The Kluck Index

Podcasts By Federated Media
  • 4.6 (11)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED DAILY

Youve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Klucks Not Takes! All the news you didnt know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

  1. 1D AGO

    March 13 2026

    Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    5 min

  2. 2D AGO

    March 12 2026

    Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    5 min

  3. 3D AGO

    March 11 2026

    Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    5 min

  4. 4D AGO

    March 10 2026

    Today we celebrate Mario (Mar10 lol), Wendy's has a helluva job offer, kids think dinner stinks and gas is up. Wayyyyyy up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  5. 5D AGO

    March 9 2026

    DAMN THIS TIME CHANGE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  6. MAR 6

    March 6 2026

    Trader Joe's needs their rice back, Taco Bell has new sweet treats, four places in the US are ideal for hiding from nukes, don't hold your number twos and Britney is having a bad one bro.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  7. MAR 5

    March 5 2026

    Open AI is walking back their unholy alliance with the government, we all hate tracked ads, Paramount is having a bad week at the office and give it up today for the humble Cheese Doodle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  8. MAR 4

    March 4 2026

    Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min
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Ratings & Reviews

4.6
out of 5
11 Ratings

About

Youve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Klucks Not Takes! All the news you didnt know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

Information

  • Creator
    Podcasts By Federated Media
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    111
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2026 103.9 The Bear / Federated Media
  • Show Website
    The Kluck Index

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