The Nonsense Zone

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Pure nonsense. Our effort to make people smile and maybe even laugh. We talk about old humorous stories, funny news...topics veer to funny sexual content, dirty jokes, inappropriate humor, movies, tv....anything that we can spin into hysterical laughter.

  1. 3D AGO

    This is Why Aliens Avoid Earth

    Andy & Lenny kick things off by finally decoding last week’s cryptic note with emergency help from "Dan Rather." From there it’s a nonstop train wreck: Olympic hockey gold medals nobody can watch, why some people swear anal keeps you a virgin, a Predator who definitely doesn’t yank (or does he?), Tom Cruise’s impossible aging, Revenge of the Nerds drinking games gone wrong, Magnum-sized revelations, a drain expert who outranks brain surgeons, Florida Man classics (dead deer edition + parking-lot spectator sport), and the return of the most questionable profession introductions ever.Warning: zero filter, maximum nonsense. If you like crude callbacks, movie riffs, and stories that make you question humanity… hit play. Just don’t blame us when your coworkers overhear.

    1h 7m
  2. Olympic Athletes Burn Through 10,000 Condoms in 3 Days

    FEB 19

    Olympic Athletes Burn Through 10,000 Condoms in 3 Days

    Dive into the unfiltered chaos of Episode 53: "Dumpster Views, Glory Hole Mad Libs & Olympic Orgy Theories" from The Nonsense Zone podcast. Andy and Lenny (with Darryl Strawberry "on assignment") deliver non-stop crude comedy from a hotel balcony overlooking a dumpster and greasy exhaust fans—complete with tech glitches, spit-takes, and zero apologies.This episode roasts the hottest headlines of February 2026:2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics condom shortage — Athletes burned through 10,000 free condoms in just 3 days, leading to restocks amid "higher-than-anticipated demand." We spin wild theories linking the 1992 Dream Team's Barcelona hookups to global basketball talent explosions.RFK Jr.'s HHS nutrition chatbot fiasco — The Grok-powered "realfood.gov" tool gleefully recommends peeled cucumbers, firm bananas, zucchini, and carrots for rectal insertion. We grilled Grok live for zero-filtered, degenerate advice.Smart underwear tracks your farts — New University of Maryland study reveals healthy adults average 32 farts per day (up to 59!), way more than self-reports. Cue stories of moms denying they fart until the kid rats them out.Plus: Lenny's brutal NSFW Mad Libs destruction (truck-stop glory hole skank saga with slinkies, jizz floods, and "four more loads + dildo ride home"), throwing fruit into exhaust fans, high-school road-rage hatchet arrests, "drain expert" van innuendo, vacuum cleaner sex scandals, telehealth shrink stripping requests, and endless erection call-outs from third-person teachers.Filthy, hilarious, and packed with current events absurdity—perfect for fans of crude rants, AI mishaps, and Olympic-level nonsense.

    1h 1m

  3. FEB 6

    The Ballad of One Nut Doobie and the Left Handed Bandit

    Episode 52: Chappell Roan's Naked Grammy Dress, Sydney Sweeney's Bra Invasion & Bathwater Soap Madness, One-Nut Doobie vs. The Left-Handed Bandit, and Lenny Pillow-Biffs Sally!Andy and Lenny go full chaos mode in this unfiltered rant-fest recorded on Groundhog Day (because more winter, yay). They break down the 2026 Grammys where Chappell Roan basically won the night in a sheer Mugler gown hanging from nipple rings (zero fabric where it counts—eye contact impossible). Justin Bieber in his underwear? Forgotten. Jelly Roll's massive slim-down (from 500+ lbs to shredded—goodbye fourth chin, hello new jawline)? Then Sydney Sweeney takes over: She draped bras all over the Hollywood sign for her new lingerie line (CGI or real crime? Hollywood Sign cops are pissed), plus that insane bathwater soap collab where fans bought bars laced with her actual used tub water. Marketing genius or total freak show?The real legends though? Classic hometown stories:One Nut Doobie chugging beers spiked with rocks, foam, fuzz, and worse—leading to the infamous "left-handed bandit" running him down in a '87 Ford Taurus station wagon.Lenny's heroic pillow biff on Sally (double biff: knocked her forward, then saved her from falling—knight in shining polyester).Naked college tripod antics, gym teacher perving in the showers, pantsings in the '90s, firemen running drunk from the tavern, and Bubba's throat-poke murder fantasies that never happened.They also touch 2026 "boring" resolutions (porn and booze stay), car projects for therapy, Snoop coaching football, and why you should never leapfrog a unicorn.Partial nudity, salty language, zero regrets. If you like unhinged stories, celebrity roasts, and zero-filter bro talk—hit play. Thursdays are Nonsense Day. Drive fast, stay left, keep on keeping on.

    39 min
  4. You Won't Believe What We Did to Our Friends in the 90s (Pranks, Fights & Zero Regrets)

    JAN 29

    You Won't Believe What We Did to Our Friends in the 90s (Pranks, Fights & Zero Regrets)

    Andy and Lenny are back, sick, tired, and somehow still standing.The episode is raw, nostalgic, unfiltered bro-talk between lifelong friends Andy and Lenny, packed with crude humor, childhood memories, small-town antics, family complaints, and classic guy banter.-endless sickness from school germs-mechanical couches that ruin naps (and potentially dignity)-full-nelson shirt-yankings in crowded hallways-They reminisce about the unbreakable (but sometimes fractured) bond of their tight-knit crew, why school friends feel forced yet irreplaceable, and how life scatters even the closest groups. Salty language, dark humor, dad-life gripes, and pure unscripted nonsense — perfect for anyone who misses the dumb, carefree days of small-town teenage stupidity.

    52 min
  5. Verizon's out, In the Kitchen with David is on. This is Number 50

    JAN 14

    Verizon's out, In the Kitchen with David is on. This is Number 50

    During the Season 5 premier , Len and Andy battle through the Verizon outage to bring you their 50th episode.- We talked about Len resembling Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life- His sexy glasses- the sexual conduct of Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds- In the Kitchen with David- Len likes winter, Andy is about to commit murder because of itAll this and much much more.

    1h 3m

  6. 12/23/2025

    A Very Nonsensical Christmas

    It's the Christmas Special! With appearances by:The Bumba CastThe Couch CriticsLen's Familyplus friends! We go do the Rabbit Hole of the Atrocities committed in Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer...We play Do They Yank...the Christmas EditionAll this and much more.

    1h 4m
  7. Halloween Ghost Hunting in Las Vegas 6 7 Mustard

    10/31/2025

    Halloween Ghost Hunting in Las Vegas 6 7 Mustard

    This year's Halloween special finds the guys:-discussing a chance to go Ghost hunting in Las Vegas -playing "Do They Yank?"- Discussing the time Len kept crop dusting the movie theater, ruining Andy's non existent chances of romance- They discuss trending topics and if it's real history or myth.-and much more

    1h 6m
  8. Introducing Taylor Swift

    10/08/2025

    Introducing Taylor Swift

    The guys are back. This Episode they:-give an update on 3I/Atlas and discuss what kind of pets they'll be to our new alien overlords-Introduce the world to an upstart named Taylor Swift- Play Lets Make a Deal- Flarp...there's Flarp- and they play Do They YankAll this an more. Check it out...it's fun.

    1h 6m
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Pure nonsense. Our effort to make people smile and maybe even laugh. We talk about old humorous stories, funny news...topics veer to funny sexual content, dirty jokes, inappropriate humor, movies, tv....anything that we can spin into hysterical laughter.

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  • Creator
    bigelow16
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © bigelow16
  • Show Website
    The Nonsense Zone