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This week’s Kamentary
Millennials’ power source
The simple things in life
What sustains Fucking Hojo
Miura Tomoko
Amnesia Everyday
An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo
Feet, again
The value of 200 yen
Various uses of the word cabbage
Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of
Kono without Hojo
A delirious good mood
Disposable Women
The Margerine of Murder
Proto Blackberry
Mollipes Octipes
Squelching
Rapid Onset Squidification
How to incriminate yourself real quick
Is ooze death?
The purpose of art
Join us next week for some X-Files shit.
This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee

This week’s Kamentary
An attempt at ASMR
Creator Thumbprint
A new character also named Taichi
We love Ozawa
Shoichi in a very compromising position
Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of
Time honored Kamen Rider tradition
A familiar location
Someone listens to our episodes
Failing in a creative way
Good ol’ fashioned stoogery
Too himbo to commit crimes
Some very effective headphones
How F*****g Hojo spends his day
Agito Flame Form
Agito Voltron
The dumb ways Riders make plans
Self-penetration, or lack there of
The Overlord’s newest actor
Insect soul transplantation
The origin of Gills
Too much clarification
A perfect transition
Join us next week for a criminally good time, we hope.
And check out our Twitter, @KamentaryTrack for Producer Jed’s Queer Rider Takes.
This episode’s theme song: Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

This week’s Kamentary
The Ghost Stories Dub
This week’s worst X-men Power
Corvus Croccio
Jared’s sleep paralysis demon
Shoichi is a free rider
Death by Backstory
Mana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmography
Feet
How to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbins
Good old-fashioned blackmail
Overlord 2.0
Contact hallucinations
Various -kinesises
Very particular and specific neurosis
The dodge button
30% Judgement
Cody’s least favorite animal
Join us next week for some red-hot action!
This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi

This week’s Kamentary
Jed’s new obsession
The Hell Divers revolution
Middle Manager of Evil
An important message about gift giving
Emotional resonance of anime theme songs
Save to stab ratios
Feminists attack
Dobby is not a free elf
A new light for Darkseid
The narrative use of Hojo’s haterade
Our Angels are Different
Kamen Rider Gills
Maroon 5
Fine Kamen Rider tradition
A good cover story
Unanswered questions, in my mystery story?
Grumbly in the tumbly
Intro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film?
Our 3 riders
Taking a bite out of crime
The fate of the Gills suit
Femineus takes herself out
The Kamentary Track’s stance
We demand the turtle
Jed discovers something about himself
Join us next week for a thrill ride.

Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies.
This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up.
This week’s Kamentary
· How recent are production values?
· Hongo Takeshi
· Tachibana Tobee
· Johaku vs Johnan
· A convoluted plan. Maybe
· Man Spider
· Evil Beatniks
· Shocker
· The Power of the Wind, whatever that means
· That’s not how IQ’s work
· Dr. Who vs. Kamen Rider
· The proper order to make an evil minion
· Dr. Midorikawa
· Phlebotinum Rebel
· Midorikawa Ruriko
· The Multiverse of Kamen Rider
· Nohara Hiromi
· Mr. Tachibana is very a beige man
· Snack Amigo
· More people in berets
· A faucet induced existential crisis
· Segata Sanshiro and his convoluted relation to Kamen Rider
· A very horrifying yet non offensive scene
· Jared still has opinions on Rider Kicks
· Don’t stalk people
Join us next week as we, hopefully, return to Agito.

This week’s Kamentary
Takeshi’s Castle
A Misnomer
All bad options
The hierarchy of who gets to sleep
Again.
Parental devastation
Theming
How not to dress for intimidation
A reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke)
Absolute savagery
Katahira Mayumi
Appropriate uses of psychic powers, or not
A boom tube
Anguis Masculus
Bad flirting
Equipper is not a good word
The Mysterious Child
Creepy Children
Overlord Geoffry
A strong hint
Malakh
Anguis Fimineus
Snake Daddy
Join next week for action up to our Gills