The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26

    1d ago

    We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26

    Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞 * (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History * (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰 * (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞 * (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting. * (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞 * (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs * (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶 * (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞 * (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰 * (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian. * (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞 * (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac * (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰 * (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰 * (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞 * (1:54:00) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  2. Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26

    3d ago

    Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26

    The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan! * (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No, Me. 📞 * (0:16:44) Ken: History of the World 🗺️ * (0:20:23) Shawn/FL: New Fears in the World 📞 * (0:24:55) Shawn: Can’t Live w/o Christ: Ego * (0:33:39) David/Ocala/FL: Nebuchadnezzar 📞 * (0:37:49) David: People Who Act Kooky * (0:45:10) David: Leave Iran Alone: Let God Handle It * (0:50:18) Meade/VA: Old Viral Video: Irony & Truth Lost 📞 * (0:58:29) Meade: Massie & Israel? How About China? * (1:04:27) Superchats: Blame. Soy. Conspiracies. 💰 * (1:16:59) Allen/MI: David & Goliath. Gold Worship. 📞 * (1:27:23) Allen: Irony Wasted on the Simple (Oscar Wilde) * (1:30:41) Superchats: Enhanced Charges? Accusation? Relax. 💰 * (1:41:04) Brady/AZ: Market Collapse. Buy Silver? 📞 * (1:48:14) Zenny/Canada: AIPAC Tweet. Wait & See. 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/28/hake-thu-52826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/28/jlp-thu-52826 🥊 PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/5/27/punchie-tv-ep-089-wed-52726 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  3. A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26

    4d ago

    A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26

    Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂 * (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner * (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs * (0:15:56) Story: Belligerence: I Disclaim * (0:19:09) Superchats: Invention & Steve Hilton Confusion 💰 * (0:31:45) News: Tulsi Resignation & AOC * (0:35:12) Vid: AOC: Murky Water & Data Centers * (0:41:49) Call: John (OH) - Culture, Coolness & Justice 📞 * (0:49:45) John: Data Centers, Water & Power * (0:52:24) Call: Tory (CA) - Best Friends & AI Video 📞 * (1:00:03) Tory: Nick Bans Tory! * (1:01:43) Call: Alex (CA) - Wheelies & Bad Influence 📞 * (1:06:06) Call: Jeff (LA) - Greenland for Data Centers? 📞 * (1:08:22) Jeff: Prom Helicopter Ride * (1:11:46) Superchats: Teen Takeovers 💰 * (1:14:36) Superchats: Cesar Power Level 💰 * (1:18:21) Superchats: Prosecuting Parents & Massie’s Error? 💰 * (1:26:51) Call: Ardene (CO) - Prosecute Parents 📞 * (1:33:31) Ardene: AI & Water Issues * (1:37:30) Call: Brady (AZ) - Call Me Whitebeard 📞 * (1:40:08) Superchats: Coffees & YouTube 💰 * (1:42:38) Superchats: Popcorn on Sending Sons Overseas 💰 * (1:46:32) Call: Rick (VA) - US Liberals & Israel 📞 * (1:52:25) Rick: Redistricting Drama * (1:53:54) Closing 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/27/hake-wed-52726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/27/jlp-wed-52726 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  4. We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26

    4d ago

    We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26

    Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (04:11) News: Iran Strike & SoCal Ocean Spray * (06:58) Intro: Hey, Guys! * (09:17) Tidbits: Pakistan & CBC Overview * (15:34) Call: David (FL) on Justin Pearson * (20:25) David: Al Pacino’s Son * (24:22) Call: Jordan (MI) Shoutout * (25:30) Vid: Scott Adams Content Tip * (29:44) Vid: CA High Speed Rail Update * (35:41) Vid: Pratt vs Bass Homeless Debate * (46:26) Vid: East Asian Culture & Crime * (55:16) Vid: Does Poverty Cause Crime? * (57:55) Analysis: Jesse Write-Up on Crime * (1:03:59) Analysis: Political Corruption Discussion * (1:11:36) Superchats: Relationship Truths 💰 * (1:21:12) Call: Dee (NY) on Immigration * (1:30:26) Dee: Trump Spending & Economy * (1:34:25) Dee: Obama vs Trump Records * (1:45:53) Dee: Drug War Root Causes * (1:49:37) Call: Zenny on Antisemitism Task Force * (1:54:11) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/26/hake-tue-52626 🎧 SUBSTACK 📰 HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/26/jlp-tue-52626 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  5. Memorial Day with HAKE 🇺🇸 Mon 5/25/26

