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This emergency, worldwide transmission begins with the declaration of an emergency transmission, then spirals into a discussion about Alex Jones and his ripped dad bod. We talk Gnard Fest and throwing dildos at people off the Olympia Lift at Trestle Bike Park, home of Gnard Fest 2022. JewDee writes a short story and reads it.



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Kenny, Sponch and BJ are finally back. BJ is too high to talk per usual. Sponch and Kenny are on the greatest speed ever made. Life is good. We learned a lot. Watermelon is the most nutritious food according to the US government. That's some bad news for Nancy "Prosciutto" Pelosi. Damn. Gnardfest is upon us as well as the sunsetting of the goth girl population due to climate change. Please write Al Gore to fix this urgent problem. We also continued our Sigma Series with another Ryan Gothling film, Blade Runner 2049. On that note...

Ana De Armas...

I love you, bb jirl. Pls love me back.

That one weird guy from the internet,
BJ

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After the previous show, we suspended Sponch for a week. The boys discuss the clitoris sizes of women who lift weights. We discuss our rapper names, and talk Gnard Fest.

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Sponch and Kenny Eggs are back. We'll be lucky if the podshow is. Enjoy.

 

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Once upon a time, Sponch and BJ recorded a joyous Showcast while Kenny was on vacation. There were many great things in it. BJ's first porno, flat earth etc. The fiery storm of Wisconsin internet and poor audio was too much. The Show Cast was trashed like the very couch it was created on. 

For this week, we have The Slaughter at the Slaughter Pen: Act IV for you all to listen to. Don't worry, the cOmPuTeR sCiEnTiSt will figure out technology next week. 



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On the latest episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow Sponch and Kenny are missing, but no one actually cares. The Boomer Hour commences as Rob, Jimmy, and Cheef do the show alone, trying to wrap things up before 9 pm, when they all automatically fall asleep. Rob tries to justify jerking it in public bathroom stalls. And crazy, Mormon murders--and buttholes--are discussed.

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