The Galloping Abs Society

Galloping Abs

We are the Galloping Abs Society: a group dedicated to discussing the weirdest, most mindbogglingly bizarre romance novels the world has to offer. The only rule: the books must be free on Amazon.

  1. 12/24/2021

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sadist

    It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple reindeer shifters? We couldn't get more festive if we tried. Join us on this rollicking journey of Christmas-themed innuendo, very inventive sex toys, and some North Pole details we never knew we wanted to know. Plus, we're wowed by T**s Von Fappington's reindeer facts and Loins Haversham's mini talk about pain, pleasure, and brain chemistry!  Link to the book: https://jodiegriffin.com/2015/12/sleigh-bells-ring/ T**s's sources: https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/fun-facts-about-reindeer-and-caribou https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2021/07/deer-penis-exports-the-surprising-rise-of-new-zealand-s-pizzle-industry.amp.html Loins's sources: https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2002/01/pleasure-pain-activate-same-part-of-brain/ https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151001-why-pain-feels-good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_and_pleasure

    1h 1m
  2. The Flying Cunnilingus

    09/10/2021

    The Flying Cunnilingus

    Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earholes. That's right, we're talking about "That Time I Banged A Fairy," by Vivica Snow! Listen as our excitement to be finally amongst each other overrides any sense of patience or logic. We talk fairies, ADD, really firm fairy boobs, and how we're pretty sure all of the books we've read exist in the same universe. And to flutter your fancies, T**s Von Fappington whisks us away on a journey of fairy history! T**s's sources: https://claireryanauthor.com/blog/2017/2/22/2644-the-origins-of-fairies/ https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Origins-of-Fairies/ https://fiveminutehistory.com/the-history-of-fairies/ https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/history-of-fairies-18dff807000e

    1h 1m
  3. Palate Cleanser #15 (We Do Madlibs!)

    08/18/2021 ·  Bonus

    Palate Cleanser #15 (We Do Madlibs!)

    For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest creative adventure possible: Madlibs. Listen in as we come up with four flawless tales of romance, drama, and genital euphemisms.

    22 min
  4. Let's Get Horny

    08/03/2021

    Let's Get Horny

    Are you ready to gallop off into the sunset? Join us on our quest as we discuss "Unicornia" by Grace Risata. It's a veritable unicorn-ucopia of adventure, thrills, chills, and--surprisingly--genuine hilarity. If you thought that was the worst unicorn pun you've heard all week, don't worry, we've got more! Plus, we bring in a bit of history as T**s Von Fappington takes us through some unicorn lore. Saddle up and ride! T**s's sources: https://www.livescience.com/59674-unicorn-facts.html https://www.wired.com/2015/02/fantastically-wrong-unicorn/ https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/mythic-creatures/land/unicorns-west-and-east https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1629/the-unicorn-myth/ https://www.britannica.com/topic/unicorn

    49 min
  5. The Pufferman Cometh

    07/09/2021

    The Pufferman Cometh

    Did you think we were done with shifter books? Surprise! We talk about what might be our shiftiest one yet-- "Mounted By A Monster: Were-Puffer," by Mina Shay. Join us on a puffed-up journey filled with vapid characters, sudden plot bombs, disturbing anatomical transformations, and a cliffhanger that left us all feeling a bit deflated. Loins Haversham also leads us on a little trip through CRISPR-land, and T**s Von Fappington tells us about some of the weirder animal military experiments!  T**s's sources:  https://www.history.com/news/7-unusual-experiments-by-the-u-s-military https://www.cracked.com/blog/an-infamous-nasa-experiment-involved-horny-dolphin-lsd/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/9amw88/what-weve-learned-from-giving-dolphins-lsd https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/04/old-weird-tech-the-bat-bombs-of-world-war-ii/237267/

    1h 8m
  6. Palate Cleanser #14 (We Talk Shifters!)

    06/02/2021 ·  Bonus

    Palate Cleanser #14 (We Talk Shifters!)

    We've found ourselves in a tangled, dense jungle of shifter books, so to cleanse our palates, we talk about the animals we'd like to shift into. Which would be better, a dolphin or a duck? It turns out...neither, because they both suck. We also have a strange assortment of animal sex facts to tickle your fancies and turn your stomachs!

    18 min
  7. Just the Bear Shifter Necessities

    05/19/2021

    Just the Bear Shifter Necessities

    Are you ready for more shifter shenanigans? We were! In this episode, we hurl ourselves headfirst into “Bear Naked Yoga” by Blane Thomas, and experience a world of bear shifters, yoga instructors, more yoga, and more bear shifters. And is this...can it be?? We might have finally arrived at the land of Too Many Genital Euphemisms. Thankfully, T**s von Fappington is here to distract us with a little lesson on the etymology of ‘bear.’ T**s’s Sources: https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/04/04/word-bear/ https://www.backpacker.com/survival/bears/ask-a-bear/ask-a-bear-where-does-the-word-bear-come-from/ https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24669828 https://www.etymonline.com/word/bare https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/BarrettBear.pdf https://www.pride.com/identities/2016/4/05/popular-gay-slang-inspired-animal-kingdom#media-gallery-media-4 https://www.montclair.edu/lgbtq-center/lgbtq-resources/terminology/ https://www.lonestarsf.com/

    1h 24m
  8. Palate Cleanser #13 (We Play Dungeons and Dragons!)

    05/05/2021 ·  Bonus

    Palate Cleanser #13 (We Play Dungeons and Dragons!)

    How could we possibly cleanse our palates after reading the last book? By playing a short game of D&D, of course! Journey along with T**s, Lovemeat, and Loins as Thrusty takes them all on a heart-pounding quest of improvisation, role play, dice rolling, and dick jokes. They have a task, a little bit of luck, and a lot of gumption, but...will they succeed??

    45 min
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We are the Galloping Abs Society: a group dedicated to discussing the weirdest, most mindbogglingly bizarre romance novels the world has to offer. The only rule: the books must be free on Amazon.

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  • Creator
    Galloping Abs
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    37
  • Rating
    Explicit
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