    5d ago

    Memorial Day with HAKE 🇺🇸 Mon 5/25/26

    Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights? The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🇺🇸 Memorial Day & John McCain... Disclaimer * (0:03:39) 📌 A lil news... John McCain; WH attempt * (0:09:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:01) 📞 Daniel: Memorial Day, Civil War history * (0:15:51) D: Take no sides; Power struggle * (0:23:03) D: Why so important? * (0:25:18) D: “Moral panic,” one-third of the population * (0:26:57) 📞 Brady: History and USA, a country in distress * (0:38:23) B: 7-Eleven story on JLP * (0:40:35) B: Individual rights and rule of law * (0:42:44) 💰 Supers, Coffees * (0:45:17) 💰 Popcorn on shoplifting * (0:51:19) 💰 Carver: Mr Pibb changed flavors; AAPI Month BTW; Sion * (0:57:52) 💰 Constitutional rights in shop situation on JLP show * (1:05:48) 💰 Popcorn: Wisdom in dangerous situations * (1:07:35) 📞 Brian: Mr. Pibb? How about Cheerwine! 🍒 * (1:10:08) 🧐 H-1B controversy history explained * (1:18:53) 📞 JC: I was called a name. * (1:25:06) JC: 1999 school tragedy: Would you deny your faith? * (1:34:22) C: Provocateur, admit you’re wrong * (1:40:06) 💰 Popcorn: “Men of the town” * (1:43:23) 📞 Alex: the brainwashing of people * (1:46:55) A: Created equal. Feel better, get it off your chest * (1:51:44) 📌 Closing: Thanks, all! 📝 BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/25/hake-mon-52526 🎧 SUBSTACK 📰 HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/25/jlp-mon-52526 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  6. Everybody Has an 'Identity' to Get Past | HAKE Fri 5/22/26

    May 22

    Everybody Has an 'Identity' to Get Past | HAKE Fri 5/22/26

    We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. “Anti-weaponization” fund: Sometimes punishment didn’t fit the crime. The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:27) 🤕 Pain in the neck * (0:05:09) 🗞️ Hake gripes about GOP Senate and Rumble * (0:10:00) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:12:13) 📞 Michael, Sam Cooke story * (0:17:07) M: Lil back problem, Snowboarding danger * (0:19:12) M: Just jokes, We all have the same problem? * (0:27:08) M: Massie update, loyalty debates, Iran prediction * (0:39:37) 📞 William 7: HBD, Iran pronunciation * (0:42:02) W: Whom you miss? Chuck Norris * (0:45:49) 📞 Alex: Thx. What makes us this way. Reaction list. * (0:52:10) A: Viral incidents have changed society and relationships * (0:56:47) 📞 Terri: Dublin protests & Yves Sakila case * (1:01:44) T: Feel for Ireland as an Irish American * (1:10:06) T: EU’s UN abstention to slavery vote; Irish * (1:15:18) 📞 Kyle: Discussing his list of criticisms of his childhood faith * (1:23:34) K: Loyalty: Who is family? Naive benevolence. * (1:30:17) 💬Coffees: Pratt; Massie * (1:35:34) 💬Coffees: Want, Need to say it? * (1:41:08) 💬Supers YT, Popcorn: Anti-weaponization, etc. * (1:49:37) 📞 David: Ramses, Moses & Jesus could’ve been... * (1:53:02) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/22/hake-fri-52226 🎧 SUBSTACK 🗞️ HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/22/jlp-fri-52226 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  7. It's Wrong to Be Provoked | HAKE Thu 5/21/26

