The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 1d ago

    I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26

    Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on. The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer * (0:06:39) Seattle observation * (0:14:21) Hake history * (0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶 * (0:18:39) Michael: Hank Williams: Settin’ the Woods on Fire 📞 * (0:24:11) Michael: Eminem, frog hunting * (0:32:04) Brady: Frog legs? Trump on elections 📞 * (0:48:27) Bobby: “Occult”? SAVE Act 📞 * (0:51:25) Bobby: US-Israel cooperation, immigration, common sense * (1:00:48) Ardene: Mail-in ballots are OK. 📞 * (1:20:39) Alex: Left & right ears process differently 📞 * (1:27:59) Supers for bday 💰 * (1:33:12) Coffees on women 💰 * (1:43:40) Zee: Repubs aren’t there for Trump 📞 * (1:50:19) Bigg Bump, Jermaine, Last supers 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/17/hake-fri-71726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/17/jlp-fri-71726 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26
  2. 2d ago

    People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26

    We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD CLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:24) News: Give an inch, take a mile, human nature * (0:12:27) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake sings 🎶 * (0:13:30) David/Ocala: Chevy 427, Karen Black, Farrah Fawcett 📞 * (0:23:17) David: A year ago: Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham? * (0:26:57) David: Fence Walker, Hake’s Indian name, Lindsey Graham * (0:32:15) David: East St. Louis family, fathers, mama spirit, HS dating * (0:39:18) Brady: Trump on elections? Iran, gas, Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham 📞 * (1:01:19) David/TX: Vera Lynn, Pink Floyd. Suno AI. Iran. 📞 * (1:12:03) Shoutouts 💰 * (1:17:22) Supers: Eric on these gals 💰 * (1:21:11) Popcorn on social media reaction to kids 💰 * (1:30:17) Popcorn tip: Water main break WeHo 💰 * (1:38:29) Cesar: Snake Eyes 💰 * (1:44:21) Allen: Drinking days of old. Beer art 📞 * (1:49:11) Ross: AC energy metaphor 📞 * (1:51:01) Moises: s/o Alex in CA and other callers 📞 * (1:53:15) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/16/hake-thu-71626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/16/jlp-thu-71626 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26
  3. 3d ago

    Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26

    Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite. * (0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:35) Ronnie: July, judging the past 📞 * (0:17:43) Ronnie: James K. Polk, U.S. expansion * (0:27:01) Meade: Lindsey Graham, being single 📞 * (0:45:22) Terri: English ladies for July 📞 * (0:52:45) Superchats and shoutouts 💰 * (0:59:26) William III: Contributions for July 📞 * (1:04:37) William III: East STL. TX floods. Pontoon capsized. * (1:12:07) Reddit: Sea Lion saved Kevin Hines, 2000; Seal Beach * (1:19:12) Allen: Movie history. Marriage & land ownership 📞 * (1:31:31) Brady: Eh? Ann Coulter. Middle East news 📞 * (1:40:39) Alex: putting women on a pedestal 📞 * (1:46:25) William 7: “No class.” Fat Albert. 📞 * (1:49:28) William 7: National debt, health costs story * (1:53:12) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/15/hake-wed-71526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/15/jlp-wed-71526 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
  4. 4d ago

    Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26

    Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -Ecclesiastes The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout * (0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven * (0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine * (0:08:22) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake shop 🎶 * (0:12:04) Zenny: Jewish American Heritage 📞 * (0:17:22) Zenny: Lindsey Graham. Trump. Charlie Kirk. * (0:44:52) Jermaine: tryna eat less, ego lifting 📞 * (1:01:24) Brady: nutrition, boring! knowledge. 📞 * (1:05:15) Brady: Late great Lindsey Graham * (1:14:59) William III: Canada. East STL. 📞 * (1:20:30) William III: Lindsey Graham. Communism. Iran. * (1:33:04) William 7: America. People are the same around the world. 📞 * (1:39:46) Superchats: Ecclesiastes 7: 21-22 💰 * (1:46:19) Cesar: Italian American buffalo wings 💰 * (1:48:30) Popcorn super Bible questions 💰 * (1:52:45) CSal: Telling Prez how to be Prez 💰 * (1:53:59) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/14/hake-tue-71426 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/14/jlp-tue-71426 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
  5. 5d ago

    RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26

    Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don’t go to MAID. The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Honoring Lindsey Graham * (0:16:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:17:35) Brady: McCain, Graham, Ukraine, Iran 📞 * (0:33:42) Pessimism, Optimism, and Meekness * (0:42:48) Supers: Sion judging and opioids 💰 * (0:50:29) Supers: Eric love every country 💰 * (0:54:53) Popcorn: Nolan Wells 💰 * (1:06:56) Godfather influence on crime * (1:12:48) Lindsey Graham is not Elizabeth Warren 🎥 * (1:25:28) Coco: Every day health. MAID program. Ozzy Osbourne. 📞 * (1:40:42) Popcorn clarifying 💰 * (1:45:21) Bobby: Reasonable to distrust kids’ friends 📞 * (1:50:39) Bobby: Major figures “help” with Nolan Wells situation * (1:53:51) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/13/hake-mon-71326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/13/jlp-mon-71326 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26
  6. Jul 10

    Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26

    Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:07:34) ICE, Reasonable, Intro 🎶 * (0:12:06) David: Sonny Hostin, US Flags, Grateful 📞 * (0:20:19) David: Rev Al, MLK, Virgin Birth, Social Gospel * (0:32:11) David: Bigg Bump & rap memories * (0:36:31) David: Letter to grandparents at 25 * (0:39:56) David: Howard Cosell, Monday Night Football * (0:41:02) Michael: Names. Charlie Kirk 📞 * (0:49:11) Michael: Trump and historical leaders * (0:52:57) Superchats, Previews 💰 * (1:00:46) Coffees: Women & substantive judgment 💰 * (1:06:28) Cesar & more 💰 * (1:12:57) Jermaine: Love for ancestors? 📞 * (1:19:33) Jermaine: Why do dogs run away? 🐕 * (1:22:38) Brady, dusty hippie, AZ 📞 * (1:27:09) Brady: Hallucinating like AI; Hualapai * (1:34:12) Allen: Scones. Off the grid. Modern music. 📞 * (1:41:08) Allen: Fallen State JLP guests * (1:44:47) Popcorn: Don’t judge: IG granny. 💰 * (1:49:32) William 7: Life’s twists 📞 * (1:51:43) Rick: Nolan Wells 📞 * (1:53:55) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/10/hake-fri-71026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/10/jlp-fri-71026 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Reasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26
  7. Jul 9

    Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26

    It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:29) News: Trump, E Jean Carroll, Platner * (0:07:59) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 T-shirt rant * (0:11:29) Brady: Gates of Hades, Bibi 📞 * (0:21:40) Brady: Masons, George Washington * (0:23:16) Brady: Trump & NATO, Ambien gossip * (0:31:04) Superchats: Cesar, Bill Cosby! 💰 * (0:40:58) Cesar: Film & Literature on human nature exploitation 💰 * (0:47:28) William III: Late heroes. 📞 * (0:55:04) William: Turkey F35s, Hippies * (0:58:08) Erika’s wishes * (1:01:34) Popcorn: Women s/o. Juneteenth 💰 * (1:10:22) Allen: Power reveals corruption 📞 * (1:13:09) Allen: Shotgun approach, Sound of own voice, Hidden religion? * (1:19:05) Bobby: Brady: Occult? Consent & sobriety 📞 * (1:22:09) Bobby: Tyler Robinson trial defense. Muslims & America * (1:31:50) Bobby: Good propaganda for America * (1:35:00) Bobby: Erika Kirk, a mother * (1:37:46) Alex: Off-the-wall Kirk idea 📞 * (1:44:23) Superchat: Official Narratives, Lead with your main issue 💰 * (1:48:17) David: Nolan Ryan, sports announcers 📞 * (1:51:05) David: Bill Cosby. Juneteenth. * (1:54:21) Closing 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/9/hake-thu-7926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/9/jlp-thu-7926 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/8/bill-hosts-punchie-tv-ep-095 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Power Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26
  8. Jul 8

    I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26

    Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:38) News: MOU over. Platner? * (0:08:03) Intro: Hake Report by Jake Husdon 🎶 * (0:09:46) Bobby: US-Israel? Erika-run TPUSA? Debate world 📞 * (0:23:13) Bobby: Nolan Wells family hired Ben Crump. SPLC * (0:29:31) David/TX: Inter-semi-driver disagreement 📞 * (0:44:25) Chase: Conspiracy theories and forgetting God 📞 * (1:01:10) Superchats and shoutouts 💰 * (1:05:25) Brady: Toyota plant. Middle East & NATO 📞 * (1:18:01) William III: Wrigley. Israel–Middle East. Chicago. 📞 * (1:33:32) Quick few more superchats: Brain health 💰 * (1:35:10) Rick: Midterms, Socialism, “tap dancing” 📞 * (1:47:52) Popcorn: Erica running TPUSA? 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/8/hake-wed-7826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/8/jlp-wed-7826 – VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    I Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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