The Northern Aggression Podcast

Marshall and Gunter
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The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. northernaggressionpod@gmail.com

  1. 5D AGO

    Just the Typ

    Marshall kicks things off by reliving the rage he felt toward his IT department the day before. Nothing new there—but yes, it comes with a full-throttle rant. He also tries to use a word fragment to sound smarter (or lazier?), but Gunter, unsurprisingly, has no clue what he’s trying to say. Somehow that leads into a discussion about women with a lot of facial work, and Marshall delivers his unsolicited opinions with all the subtlety of a leaf blower. Then they pivot to Tom Cruise, because obviously, and his height becomes the hot topic. Marshall then refers to his favorite Mexican restaurant—not by its actual name, but by the name he insists on using. It’s unclear how it got a rooftop bar or why anyone would need one there, and neither host can figure it out. Of course, it wouldn’t be a full Marshall spiral without commentary on women’s fashion at airports. Yes, he has thoughts. Yes, he shares them. Gunter survives. And finally, we learn about Marshall’s favorite TSA pat down he witnessed in Las Vegas. It’s somehow both absurd and on brand. From IT meltdowns to rooftop margaritas and questionable word usage, it’s another aggressively unpredictable episode.

    27 min

  2. FEB 19

    You Got Salsa In Your Eyes

    Marshall comes in hot with a family story, prompting Gunter to issue a full disclaimer about the “Marshall man” trait—apparently they’re all like this. Marshall claims the best way to sum up their year is by comparing county maps before and after, because of course he does. As always, there are callbacks to previous episodes, and Gunter calls Marshall out for not finishing his spreadsheet of podcast topics (shocking no one). We get an Elder Marshall story that explains a lot about why Marshall is the way he is. Then things take a turn when Marshall shares a coworker’s confession about photographing cremains in a mall parking lot. Gunter theorizes that Marshall somehow invites people to unload their strangest stories. He denies seeking it out… but admits it keeps happening. Marshall gets so worked up he has to switch to puppy talk to calm Finnegan, which spirals into a discussion about Finnegan’s government name. Marshall ranting in puppy voice is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. They also affirm their shared belief in therapy, recap Marshall’s surprisingly long history of bleach accidents, and reveal that none of those compare to his worst chemical incident—an unfortunate salsa-related event. Family lore, emotional support puppies, and condiment chaos. Just another episode of Northern Aggression.

    49 min

  3. FEB 12

    A Farmer Is Not A Proctologist

    Gunter kicks things off by calling Marshall demure—a word he doesn’t even know, which immediately sets the tone. Things only spiral from there. Marshall makes jokes about Whitney Houston, admits to “thinking” (which Gunter says is terrifying), and launches into a play-by-play of some insane driving he witnessed. Naturally, he blames all the chaos on Gunter being in the car—because weird stuff always happens when she’s around. Math inevitably sneaks in (mathlete alert), and Marshall manages to shade AI summaries while ranting about how nobody knows the rules of the road anymore. Gunter challenges his self-appointed title of “rules of the road expert,” and they compare their Driver’s Ed teachers—because why not? She also calls him out for religiously reading airplane safety cards, while Marshall insists his true superpower is finding errors in everything. He even wishes he could formally report the bugs and mistakes he discovers. Marshall then laments that society has given up on teaching people anything since smartphones took over, punctuating the rant with random historical facts (his specialty). Gunter admits she just uses him as her personal Google anyway. Then comes Theory #2 of the Day: the weird things Marshall started remembering during COVID lockdowns—Tiger King, Carole Baskin, Walmart cattle corrals, and how personal hygiene completely tanked. Which leads him to the baffling rise of “whole body deodorant.” In Marshall’s mind, maybe people just never went back to showering. It’s part history lesson, part hygiene critique, part road rage rant, and entirely Marshall and Gunter chaos.

