The Jesse and Dave segment is officially a thing now - #2858

Everything is expensive nowadays. Except for flights to Denver. Those are dirt cheap. Still, that's no excuse to shoplift. Or to essentially encourage shoplifting by not punishing it. Just because we don't have a cop on the show any more doesn't mean it's not important to respect the law. Also, respect comedian slash therapists. There aren't very many so it shouldn't be difficult.

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