The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26

    16H AGO

    Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26

    “We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Confused Start * (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer * (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore * (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses * (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule? * (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person? * (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude * (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump? * (0:42:30) Pardons; Prices up; Wait and see… * (0:51:30) If Trump did it… * (0:55:10) They made him give his daughter! * (0:57:48) …Proper credit for Trump, domestic vs foreign * (1:04:57) 📺 Trump: Bullet proof vest? Don’t think about… * (1:07:42) 📺 Trump: I don’t care if they’re bad people! * (1:11:06) 💬 Super: Harmony a part of the Pro-Trump Cult * (1:12:30) 📺 Trump cognitive test * (1:14:44) 💬 Inventions, Maze, etc. * (1:17:54) 📞 William 7, part Jewish, Trump, King, Land * (1:22:32) I witnessed tongues: Seemed real. * (1:26:02) VFW… 35th Freemason friend * (1:27:53) 📞 Allen, MI: Marxist property taxes; Poor construction * (1:37:10) Don’t seek a wife; Arranged marriage * (1:40:49) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn: Obama cognition? Cesar off * (1:43:27) 📞 John, TX: Oil, Venezuela, Iran attacked neighbors * (1:51:08) 📞 Joel, FL: Cinco de Mayo social media: If we quit tacos… * (1:54:00) Outro 🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/5/hake-tue-5-5-26 📝 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/5/jlp-tue-5-5-26 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. 📼 VIDEO: 3D YT / YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (non-3D / Alt) 🎧 PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict NOTES SHORT: Trump says he doesn’t know if he ‘can handle looking 20 pounds heavier’ - YouTube IG: The Death of AIPAC & Rise of America First … May 2nd 2026 SHORT: Trump Says He Aced Cognitive Tests, Questions Obama’s Ability - YouTube Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  2. Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26

    1D AGO

    Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26

    No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob? The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:01) News… * (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping” * (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo * (0:11:56) 💬 Eric: Who is Art, why explain yourself? * (0:15:26) 💬 Popcorn: Obama interpretation, Grok * (0:29:04) 📞 Brady: Trump pulling troops; Obama transformation * (0:34:25) Israel 2030, will we cut them off? * (0:40:09) 📞 Ryan: Rude. Trump anti-Christ? * (0:47:00) Trump tweaking * (0:48:43) Ever been in jail? Epstein cameras, guards * (0:54:51) No one controls Trump * (0:57:30) 📞 Alex: Projection; Trump dream: Baphomet Ark, Solomon’s Temple * (1:05:29) Dream means something? * (1:07:28) No Anchor Baby! * (1:08:19) 📞 Brandi, HI: White, Indigenous, Colonists… Out of Africa? * (1:14:24) If they invented and taught us everything… * (1:16:29) 📞 Chuck: NJ accents * (1:18:08) Venezuelan oil, not the best… Processing … * (1:24:35) Broaden fossil fuels AND renewables * (1:26:42) Nuclear? What about bio weapons? Mad at Trump Iran war * (1:33:11) Wish for energy abundance portfolio; Trump, OPEC * (1:38:15) Off the gold standard * (1:38:46) 📞 Maze: black inventions: Doorknob, Iron… John Hanson * (1:44:29) 📞 Jeff, LA: European homes, streets, fuel, different worlds * (1:47:34) 💬 YT Supers * (1:50:44) 💬 Coffees… no time for response! * (1:56:08) Outro — NO ANCHOR BABY 🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/4/hake-mon-5-4-26 🎧 PODCAST/SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/4/jlp-mon-5-4-26 — VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 57m
  3. The Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26

