The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 18h ago

    Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26

    Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, The Fallen State TV, Disclaimer, Ads * (0:13:06) Moon silhouette meme * (0:14:18) Intro: AJ Gallardo. 🎶 s/o Get a Job * (0:16:39) Jeff: Obama’s numbers. USA protecting world. 📞 * (0:25:34) Obama numbers per Grok * (0:29:54) Terri: Scott Carpenter, Crytpids, Bigfoot, spiritual activity 📞 * (0:49:04) Terri: Haunting, “Am I crazy?” Parents never married, “b****rd” * (0:53:58) Terri: Scott Carpenter Christian, Bigfoot are Nephilim * (0:55:34) Brady: Nephilim, Giant of Kandahar, I have 150lb arrowheads 📞 * (1:05:36) Brady: .22 revolver works! * (1:10:21) Rob: Moon meme: Plane, ISS 📞 * (1:35:04) Rob: BitChute astronaut footage * (1:40:08) Michael & Superchats 📞 * (1:52:52) Brandi: Another Bigfooter tip 📞 Bye! 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/7/hake-fri-8726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/7/jlp-fri-8726 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

  2. 1d ago

    “Peace Being Robbed from Earth” | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26

    Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again. The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:45) Shoutout: Members, Modern Day-Debate 💰 * (0:06:09) Nice space drawings. Sun footage * (0:10:02) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:37) Twin Falls, ID, In-N-Out (Wikipedia) * (0:19:01) 2013 Joe Biden on shotgun vs AR-15 🎥 * (0:21:17) Tyler in IA: Gun-free zones? Iowa, Lincoln Lewis. 📞 * (0:29:01) David: Biden the meme. Shotgun history 📞 * (0:31:56) David: Crimes in FL and elsewhere * (0:37:23) David: 13yo daughter story; More stories, speculation * (0:46:24) David: Peace being robbed from Earth * (0:51:31) Brady: Quit distilled spirits, origin of term 📞 * (0:57:57) Brady: Wear it on your hip; Lake Mead, Mojave * (1:04:53) Upbeat Americana, “It’s Time...” Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (1:09:35) Allen: .22. Evolution. Degradation. Old days vs now 📞 * (1:24:16) Coco: Went out recently 📞 * (1:32:01) Michael: Celsius over Fahrenheit. C’mon, Jermaine! 📞 * (1:37:40) Supers & shoutouts 💰 * (1:41:47) William 7: Strayed Catholic; Children & God’s laws 📞 * (1:50:20) Rob: Planes per football field, ISS & moon 📞 * (1:54:16) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/6/hake-thu-8626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/6/jlp-thu-8626 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    “Peace Being Robbed from Earth” | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
  3. 2d ago

    Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26

    AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination * (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞 * (0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞 * (0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞 * (0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting * (0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone Cold Steve Austin * (1:00:19) Rob: Ball moon? Falcon 9 crash? Explain that! 📞 * (1:16:58) Brady: Space, demons, broken toes, hockey 📞 * (1:35:50) Supers & chat shoutouts 💰 * (1:39:04) Coffees: Expectations on Trump. Tax news, MO, CA 💰 * (1:46:06) Popcorn: Trump leeway? BLM’s effect on the soul 💰 * (1:50:51) Shawn: Vernon Jordan: Vernon Can Read! 📞 * (1:54:17) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/5/hake-wed-8526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/5/jlp-wed-8526 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/8/5/punchie-tv-ep-099nbsp – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Late | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
  4. 3d ago

    Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26

    YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Very rough start / Disclaimer * (0:05:29) Popcorn: BLM support? Deny Christ? AI info? * (0:07:51) Duplicitous Iran? Reflecting Pool fail? * (0:15:45) Intro: Good morning, James! 🎶 * (0:16:51) Zenny: Tariff refunds; Trump, Biden, Obama immigration 📞 * (0:40:15) Brandon: You won’t take a stance 📞 * (1:01:15) Cal: Patience. History. Christianity. 📞 * (1:11:16) Cal: Odyssey? * (1:14:17) Supers: Never BLM? Illegal fact check. 💰 * (1:26:19) Anthony: Aisha my fave Muslim told on Muhammad 📞 * (1:35:27) Anthony: Miracle marriage? Joseph Smith. Polygamy? * (1:39:39) Anthony: Satisfied with Trump * (1:40:57) Brady: Don’t defend Muhammad & Lindsey Graham 📞 * (1:50:20) John in KY: You think Trump can do no wrong, he has an ego 📞 * (1:53:38) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/4/hake-tue-8426 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/4/jlp-tue-8426 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
  5. 4d ago

    Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26

    It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA? The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟 * (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈 * (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history * (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞 * (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞 * (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings * (0:43:42) News.... Greece * (0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖 * (0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞 * (0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams * (1:06:41) X live finally smh * (1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰 * (1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰 * (1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰 * (1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕 * (1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞 * (1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head? * (1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too! * (1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰 * (1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞 * (1:53:53) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/3/hake-mon-8326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/3/jlp-mon-8326 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
  6. Jul 31

    Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26

    Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth? The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰 * (0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶 * (0:17:06) Mr. Pink: Dr. Fauci 📞 * (0:32:09) Mr. Pink: Tyler Robinson * (0:36:55) Mr. Pink: Hake conspiracies * (0:38:47) Bobby: Muhammad defense, Aisha 📞 * (0:45:58) Bobby: Charlie Kirk’s “friend” * (0:49:12) Bobby: SAVE Act, US-Israel collab * (0:51:31) David: Muslims, Gov’t, Ladies 📞 * (0:57:05) David: Led Zeppelin story. RIP John Bonham * (0:59:55) David: Jerry “Mad Dog” Shriver; David “The Ghost” Casper * (1:02:23) David: Father, wife, six children; American Way * (1:05:13) David: Fauci pleading the 5th, “caring” * (1:08:36) David: Obama era Great Depression * (1:09:32) David: 5th grade friend story; review * (1:14:38) Supers 💰 * (1:18:18) CLIP: Future Prez on AI 🎥 * (1:20:28) Super continue * (1:24:55) CLIP: Hero lifeguard video 🎥 * (1:26:51) Popcorn: Defunded the police? * (1:30:40) Popcorn: Breitbart * (1:32:58) Other supers... TFS next * (1:38:09) Rob: Kary B Mullis 📞 * (1:41:07) Rob: FE: Sun & moon. Charlie Kirk: “alive”? * (1:44:08) Ronnie: Spheres? Jesus’ prayer. Thomas Paine 📞 * (1:48:21) Brady: Love Grandpas & Palestinians, Fauci 📞 * (1:51:49) Allen: JLP. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz. NOT Newton! 📞 * (1:54:42) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/31/hake-fri-73126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/31/jlp-fri-73126 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
  7. Jul 30

    Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26

    Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker * (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray * (0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops * (0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞 * (0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma. * (0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago * (0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now * (0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote * (0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞 * (0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰 * (0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰 * (0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰 * (1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞 * (1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events * (1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞 * (1:25:24) Brady: different generations * (1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰 * (1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son’s crime * (1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞 * (1:53:39) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/30/hake-thu-73026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/30/jlp-thu-73026 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
  8. Jul 29

    Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26

    Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking? The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶 * (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰 * (0:15:22) Brady: David Hasslehoff 📞 * (0:18:36) Brady: Forced life vests in ocean * (0:23:47) Brady: mandatory Cooperalls for old folks, or squats? * (0:28:12) Alex: 16yo saved 10yo. Dog & hogs: Selflessness 📞 * (0:37:40) Lucas: NABSW, From Rage to Responsibility 📞 * (0:47:50) Allen: “Cities are evil.” Man owns land. 📞 * (0:54:53) Chad in FL: Jesse coin, July feels white hat 📞 * (0:57:33) Supers: Popcorn & Brady on Palestinians 💰 * (1:10:25) Sion: Nicky Minaj Barbz 💰 * (1:17:08) Cesar: Brady: NOOOOO! Shoutouts 💰 * (1:21:31) Jermaine: Gender dolls MN 📞 * (1:27:02) Jermaine: North Yarmouth, ME, men * (1:31:58) Supers: Cesar between jobs 💰 * (1:35:18) Trump pronounces Mexico * (1:39:25) William III: Anthony Fauci 📞 * (1:45:30) William III: Nolan Wells. Led Zeppelin, Eastwood boys * (1:49:56) Rick: Al Sharpton; Gary, IN 📞 * (1:53:55) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/29/hake-wed-72926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/29/jlp-wed-72926 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/29/punchie-tv-ep-098nbsp – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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