The Keanu Review - A bodacious exploration of the cinematic career of Keanu Reeves

The Completists

We're taking a look back through the career of the world's most beloved actor. And if he isn't that yet, we plan to convince everyone that he should be.

  1. 04/17/2021

    Siberia

    We kept this episode hidden for a while, but now we've decided to turn our phone on so Russian gangsters can come and kill us!

    39 min

  2. 04/04/2021

    Parenthood - Part 2

    Abby Fudor keeps riding granny's metaphorical rollercoaster with us while we daydream awkwardly without an established cinematic language for it. Will Keanu win the drag race? Will Joaquin Phoenix put his pornos in the right boxes for once? There's no way to know for sure, we'll just have to keep having a kid every five years to make sure they're exceptional!

    49 min

  3. 03/06/2021

    Parenthood - Part 1

    Abby Fudor joins us to impart that being a parent is a rich tapestry of letting your kid sing the diarrhea song and hoping that they'll become a well adjusted contributor to society. Will Keanu help out or will Dianne Wiest be trapped by poor choices forever?

    48 min

  4. 02/20/2021

    Cyberpunk 2077

    Pick your genitalia and smash the system with the consciousness of Kaitlin Moore in your head! In 2077 all punks will be cybernetic and Keanu will be breathtakingly mean to you! Wake the f**k up Samurai, we've got a podcast to listen to.

    47 min

  5. 02/05/2021

    Johnny Mnemonic

    2021 is a dark and dystopian time. But luckily we have David Adamson to help us hack our own brains and loop it through Jones!

    49 min

  6. 12/16/2020

    The Prince of Pennsylvania

    You're welcome Planet Earth! In celebration of Pennsylvania's role in correcting the arc of history we're looking into a Keanu movie from around these parts. It's got nothing to do with politics though, or wrestling. In fact it barely has anything to do with its own plot!

    53 min

  7. 11/02/2020

    A World of Calm

    Anxiety reduction special! Shhhhhh. Forget your troubles with this soothing episode of slightly patronizing generality.

    30 min

  8. 10/31/2020

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Through force of will Liz Labacz joins us to be seduced by a true masterpiece of gothic romance! Will we betray our loved ones? Will we become incontinent with lust? Might we even turn into a pile of rats? Why not all of those things and more!

    1h 8m
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We're taking a look back through the career of the world's most beloved actor. And if he isn't that yet, we plan to convince everyone that he should be.

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