    4D AGO

    The Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26

    “Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions? The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:25) News, Mess, drama * (0:08:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) 📞 Michael, Canada: Art, respect boundaries, “little man syndrome” * (0:13:35) M: Overreacting to truth * (0:24:57) 📞 Jeff, Louisiana: Spencer Pratt, L.A.; “Voting Rights,” Sunny Hostin * (0:31:47) Jeff: Female cop, Detroit, wheelchair man, incident * (0:34:19) 📞 Maze: Art wasn’t mad, y’all were * (0:39:45) 📞 Alex: Trained behaviors; Child discipline differences, video * (0:46:41) A: Psychological terror, good? * (0:48:47) A: Social media ruined music artists’ mystique * (0:50:20) Back to Maze: Hold on! * (0:52:27) 🎶 Echoes in the Keys (BEAT) * (0:55:27) Maze: We talk about them but they can’t talk about us * (1:03:04) 📞 Ardene: daycare, no corporal punishment, tattling, jury * (1:11:19) A: Trump health; Music opportunities; drum circles * (1:16:01) 📞 Ryan: Exhortation * (1:24:48) 💬 Coffees… * (1:29:13) 💬 Supers from YT * (1:30:55) 💬 Popcorn pretending Obama’s not evil * (1:37:32) 💬 Cesar on “Michelle” and anger * (1:40:07) 💬 Eric wisdom * (1:41:20) 📞 Bobby: They make up history; * (1:45:30) B: Correct false beliefs? * (1:47:55) B: Brian Shapiro on TFS * (1:51:12) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Bobby: We’re not delusional, y’all stole it all! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/1/hake-fri-5-1-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/1/jlp-fri-5-1-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 56m
  4. Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26

    5D AGO

    Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26

    Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:11) “N” word truth * (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected * (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery * (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar, WH Press Sec, crying, lying * (0:23:09) 💬 Coffees: Based? Greggatron: Shame * (0:26:48) 💬 Shameful, Shameless, ign’ant, not a gang * (0:34:02) 📞 Terri, OR: American identity… Melting Pot? Assimilation? * (0:41:11) T: American culture is different, louder than some * (0:44:00) T: Pandering, catering to different identities * (0:47:25) T: “You can shop here,” Fried Egg I’m in Love, union drama * (0:52:00) 📞 John, KY: That’s feminine. My daddy’s son. * (1:01:49) 📞 William 7: freedom… “Repro-rights,” Foster system * (1:01:49) 📞 Joshua, CA, 1st: Immigration, what’s happening to whites… * (1:23:10) J: People are welcoming it… Freedom of speech, MLK, discriminating * (1:35:17) 📞 Maze, OH: You never had it so good! * (1:39:57) 💬 Coffees… .Popcorn: Lockwood?... Tedious, YT Supers… * (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… people angrier, spoiled * (1:47:51) 📞 Rick, VA: Different nations, different outcomes * (1:50:56) 📞 Frederick: Running off fanbase! Iran thoughts? * (1:53:22) 📞 Rob, NorCal: tomorrow! Firmament; Story… * (1:54:16) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/30/hake-thu-4-30-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/30/jlp-thu-4-30-26 🥊 ICYMI: PUNCHIE TV blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/29/punchie-tv-ep-085-wed-4-29-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  5. 'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26

    6D AGO

    'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26

    50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:23) News… * (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a * (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words * (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad… * (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight? * (0:42:49) R: Weaponizing * (0:49:55) R: How come you’re saying it? * (0:57:43) 📞 Allen: Matt 5: 43-44, love your neighbor, enemy * (1:05:47) A: Godly hatred? Personal enemy vs God’s enemy * (1:12:39) A: Gretchen Whitmer hearing God’s Word? * (1:16:23) 📞 Tim, TX: Autism, dating an autistic girl * (1:24:45) 📞 Maze: Ignorant word… Dem-Rep, same * (1:32:41) Anchor Baby 💬 Supers on YT: Bashing Ronnie, Allen * (1:35:53) 💬 Coffees… * (1:45:06) 💬 Rumble Rants: a word’s power * (1:46:12) 📞 Tory, CA: craziness * (1:52:14) 📞 Brady: We bend over backwards * (1:53:48) 📞 Rick, another time! * (1:54:07) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/29/hake-wed-4-29-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://thehakereport.com/punchie – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  6. Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26

