The Otis Advisory Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis
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- Comedy
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HIGH VELOCITY HOOT Universal Foolishness publishes original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into the guilt-free waters of The Discount Think Tank and Bait Camp. D'Otis and the salty scholars serve up live bait with a side of answers, to finish off political correctness for a grateful nation. Think of it like an AOL Weekend for the Apple crowd. If you’re going to be looking for a Welcome Kit in the mail after listening, this may not be for you. Thanks for letting us into your home today; that almost never happens. Slower listeners keep right>>>>
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Diet Shampoo
Here at the Discount Think Tank we’re always on hot standby for the next big thing. And in America that would be losing weight. It's all they can talk about at the Waffle House. No exercise, just take the shot and get skinny. It’s a sweet deal. But have you heard about the move to Diet Shampoo! Regular shampoo just adds calories, so if you switch to diet shampoo you could have more cheesecake! It's so easy. Stop overwhelming your outfit and buy up all the shares you can get for diet shampoo. The Waffle House is never wrong. It will be bigger than the plexiglass craze. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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Crown Vic
Their you are, coming back from somewhere you’re not supposed to be, when suddenly your Crown Vic slows to a crawl all by itself. You got gas, what's going on? Welcome to the New America Jerry Wayne, where the correct people can turn off your ride right there from Kamala’s desk! Could be worse - you could be coming back from an Orange Man rally or just picking up a new crab net at Bass Pro Shop! You’d be sitting there all night then to think about what a bad boy you’ve been, you filthy pig. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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AI For Pets
If the insult of turkey bacon wasn’t enough for you, say hello to AI for Pets. Let’s say your pup is outside waiting for the snow cone truck when suddenly he gets a terrible itch. He can’t let that itch to win and miss the snow cone truck (even though it does come back tomorrow) so AI for Pets kicks in to find where that itch is coming from and get to it quicker. Way better than Memory Foam, A.I. for pets means a tail-wagging good time for little Bingo. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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THE WEASEL
Now you can get the same IV drip the President gets before he has to talk. It's called The Weasel, and it helps you yell out in short, sassy bursts for at least an hour if you need to impress the media. And nobody has to know! If The Weasel doesn’t kill you first, it’ll damn sure get you up on your hind legs and ready for your next tractor pull. That little man in your ear telling you what to say still takes care of everything – so you’re good. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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Humanized Mice
Those cats at the Wuhan Lab are all excited about their new 100% lethal brew they've been cooking up for the west. “No more fooling around,” said the Veloso-raptor of the wet market, “Our newest Chinese virus is 100% deadly to humanized mice.” That’s cute and all but how can you tell if your mice are humanized or not? What exactly do you look for? What gives it away? Otis and the salty scholars at the Bait Camp/Think Tank want to know. Hear Podcast - Wash Hands
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Spare Bedroom - Chicago Style
Thanks to a new government program, your spare bedroom can help welcome the rest of the world to your house, right here in the New America! TicTok knows if you have a spare room and is ready to tell on you - it's so international. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
Customer Reviews
Choir Member
What a hoot. Funny stuff. A little silliness always helps the medicine go down.