    31 min

  4. FEB 5

    A Philosophical Framework

    Season 4 kicks off and Marshall is way too excited to be back. He promised Gunter this episode would be “crazy” because it’s built on a philosophical framework. Gunter’s already scared. It all starts with a new Tennessee law about what gender can be listed on a driver’s license and the ACLU’s lawsuit against the state. Marshall has a “solution” to the issue—but Gunter refuses to go along with his plan (unintentionally derailing it). From there, things go completely sideways. We find out Marshall once wanted to be a political candidate (try to picture it). He rants about torches, considers sponsoring a dirt track racing team (but decides their fans might not be Northern Aggression’s audience), and reminisces about the internet before Google. They dive into songs that could never be released today, and Marshall revives his favorite analogy—lip fillers are like hot dogs. Just when you think the “philosophical framework” is done, he takes on the age of consent, shares various international viewpoints, and somehow asks, “Was Mark Twain into lesbians?” By the end, you’ll have no idea how you got here—but you’ll be glad you came along.

    39 min

  5. JAN 29 · BONUS

    Bonus Episode: I've Never Worked That Room Before

    For the last bonus episode before Season 4, Marshall and Gunter are completely unprepared—no microphones, no plan, and somehow even less structure than usual. Marshall does what he does best and tries to crack jokes through the chaos. Gunter recounts yet another fall, but good news: no newly broken bones this time. Marshall also manages to get political—just not in the way you might expect—and yes, there are Civil War references, because of course there are. It’s scrappy, off-the-cuff, and the perfect chaotic sendoff before Season 4 kicks off.

    23 min

  6. JAN 22 · BONUS

    Bonus Episode: Rabbit Hair Earmuff Girl

    Marshall and Gunter recount their morning adventure, which should have included Marshall successfully buying Gunter a bagel—but absolutely did not. What follows is a full Marshall rant describing the people in the bagel shop in vivid, unnecessary detail. Naturally, the story zig-zags wildly, plans fall apart, and just to keep things on brand, Gunter’s microphone dies mid-episode. It’s breakfast chaos, technical difficulties, and peak Northern Aggression energy—served without cream cheese.

    35 min

  7. JAN 15 · BONUS

    Bonus Episode: Autistic Barbie

    Marshall shares that he read an article about Autistic Barbie, which immediately sends him and Gunter down a rabbit hole of questions no one is quite sure are appropriate—but they ask them anyway. Gunter brings up the Barbie Girl song and wonders if the lyrics need an update. That opens the door to a bigger conversation: are there other “special” Barbies, and what does that even mean? Marshall has some answers, a lot of theories, and plenty of uncertainty. It’s curious, awkward, and very much a bonus episode where no one is fully confident they’re saying the right thing—but they’re saying it anyway.

    28 min

  8. JAN 8 · BONUS

    Bonus Episode: Tainted With Pickle Flavor

    Gunter opens by wondering what Marshall would do if he got pulled over in Oliver Springs—home of what Marshall insists are aggressive speed traps. While Gunter casually eats chocolate on mic, they discover a rare point of agreement: neither of them likes coconut. Marshall drops an unsolicited health PSA that popcorn is bad for diverticulitis… then immediately admits they both love popcorn anyway. The intended topic is Marshall’s experience shopping for his bougie-mobile, but Gunter explains just how miserable shopping for anything with Marshall truly is. That quickly turns into Marshall calling out Gunter for clothes and purses scattered everywhere, followed by another reminder that most of his wardrobe predates multiple presidential administrations. Back to the car drama: Marshall makes sure everyone knows Gunter picked up the Porsche on his birthday—so naturally, he’ll be getting the next car on his birthday. This leads to their newest plan: participating in the Volvo Overseas Delivery Program. Shockingly, Marshall nearly admits he doesn’t hate driving Gunter’s Porsche. Now fully committed to a Nordic adventure in 2026, Marshall shares some of the best business billboards he’s ever seen—and closes things out by calling everyone out for misusing English, because it wouldn’t be a real episode otherwise. Speed traps, snacks, Scandinavian schemes, and grammatical judgment—classic Northern Aggression.

    50 min
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The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. northernaggressionpod@gmail.com

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  • Creator
    Marshall and Gunter
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    56
  • Rating
    Explicit
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