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Official podcast of Gnar Couch.

Mountain bike news, interviews, and incoherent analysis.

The Gnar Couch Podcast gnarcouch

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    • 5.0 • 27 Ratings

Official podcast of Gnar Couch.

Mountain bike news, interviews, and incoherent analysis.

    Gnar Couch Podshow 79: Alex Jones is Buff, Gnard Fest Plans, Short Story Literature

    Gnar Couch Podshow 79: Alex Jones is Buff, Gnard Fest Plans, Short Story Literature

    This emergency, worldwide transmission begins with the declaration of an emergency transmission, then spirals into a discussion about Alex Jones and his ripped dad bod. We talk Gnard Fest and throwing dildos at people off the Olympia Lift at Trestle Bike Park, home of Gnard Fest 2022. JewDee writes a short story and reads it.



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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Gnar Couch Showcast 8: Governmental Nutrition Guidelines, Ryan Gothling, Bladerunner 2049, The Most Important News Headlines of the Month

    Gnar Couch Showcast 8: Governmental Nutrition Guidelines, Ryan Gothling, Bladerunner 2049, The Most Important News Headlines of the Month

    Kenny, Sponch and BJ are finally back. BJ is too high to talk per usual. Sponch and Kenny are on the greatest speed ever made. Life is good. We learned a lot. Watermelon is the most nutritious food according to the US government. That's some bad news for Nancy "Prosciutto" Pelosi. Damn. Gnardfest is upon us as well as the sunsetting of the goth girl population due to climate change. Please write Al Gore to fix this urgent problem. We also continued our Sigma Series with another Ryan Gothling film, Blade Runner 2049. On that note...

    Ana De Armas...

    I love you, bb jirl. Pls love me back.

    That one weird guy from the internet,
    BJ

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    • 37 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 78: Sponch is Suspended, C**t Weens, Rapper Names

    Gnar Couch Podshow 78: Sponch is Suspended, C**t Weens, Rapper Names

    After the previous show, we suspended Sponch for a week. The boys discuss the clitoris sizes of women who lift weights. We discuss our rapper names, and talk Gnard Fest.

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    • 2 hr 2 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 77: The One Where We Get Canceled

    Gnar Couch Podshow 77: The One Where We Get Canceled

    Sponch and Kenny Eggs are back. We'll be lucky if the podshow is. Enjoy.

     

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    • 1 hr 49 min
    Gnar Couch Showcast 7: The Slaughter at the Slaughter Pen: Act IV

    Gnar Couch Showcast 7: The Slaughter at the Slaughter Pen: Act IV

    Once upon a time, Sponch and BJ recorded a joyous Showcast while Kenny was on vacation. There were many great things in it. BJ's first porno, flat earth etc. The fiery storm of Wisconsin internet and poor audio was too much. The Show Cast was trashed like the very couch it was created on. 

    For this week, we have The Slaughter at the Slaughter Pen: Act IV for you all to listen to. Don't worry, the cOmPuTeR sCiEnTiSt will figure out technology next week. 



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    • 14 min
    Gnar Couch Podshow 76: Where are the Millennials, Jerking in Public, Converted Mormon Buttholes

    Gnar Couch Podshow 76: Where are the Millennials, Jerking in Public, Converted Mormon Buttholes

    On the latest episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow Sponch and Kenny are missing, but no one actually cares. The Boomer Hour commences as Rob, Jimmy, and Cheef do the show alone, trying to wrap things up before 9 pm, when they all automatically fall asleep. Rob tries to justify jerking it in public bathroom stalls. And crazy, Mormon murders--and buttholes--are discussed.

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    • 1 hr 24 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
27 Ratings

27 Ratings

bodegabandit ,

Cheef helped me out with my “problem “

Every time I wear spandex before my cc race I always get a boner, Cheef is always there to help me get rid of it. The 20 bucks he always slips in my chamois is nice too.

DrHuckinStuff ,

Two thumbs up

Sponch’s ma

dograsquito ,

Sponch mom

Sponch mom is so fat that it’s clogging the internet connection. Great show.

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