    May 21

    It's Wrong to Be Provoked | HAKE Thu 5/21/26

    More dialogue. New rule: Don’t call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) 🤨 Am I live? * (0:02:29) 😮‍💨 At last! / Disclaimer * (0:04:35) 🗣️ News? * (0:05:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:55) 📞 Ryan: Felt disrespected. New rule! * (0:13:26) R: Why those teens acted * (0:15:41) R: Raised that way? * (0:20:57) R: Do you hear yourself? Judging “Chud” * (0:24:37) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Quanell and these people * (0:34:07) 💬 Coffees, thanks, y’all * (0:38:19) 💬 Ronnie: Dalton, Assumption, Condemn it? * (0:48:30) 📞 Robert: Civil War, taxes, Honest Abe * (0:59:58) 📞 Brady, 57: Speaking up * (1:03:57) 📞 Steve’n: Thrown under the bus * (1:12:37) Re: TFS guest Abby: I’d call the police! * (1:16:04) 💬 Supers YT, Coffees… who ate? Behavior! * (1:22:09) 💬 Popcorn: Disagree with Quanell? Cbill: Weak mindset * (1:28:08) 📞 John, KY: Fear, Blanket, Truth * (1:41:12) 📞 David, TX: Matt 17: 21, by prayer, fasting * (1:45:17) D: PSA, trucking not too bad! * (1:46:16) 💬 Invented English; Massie loss explained; Glaring omission * (1:54:05) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/21/hake-thu-52126 🎧 SUBSTACK 🗞️ HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/21/jlp-thu-52126 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  8. Can't Go Against God's Man | HAKE Wed 5/20/26

    May 20

    Can't Go Against God's Man | HAKE Wed 5/20/26

    Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud” situation, and other berating incidents. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:06) 🗣️ Massie, Trump, Young Neighbor excuses ‘ * (0:07:41) 🎶 Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee * (0:11:34) 📞 Ryan: Antagonizing * (0:15:15) 🗣️ Massie, principled? * (0:18:58) 📞 Alex: black eyes; “coward”; Violence norm; Who created whom; style; questions * (0:28:51) 🗣️ Alex vs Ronnie: You created us. A mirror. * (0:33:34) A vs R: How to correct Young Neighbors: police ourselves * (0:44:11) 📞 Ronnie: I’m not responsible; Obama not Trump; You googled “YN” * (0:58:46) 📞 Maze: Records expunged * (1:04:11) ⌚️ Maze: Check out my watch… * (1:14:37) 🙋🏽‍♀️ Maze: Honor your mother * (1:16:18) 💬 YT supers: Alex won, not Ronnie: “You created us.” * (1:20:33) 💬 Rumble: Cows. Super Thanks: Fighting words * (1:22:13) 💬 Cesar on Chud predictions… * (1:26:43) 💬 Coffees: KMike on “freedom of speech” vs streets * (1:28:45) 💬 Cesar 1A auditors; Tory; CBill vs Zenny * (1:31:16) 💬 Popcorn: Quanell vs Michael Phillips; hate * (1:36:42) 📞 William 7: Maze got me dizzy, Arabic; expunging record * (1:42:40) 📞 Terri: white lived experience, self-policing within groups * (1:49:09) 🇨🇳 Terri: speaking bitterness, Cultural Revolution, struggle sessions * (1:53:58) Outro: Supers & Rick tomorrow? 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/20/hake-wed-52026 🎧 SUBSTACK 🗞️ HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/20/jlp-wed-52026 🥊 PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/5/20/punchie-tv-ep-088-wed-52026 — VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled (Part 2) - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT) 🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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