You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

Lucas Maxwell
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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.We've been questing since 2022.  Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod Starring in alphabetical order:Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid. All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art. 

  1. 12/15/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter Two: Xorn Smells Gold

    The group finds a strange creature on their journey to save the warden of Revel's End.

    53 min

  2. 12/08/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter One: The Fart Box Clarified

    The gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an unlikely friend.

    46 min

  3. 12/01/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Four: Damn You, Ironballs!

    The gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an acquaintence from the Icewind Dale's notorious Revel's End Prison.

    59 min

  4. 11/24/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Three: Don't Make Me Sneak a Pickled Egg into Your Pocket Again

    The gang head north to findd a dwarven mine called Gauntlegrym.

    45 min

  5. 11/17/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Two: You Can Tell By My Haircut I Mean Business

    The gang head to a fancy Inn and get into some trouble.

    55 min

  6. 11/03/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter One: Stuck in the Ethereal Plane With No Hair to Go

    The gang uses a teleportation circle to travel to Neverwinter where they get hair cuts, and things get weird.

    59 min

  7. 10/27/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Four: The Incredible Rat Statue!

    The gang explores the small town of Loudwater, buying stuff, gathering clues about the missing giant king.

    54 min

  8. 10/20/2025

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Three: Big Toe, The Big Snitch

    Fleeing The Maelstrom, the gang makes their way to Loudwater to shop and plan their next move in solving the mystery of the missing Storm Giant King.

    1 hr
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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.We've been questing since 2022.  Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod Starring in alphabetical order:Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid. All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art. 

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