    APR 28

    Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26

    They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill. The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men * (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake! * (0:13:48) 🙄 “The Wide Awakes,” so corny! * (0:16:48) Punchie TV: Bill knows about corruption * (0:21:01) 📰 Self-described race of the suspect: per Journal-isms * (0:29:25) Half-black, half-white… Obama, Trump…. * (0:36:58) 📺 CNN: Obama 2011 WHCD vs Trump; What does Roger Stone know? * (0:42:10) 📰 Back to story * (0:47:29) 💬 Supers: YT * (0:48:27) 💬 Coffees: KMike * (0:50:48) 💬 Popcorn on Michael * (0:58:16) 💬 It’s all connected: Cesar * (1:06:17) 💬 Popcorn: Nora O’Donnnell, Mary Phagan, naive to evil * (1:21:47) 💬 Cesar, Eric exhortation * (1:23:53) Chat shoutouts * (1:27:36) 📰 Viktor Orbán, smearing MJ; AP on this day Apr 26: Mary Phagan * (1:35:01) 📰 Chernobyl; Juries … fair trial for Trump? * (1:39:03) 🤩 Trump on Reflecting Pool for cheap! * (1:43:30) 📰 …Kimmel… vs Trump and Melania * (1:46:30) 💬 Popcorn: human nature, projecting a broken standard * (1:50:37) 📰 Aborsh Meds on Campus CO bill * (1:54:41) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/28/hake-tue-4-28-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 56m
  7. High T | Hake Fri 4-24-26

    APR 24

    High T | Hake Fri 4-24-26

    “High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished? The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over… * (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians * (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd * (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there * (0:19:55) David Story: “demon” drawing plate swapped for rainbow! * (0:23:01) 💬 David Supers: God, toughness, forgave mother? * (0:30:31) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Yesterday, pearls to swine * (0:35:38) 📞 Brady, “Cuckoo,” Indian, Grand Canyon, Vegas * (0:41:35) B: We’re not spinning. Polaris … * (0:42:31) 📞 Jeff: Tripping on a word, history, dehumanizing * (0:49:20) 💬 Rumble rant yesterday; False power; Supers * (0:51:10) 🪙 Jesse silver coin * (0:55:12) 📞 Ryan: OK’d disrespect * (1:01:49) 💬 Popcorn: “Fraud,” drunk with anger * (1:09:51) 💬 Coffees: Anthony on some sense * (1:12:55) 📞 Maze: telling people what to do * (1:19:01) 📞 Alex: Accountability, Criticism * (1:27:36) 💬 Greggatron to Ronnie * (1:31:19) 💬 BasedAF: Karen Bass, Trump * (1:32:54) 📞 John, KY: Art come to his senses, enemies * (1:44:45) 💬 Coffees… on the controversy, supers * (1:52:16) 🚫 Haden, another day * (1:52:35) 📞 Iason: Humility, never humiliated * (1:53:54) 🎶 Michael, Canada… END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/24/hake-fri-4-24-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  8. Pavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26

    APR 23

    Pavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26

    A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular. The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations * (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence” * (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual * (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training; “You need to leave!” * (0:36:02) Alex: Japan society; How could child turn g—? * (0:38:22) 🗣️ Art vs Alex: You got no respect, California! Angry! Cussing… * (0:43:25) Art: Disrespecting men… boundaries * (0:56:00) Art: Respect, getting crazy, not crazy enough * (1:05:15) Art: Jesus and Jesse … * (1:13:40) Art: Manipulative with that word * (1:15:52) 📞 Garrett, NH: egging, taking it to heart * (1:17:59) 📞 Pete, AK: Disrespecting while crying disrespect * (1:20:56) 📞 JC, Little Rock: I don’t like that word * (1:31:58) 💬 Supers: YT, coffees: Gee Willickers; Popcorn * (1:35:26) 💬 Coffees: Ann Abor, Greggatron: They become what you call them. KMike * (1:42:11) 💬 Coffee: Tapdance explanation * (1:46:50) 💬 CA Gov debate, Words, Hake arguing with coffees… * (1:54:26) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/23/hake-thu-4-23-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © James Anton Hake
  • Show Website
    The Hake Report

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