The Lightworkers Cafe

Charlotte and Susie

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The Lightworkers Cafe brings regular musings on the absurd realities of being Spiritual, with all its challenges, responsibilities and delights. Charlotte and Susie are two highly spiritual beings that seem to think they've cracked it, and definitely haven't.

11/28/2025

Evolutionary Evolution

Susie and Charlotte appear to have evolved. They may be older and wizzer, yet they remain ridiculous enough to carry on podding. As long as the human shitstorm continues, so shall they. It's looking pretty good out there though, despite all. If only we had a five year report to commend our excellent evolutioning. But nay. No gold stars from Earth. Just VAT. We welcome you to the third (and final) podcast of 2025. We hope to appear at some point in 2026 but chances are we'll be too busy with our taxes. Support the show

48 min
07/03/2025

Make Spirituality Fun Again

After a nice long breather Susie and Charlotte return to share snippets of their uppy downy lives in the world of spirit. Susie is feeling 'done'. We're sure she's not alone. Charlotte is nodding off because this spiritual shiz is all so repetitive. In a sea of desperation AI wades in, trying to be funny and failing abysmally. Is this our last hope? Are we destined to become humourless robots? Are we toppling into the comedy abyss? Or can Susie save the day by punching people in the throat? If you're bored of 'being spiritual', listen to our 45 minute rant. It's full of words. Join us in our plight to Make Spirituality Fun Again! Support the show

42 min
12/17/2024

Disaster Perverts

It's the end of 2024 and the end of Season 3, both of which have been somewhat endless. Susie and Charlotte round off their jam packed year of podcasts reflecting on the highs and lows of 2024 whilst creepily salivating over the incoming crises of 2025. This Aquarian life is quite the rollercoaster. Susie and Charlotte have vommed several times and we haven't even hit the descent. It's exciting though isn't it? All this disaster? We know most of you get it. Soon everyone will get it. Even Next and Sainsbury's are starting to cotton on. So jump aboard the DP bus* and ride with manic glee towards the burning horizon. Fancy dress and blood curdling screams welcome. *Strictly limited to perverts of disaster. Sorry to be non inclusive but it just gets messy otherwise. Support the show

44 min
10/09/2024

Buy me a Breath

Susie and Charlotte return for an eclipse season coffee break, taking precious time out of their busy lives to make noise. Coffee features a bit. As do Eclipse wobbles, food quibbles, materialistic niggles and innovative wiggles in the shape of bottled air #buymeabreath (patented). Not much enlightenment but they're on a break so... If you love what you hear and want to support these two cosmic wonkers in their lightworking endeavour, buy them stuff. Nice stuff, not the shit stuff from Aldi. And not coffee. Support the show

52 min
04/18/2024

Cosmic Accountability

Charlotte and Susie have made a concerted effort to return with another podcast before the end of the year. With some rather exciting doom and gloom on the horizon, they chat about unearthing the ugly in the months to come. How can we be cosmically accountable without getting shafted up the bum by a backwards system? Is a tight sphincter making you dull? What to do about the shame virus? Shall we all just stop being war? More twisted wizdom from these cackling witch clowns. Namaste and whatnot. Support the show

38 min
02/01/2024

Dark Night of the Soul

It's 2024! And Susie and Charlotte have made a miraculous comeback from the murky, dark depths of their souls. Will they remain above surface? Probably not. Especially if a tap dancing addiction takes over. The only cure may be a love puddle. But even that has shadowy connotations. This pair of witchy weirdos entertain with their bleak accounts of life in the quantum lane birthing instruments, wisdom and absurdity from end to end. Featuring a special wordless interview with a young and adequately disappointed twenty something. May this podcast lighten the load of an already intensifying year and remind you that we are all being universally shafted as one. Namaste. xxx Support the show

35 min
08/10/2023

The Beginners Guide to Uncertainty

Are you dealing with memory loss? Keep misplacing your phone? Do you need to write a list that reminds you to write a list? If you are struggling with any or all of these symptoms...get used to it. The future is chaos. Such uncertain times we live in, for which Susie and Charlotte offer no help whatsoever, however they do laugh a lot and keep forgetting what dimension we're in. Sex with goats, plunging out the sky, putting your phone in the fridge. These and other globally relevant topics are highlighted in this compelling episode. *details for the Menopause Mastery can be found here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/menopause-mastery-class-online-event-tickets-694008035717 Support the show

43 min
01/06/2023

2023: The Way of Soft Peril

It's 2023! What does that mean? Who effing knows! Charlotte and Susie introduce some vague themes for the year before descending into a more-lengthy-than-intended critique of the latest Avatar gun show. As always, wisdom is cleanly offered and clownishly contradicted as Susie and Charlotte address the whirlwind of lavish views, inserting some much needed laughter into these picked times. Remember kids. Stay neutral. But also have feelings and don't become a robot. Special shoutout to the government watch list. Please also be advised that this episode contains some explicit instrumental woe. Support the show

29 min

The Lightworkers Cafe brings regular musings on the absurd realities of being Spiritual, with all its challenges, responsibilities and delights. Charlotte and Susie are two highly spiritual beings that seem to think they've cracked it, and definitely haven't.

Creator

Charlotte and Susie
Years Active

2019 - 2025
Episodes

41
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© 2025 The Lightworkers Cafe
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