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    Manbits

    Manbits

    a short collection of bits

    0:00 - The Chocolate Shell
    VO/music by TMH

    1:01 - Dancing
    VO/music by TMH

    3:06 - The Jizzum Blanket
    by TMH

    5:09 - Nostalgia Don
    VO - Donald Trump
    Music - Charlier Parker, Jam Session (1952) "Ballad Medley"

    6:22 - Do What You Was Born To Do
    VO/music by TMH

    • 9 min
    The Rules of Chadds

    The Rules of Chadds

    chadds is unlike any game on the market. it costs $150 just to think about it.
    the minute hour
    music by the minute hour

    • 2 min
    Music from CronaCast 2

    Music from CronaCast 2

    All the music featured on the 2nd Cronacast - https://youtu.be/NjapTbuKNas

    album art by Odin_Odang_Obie

    featuring tracks from....
    Jammho (http://isdmxinjail.com/)
    icrs (soundcloud.com/yungicarus)
    Yerg
    Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops // https://twitter.com/gpianops)
    Lober (https://soundcloud.com/user-237954200 // https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1JRX0poufM-RIItMXPwmEg?view_as=subscriber
    Spaghetti Squash (http://salmonofcapistrano.com/)
    Grawk (https://donate.wikimedia.org/)
    Actually Literally Satan
    The Gamer
    Odin_Odang_Obie (https://twitter.com/ObieOdin)
    The Mulkmen
    North Anatolian Fault
    Augggh

    Tracklist
    0:00 - "You Died of Corono" (Jammho)
    1:47 - "S****y Minor 3" (icrs)
    4:52 - "Eh" (Yerg)
    7:44 - "Jerry Seinfeld Stole My Pockets" (icrs)
    9:24 - "CronaHold" (Jammho)
    11:26 - "Am I Gonna Get It" (Lober)
    12:29 - "Heavy Breathing" (icrs)
    14:34 - "Lugnut Salad" (Greyscale Peacock)
    16:33 - Audience Voicemail
    16:40 - "Slowdownman" (Jammho)
    19:50 - "Warning" (Augggh)
    20:00 - Audience Voicemail
    20:14 - "Cwatt2" (Jammho)
    23:16 - "Flies" (Odin_Odang_Obie)
    25:41 - "Yabba Dabba Doo" (The Gamer)
    27:00 - "Lost and Found" (icrs)
    30:19 - Audience Voicemail
    30:43 - "The Bottom Half of Your Face" (TMH / Spaghetti Squash)
    32:33 - "Corona Spaceship" (Grawk)
    33:46 - "Wrong" (Yerg)
    35:51 - "Filed Under M" (Jammho)
    39:27 - "New Normal" (The Mulkmen)
    40:34 - "Into the Blue" (North Anatolian Fault)
    42:09 - "Please Isolate" (Spaghetti Squash)
    44:35 - "Chuptune" (The Gamer)
    46:02 - "Corona Rona" (Spaghetti Squash)
    46:56 - "This Song Tested Positive" (Actually Literally Satan)
    48:47 - "Newnewnormal" (Jammho)
    49:56 - "SUPERHIGHWAY" (Greyscale Peacock)

    • 53 min
    The Beautiful Bottom Half of Your Face

    The Beautiful Bottom Half of Your Face

    another tune for this damn pandemic - originally premiered on CronaCast 2.
    vocals/lyrics by TMH, music by Spaghetti Squash. We've got a few songs in the works, we'll release them all as an album at some point.

    lyrics
    2 pm at the grocery store
    I'm in the aisle lookin' at some corn
    I turn to my right
    and what do I spy?
    but a beautiful half of a face
    I'm stuck here standing in place
    imaginin' the beautiful bottom half of your face
    with those eyebrows so plucked and refined now
    and guess what?
    I love the size of the gap between your eyes
    it's not too wide
    and I imagine that the bottom half of your face is probably fine

    whoa, I hope
    you're givin me so much hope
    whoa, whoa

    • 1 min
    That's Not What My Mommy Said!

    That's Not What My Mommy Said!

    Originally made for The RIP EP - https://youtu.be/Uj98Vpbd7Pc
    music by Chud Droopy - https://eroticguymachine.bandcamp.com/releases
    vocals/lyrics by tmh
    additional mixing by spaghetti squash

    Drue made a fun video for it - https://youtu.be/9wDibZwoePo
    So I decided it to release it on here.

    • 1 min
    This Song Sounds Terrible

    This Song Sounds Terrible

    This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.

    B - A - E (chords)

    lyrics:
    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
    only pedophiles
    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
    only pedophiles
    yes this song will sound terrible to you
    if you identify, as a pedophile
    and if you say "hey that's not my style,
    I just don't like this song"
    that's a pedophile in denial!

    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
    only pedophiles
    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
    only pedophiles
    if you dream of catchin a plane to
    pedophile island
    then you won't like it
    that's a 100% guarantee from me
    I did the research, I got a bibliography

    I took a survey
    of my closest friends
    and the ones who don't like this song
    they like f****n' kids
    they f**k kids
    they f**k kids
    I stopped being their friend
    cause of what they did!

    I took a head count
    of all my work buddies
    and the ones who told me my
    SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
    f**k kids
    they f**k kids
    I have evidence
    I release it, when it's appropriate

    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
    only pedophiles
    this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
    only pedophiles
    if you dream of catchin' a plane to
    pedophile island, then you won't like it
    and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
    I just don't like your song"
    WRONG!

    you're a pedophile
    I think you're a dirty pedophile
    if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
    and for you that may be cool but for me it's not

    if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
    if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
    you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
    (that's not cool)
    (that's not cool)

    • 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
71 Ratings

71 Ratings

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Love it

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It’s free rehab

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The Minute Hour is all things at once: quirky, satirical, damning, and such fun. Every bit is well-crafted and a cumulative barrage on all of one’s psyche. Thank you for such a wonderfully nebulous, yet wonderfully all-too-real experience at every turn!

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