The Lesbian Mafia The Lesbian Mafia

Observing the world of fitness, where each workout reveals the sad state of the womenz. Also, in conversation with old friend Dante, we explore her transformation from a glamorous exotic dancer past to a masculine identity. Feel free to reach out at info@thelesbianmafia.com for any inquiries or communication. Looking forward to hearing from you! Emailing burns calories! (Not really)Until we meet again,Sandi 

Rant about the not at all hidden risks lurking in our favorite fast food. The inconvenient consequences of convenience dining.  McDonald’s revenue soars as it hikes menu prices: ‘$18 Big Macs’ https://trib.al/QOtdhJm Dunkin Donuts nightmarish sugar & pesticides:   https://twitter.com/modelthins/status/1702309923575513435Starbucks ditto Dunkin Donuts: https://twitter.com/No0orah/status/1702013355806933041Remembering late Mom's house-dresses. Still in the process of trying to figure out the focus of this podcast, but appreciate your company on this journey. Let's figure it out together! Please feel free to email your topic suggestions and/or lemme know if you are interested in joining for an episode: info@thelesbianmafia.com You complete me, Sandi 

It's been forever. Missed you terribly, but hi again =)

New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos!

Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all!

Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador 

Love to love you,
Sandi

Catch up with us at http://TheLesbianMafia.com

and http://twitter.com/thelesbianmafia

Eva Longoria's Snacking Tweets: The first one made us FURIOUSLY unfollow her and the second tweet is what made us realize we had to deal with this issue once and for all! Then we went back to her page (because we missed her) and saw she had been shit-whoring for Baskin-Robbins and Frito Lay and said she was in a guacamole and chips coma from going to Beso's restaurant and that she saw the movie Lincoln. She's one of a handful of celebs we do still like but even a tulip like Eva doesn't get a free pass, she needed to be dealt with and made an example because no one wants to see commercials on Twitter!  







She's LYING!

 

Disclaimer: The word "retarded" was said in this show and it was not done to offend anyone. If you love or know someone, or know someone who knows someone who is mentally disabled, or if you're one of those superior beings who never says anything offensive because you're perfect and more evolved than us, we're sorry, we weren't trying to malign anyone. As we have said before, we have never and would never call someone who has a mental disability retarded BUT in conversation sometimes the word slips out. We love you all. 

Ciao, long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it's ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let's hope they aren't as LAZY in the sack as they are with NOT EVER helping me with this podcast!!!

It’s just me and Nicole on this one and it’s gets a little contentious and I do some yelling because the Lesma bishes have been slackin’ too long but it’s all in good fun and we FINALLY got another podcast out for crying in the rain! Now that they have been shamed publicly maybe we’ll be able to post more regularly? One never knows does one?! This one is a little random and nutbar-ish, there’s a little talk about being Ma, blackberries and Nicole’s refusal to give up her old man phone when she gets a free upgrade, Sarah Palin in the movie Game Change, acupuncture, Dr Lee, hospitals and the how much scarier they are when you know what really goes down there, birds, reincarnation, why wasn't Ricky Eva Peron in Evita? Madonna, exes, the Wizard of Oz and more!

Music by:

Let the Music Play – Space
Download on Beatport: http://s.beatport.com/LetthemusicplayBP
Available on other portals on May 7th.

Gloria Gaynor - Never Say Goodbye
Download at amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=never+say+goodbye+gloria+gaynor

Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the show has ever been under the influence. We talk horoscopes, the lesbian Bernie Madoff and in case anyone couldn’t tell she was drunk she starts off telling me how wonderful I am and it eventually turns to how awful and controlling I am! Then a chat with Lale about love at first sight, her impending visit to NYC and why I’ve alerted Homeland Security, and why sexual attraction and kissing may be chemistry but does it mean they will be good in the sack? A little bit of a cut in at the end into the middle of a convo we were having about Maria Belforti who we blogged about a while ago and how bishes like Shim think they have power of attorney over God. And P.S. we’ve got nuthin’ against the Buddha-man and not trying to hurt or make anyone feel judged, just trying in my own inadequate way to make a point about abandoning God because of idiots.
http://thelesbianmafia.tumblr.com/post/10841134783/response-to-nyt-article-click-here-first-rights

Music by Dan Balan – Chica Bomb
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chica-bomb-original/dp/B0061O92Y4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1326871464&sr=1-1

DO check out the Chica Bomb video here, you may like it! You’re welcome. =}

http://youtu.be/bshlibX_G9w

Love,
Sandi
Xxo