcast. Join us on the PATREON! (300+ Hours of Content) https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheModernApes

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  • Creator
    Witz Comedy Network
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    236
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd
  • Show Website
    The Modern Apes Podcast