Sixers are up 3-0 against the Wizards. The Phillies are an absolute disaster. There's no crying in baseball. The Nets hate each other. Atlanta doesn't stand a chance. Ben Simmons is going to Trae Young alive in round two. Who the Sixers should want to play in the ECF between the Nets and Bucks. Baruti is going on paternity leave and hitchhiking to the border to hike for two months. And more. Welcome to The Misery Report.