The Minute Hour The Minute Hour

A - D - Bm - E

My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy
since you (been my friend)
Normal I like em a bit more (nothing)
But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine)

I wanted to tell you
All the (good) things I would've done
But I couldn't muster the courage to do it
So instead I wrote this song

It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to (talk)
In your (phone)

I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest
In my hand

I wanted to show you
My (song)
I wanted to see if it made you (laugh)
But I guess not

It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to (talk)
In your (phone)

Or anywhere else that you like would be nice
Even twice
For you babe,
I woulda (paid my phone bill)

But now you're gone
All that's left is this song
When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along

Or are those days
Are those days
are those days Long gone

It's more than love
It's more than fate
That I only (uhh)
When I (uhhhhhhhhh)

NO!

It's more than love!
It's more than fate!
I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) !
in your face!

and put a baby inside ya
I just can't deny
I gotta (nothing)
With your name on it!
(But now you're gone)
I got a (nothing)
I wrote your name on it
(You're so far gone)
I got a (nothing)
And there's no shame in it!
(When ya hear this song)
Will we still get along?
Will we still get along?

A - D - Bm - E

My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy
since you turned me on
Normal I like em a bit more curvy
But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong

I wanted to tell you
All the disgusting things I would've done
But I couldn't muster the courage to do it
So instead I wrote this song

It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to cum
In your face

I wanted to give your breasts a rest
In my hand

I wanted to show you
My cock
I wanted to see if it made you hot
But I guess not

It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to cum
In your face

Or anywhere else that you like would be nice
Even twice
For you babe,
I woulda gone all night

But now you're gone
All that's left is this song
When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along

Or are those days
Are those days
are those days Long gone

It's more than love
It's more than fate
That I only came
When I masturbate

NO!

It's more than love!
It's more than fate!
I wanna cum !
in your face!

and put a baby inside ya
I just can't deny
I gotta boner
With your name on it!
(But now you're gone)
I got a boner
I wrote your name on it
(You're so far gone)
I got a boner
And there's no shame in it!
(When ya hear this song)
We will still get along?
We we still get along?

Written & Recorded by TMH
Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock
additional writing by "The Gamer"
album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/)

MARKUS & MINKUS
0:00 - The Manor
1:03 - The Bedroom
2:38 - The Great Hall
3:57 - The Pineapple
7:26 - The Frame
12:59 - The Shed
18:12 - The Hogarty's
20:14 - The Sacrifice
22:54 - The Gold

This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.

Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.

-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --

If you want me to read a script -
$40 for 1 minute of recorded lines
+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -
$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects
+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

CREDITS
0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer
Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)

1:18 2. Tools
Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)

2:22 3. Dirty Bird
Big Raim (inspiration)

3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter
BubbaJonezz (premise)
Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)

6:06 5. Class Participation
Daniel Gross (premise)

8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency
Big Raim (premise)
Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)

9:56 7. Crystal Healer
Nequies (premise)

10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

12:20 9. Make It Backwards
A.A. (inspiration)
Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)

14:12 10. Country Song
Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)

16:15 11. Mealz
Myron (premise/co-writer)
Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM

18:34 12. Bear With Me
SBS (premise)

19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are
Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)

20:55 14. DIGMEOUT
Chris B (premise)

21:52 15. Soap Chicken
tehtyde (premise)

23:44 16. The Birthday Song
K.R. (inspiration)

24:53 17. Nice Tux
Anonymous (writer)
Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)

26:03 18. Rami's Mind
Qanye (premise)

27:28 19. Tenet
N.V. (premise)

28:49 20. Pantless Man
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)

30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game
Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)
Music - "untitled192" (tmh)

32:55 22. Goblin in Space
Gepherey (premise)

33:29 23. Totino Knows
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)

34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy
John V. (premise)

38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's
The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)

39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer
Jerry Harkins (premise)
Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)

41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude
DOODmarine (writer)

41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog
Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)

FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS!
SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE
directed/edited by MoxieFamous
original HUD design by FOD

Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst

0:00 - Intro
MUS: Rapiddd

0:22 - Care to Explain?
MUS: Rapiddd
AUD: Lief-Kynes
VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm

0:38 - Title Screen
MUS: Grawk
VID: Jammho

0:53 - Episode Six
MUS: Grawk
VID: Grandbadger

1:08 - VOTE
MUS: Grawk
AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros
VID: ClassicOz

1:45 - Domino's
MUS: Jammho
AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed
VID: Jammho

3:10 - Missed Call
ALL: Yerg

3:42 - GOATS
MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock
VID: Jammho

4:06 - Dating Type
ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray

5:57 - Big Monkey
MUS: Dad
VID: Grandbadger

6:58 - Vitamin C
MUS: Lober
VID: THTM

9:18 - I Luv Womyn
MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man
VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS

10:30 - Bumper
MUS: Kilroy
VID: ChopNotSlop

10:44 - Clocked
AUD: TMH

13:48 - Bug Brigade
MUS: MasterSquinch
AUD: GreyscalePeacock
VID: bDwS

14:44 - Bumper
MUS: GreyscalePeacock

14:52 - Force Felt
AUD: Dr. Elmayo
VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea

17:26 - Walk in the Park
AUD: SneakyHere
MUS: sundaybrunchspinster
VID: sergeant kipling

18:35 - Bumper
MUS: Grawk

18:59 - OFF THE AIR
MUS: Grawk
Aud: CrunchyEater
VID: Sergeant Kipling

19:13 - Butwat (App)
MUS: Grawk
AUD: TMH
VID: Ethanol

20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables
AUD: SneakyHere

21:10 - Credits
VID: MoxieFamous
MUS: sundaybrunchspinster

song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois
SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper
OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois
I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I
original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE