The Long Watch

Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne
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Each week Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne work their way through “The List”, an overly long and unnecessarily complex catalogue of films of all genres. It may seem like madness, but there are rules - even if only Lawson understands them.

  1. 1D AGO

    Episode 327: The Homesman (2014)

    Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are poor specimens of men. ALSO DISCUSSED * Moulin Rouge! (2001) * Peter Pan Live! (2014) PITH TAKES * Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire (novel, 2008) * The Spook’s Apprentice (novel, 2004; aka The Last Apprentice: Revenge of the Witch) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    2h 14m

  2. MAR 7

    Episode 326: Our Favourite Films of 2025

    Join Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson as they once again try to distract themselves from the horrors of the year that was by focusing on the movies instead. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Fifth Element (1997) * A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Season 1 (2026) * Nuremberg (2025) PITH TAKES * The Great Gatsby (play, 2026) * Ptolemy’s Gate (novel, 2005) * The Ring of Solomon (novel, 2010) HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Weapons 9 - Bugonia 8 - Frankenstein 7 - Superman 6 - The Long Walk 5 - The Life of Chuck 4 - Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery 3 - Train Dreams 2 - Sinners 1 - 28 Years Later HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Bring Her Back, Eddington, Heart Eyes, Mickey 17, The Running Man DISHONOURABLE MENTION: The Electric State THE HANS MOLEMAN AWARD FOR PHYSICAL COMEDY: The Naked Gun THE GOLDEN BARNEY: The Life of Chuck / Train Dreams (tied) JEAUN’S TOP 10 10 - Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery 9 - Weapons 8 - Bring Her Back 7 - Bugonia 6 - Frankenstein 5 - Eddington 4 - Heart Eyes 3 - The Life of Chuck 2 - 28 Years Later 1 - Sinners DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Wolf Man HONOURABLE MENTIONS: The Black Phone 2, Final Destination: Bloodlines, The Long Walk, The Naked Gun, Train Dreams LAWSON’S TOP 10 10 - The Rule of Jenny Pen 9 - Eddington 8 - Together 7 - The Long Walk 6 - Sinners 5 - The Life of Chuck 4 - Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery 3 - After the Hunt 2 - Heart Eyes 1 - 28 Years Later DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Until Dawn HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Frankenstein, Nuremberg, Shelby Oaks, Superman, Weapons Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    3h 24m

  3. FEB 28

    Episode 325: Billy Elliot the Musical LIVE (2014)

    Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have brought their fascist boot boys. ALSO DISCUSSED * Nuremberg (2025) * Train Dreams (2025) * Wuthering Heights (2026)

    2h 51m

  4. FEB 21

    Episode 324: Interstellar (2014)

    Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s robot colony? ALSO DISCUSSED * Fallout: Season 2 (2025-2026) * The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    2h 46m

  5. FEB 14

    Episode 323: Nightcrawler (2014)

    Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like to think if you're seeing them you're having the worst day of your life. ALSO DISCUSSED * Mickey 17 (2025) * Jurassic Park Rebirth (2025) * The Muppet Show (2026) * Send Help (2026) * Tron: Ares (2025) PITH TAKES * Cats (stage musical, 1981) * The Golem’s Eye (novel, 2004) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    3h 15m

  6. FEB 7

    Episode 322: Horns (2013)

    Stop checking Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs out in church or they’re gonna give you a black eye. ALSO DISCUSSED * Before I Go to Sleep (2014) * The Phoenician Scheme (2025) * Return to Silent Hill (2026) PITH TAKES * The Amulet of Samarkand (novel, 2003) * They Shouldn't Have Killed His Dog: The Complete Uncensored Ass-Kicking Oral History of John Wick, Gun Fu, and the New Age of Action (nonfiction book, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    3h 4m

  7. JAN 30

    Episode 321: Stonehurst Asylum (2014)

    Madness? How dare you accuse Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson of madness! ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) PITH TAKE * Born to Run (album, 1975) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    2h 16m

  8. JAN 24

    Episode 320: Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are part of the walls now. ALSO DISCUSSED * Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) * KPop Demon Hunters (2025) * Misery (1990) * No Other Choice (2025) * Ouija (2014) * Stranger Things: Season 5 (2025) PITH TAKES * Little Shop of Horrors (stage musical, 1982) * Misery (novel, 1987) * Skulduggery Pleasant: The Haunted House on Hollow Hill (audio drama, 2024) * Skulduggery Pleasant: A Mind Full of Murder (novel, 2024) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

    3h 53m
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Each week Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne work their way through “The List”, an overly long and unnecessarily complex catalogue of films of all genres. It may seem like madness, but there are rules - even if only Lawson understands them.

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  • Creator
    Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    339
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne
  • Show Website
    The Long Watch