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Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate the quirks of Maltese life with wit, humor, and a touch of irreverence.

  1. 12/26/2025

    Boxing Day Bonus

    It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special!  Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯 https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4 Expect: 🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos 🎁 Festive laughs ☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder! 💥 Big love to our sponsors: Bruvv (Balzan) – Coffee and treats that make the Christmas season even  better! 👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies – perfect gifts for Xmas  👉 www.fogbuddies.com K Concepts – Printing legends behind our iconic merch 👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com 🎧 Subscribe NOW for: Hilarious Maltese comedy  Steve & Jay’s wild takes on life, Would you rathers, and terrible advice!

    7 min

  2. 12/11/2025

    Christmas Disasters

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse! This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in. 🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.) This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos. 👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story ⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com https://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8 🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!

    33 min

  3. 11/27/2025

    Nightmare Bosses, Crappy Jobs & Wild Advice! 

    We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear. From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond. Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays! If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you. 👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story 💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/ 🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com 👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com https://youtu.be/Lvkc-HCWMgU 🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.

    40 min

  4. 10/03/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 012 – Abigail & Carlos

    WOULD YOU RATHER Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹 To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet: ⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much? Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱). And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌 This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND  We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks! 📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit  #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer https://youtu.be/MQVH5FIdXJk

    13 min

  5. 09/26/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 011 – Denise Gafa

    WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published… And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱. 📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥 https://youtu.be/I3rO8EVlp7Q

    6 min

  6. 09/19/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 010 – Nate Darmanin

    WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika? Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand: ⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯 🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒 👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)? And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱). 📍 Show them love here: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O_xZt7PhE

    5 min

  7. 09/12/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 009 – Dan Xuereb

    WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart?Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart? All while munching on beautiful, epic treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving homemade, feel-good food (vegans, they’ve got you too 🌱). 📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty 😈. It’s unhinged 🤪. It’s exactly what you came here for. https://youtu.be/y9_5ysquP6U

    7 min

  8. 09/05/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 008 – Malcolm & Toni

    🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽 Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials! This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into: 🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s 🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music 🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice? All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered). 📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty. It’s unhinged. It’s exactly what you came here for. #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #MaltaComedy #SteveHili #JasonZammit #Bruvv #MalteseSummer #Cavemen #ToniAttard #MalcolmGalea #Theatre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96LlQbHfb0

    8 min
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Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate the quirks of Maltese life with wit, humor, and a touch of irreverence.

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    Cavemen Studios
  • Creator
    Cavemen Studios
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
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