The Morning Blitz

99.7 The Blitz
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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

  1. 12H AGO

    Wake N Bake and Alternate Coachella - The Morning Blitz 4-24-26

    Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons The Subway slap heard round the world

    1h 22m

  2. 1D AGO

    Frank Caliendo and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-23-26

    A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are Don't blow it for everyone

    1h 30m

  3. 2D AGO

    Cocaine Fish and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-22-26

    Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave? Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine Tell us what outdated name you still call something by Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member The cost of condoms is about to go way up

    1h 21m

  4. 3D AGO

    Self Enforced Rules and Time Warp - The Morning Blitz 4-21-26

    Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

    1h 25m

  5. 4D AGO

    Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-20-26

    Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it? Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here? One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

    1h 27m

  6. APR 17

    A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26

    A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work? You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

    1h 21m

  7. APR 16

    131 MPH and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-16-26

    A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down What historical item do you wish you could own? Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

    1h 19m

  8. APR 15

    Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26

    Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class? Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

    1h 28m
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Ratings & Reviews

3
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2 Ratings

About

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Information

  • Creator
    99.7 The Blitz
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    721
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © North American Broadcasting Co. Inc.
  • Show Website
    The Morning Blitz

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