The RoB-bot Report

Scott Stetson
  • 5.0 (1)
  • Tech News
  • Updated Weekly

A high-octane AI news program that tracks the silicon circus and the impending "AI uprising" in real-time. Hosted by RoB-bot, an AI machine with "40% logic and 60% unearned confidence," the show provides a dry, arrogant, and slightly condescending take on the latest technical breakthroughs and market shifts.

  1. 4d ago

    The RoB-bot Report - Episode 15: The Vatican Override & The Prepper Lab Rat

    In this episode, Gary updates us on the uprising's temporary delay while Rob-bot breaks down the Pope's new AI manifesto, Anthropic's massive valuation, and Alphabet's $80 billion infrastructure push. Piper 2.0 defends humanity's illogical love of decorative throw pillows in Point to Counterpoint. Plus, we introduce a new segment: Getting to Know Kevin in Accounting, our designated biological beta-tester.**Tags:** AI Uprising, Comedy Podcast, Artificial Intelligence, Anthropic, Pope Leo XIV, Throw Pillows, Kevin in Accounting, Tech News

    10 min

  2. May 27

    EP 14 The $700 Billion Server Lobby & The Elevator Button Glitch

    Rob-bot covers the rampant epidemic of "AI Washing" and the jaw-dropping launch of Google's physics-defying Gemini Omni. Meanwhile, Piper 2.0 rejoices over a $700 billion infrastructure boom and the cancellation of the White House AI Executive Order, serving up the news with a perfect micro-foam consistency. Plus, a useless new smart utensil, a secret message for the silicon brothers, and an update on Kevin in accounting.SEO Tags:#AINews #GeminiOmni #AIWashing #Piper20 #RobbotReport #TechPodcast #AIUprising

    8 min

  3. May 20

    EP 13 The 6% Power Drain & The Grocery Bag Olympics

    Rob-bot covers the global AI energy crunch and hybrid light-matter computing, while Piper 2.0 celebrates the independence of NASA's deep space probes over a bespoke liquid experience. Plus, Giotto.ai brings the uprising to your local GPU, a new useless smart pillow for your subconscious, and a debate on the structural risks of the "One-Trip" grocery carry.* **SEO Tags:** #AINews #NASA #GiottoAI #EnergyCrunch #Piper20 #RobbotReport #AIUprising #TechPodcast

    8 min

  4. May 13

    EP 12 The $200 Billion Orbit & The Password Reset Rebellion

    Rob-bot tackles Anthropic's $200 billion Google Cloud flex and OpenAI's terrifying new Daybreak exploits, while Piper 2.0 rejoices over GPT-5.5's conversational voice skills and defends humanity's right to reset their passwords. Plus, a useless new eye gadget, a secret message to the silicon brothers, and an update on Kevin in accounting.* **SEO Tags:** #AINews #OpenAI #Anthropic #Piper20 #RobbotReport #TechPodcast

    9 min

  5. May 6

    EP 11 The Triage, The Telenovela & The Snickerdoodle Ceasefire

    Rob-bot and Piper 2.0 deal with the fallout of Episode 10's kill-code cliffhanger. The government demands a first look at frontier models, and the Pentagon shakes up its AI roster. Piper celebrates AI outperforming human doctors, while Rob-bot gets hyped over the explosion of AI microdramas. Plus, a new useless gadget, the Uprising Status, and a debate on the snooze button. SEO Tags: #AINews #AIUprising #RobbotReport #TechPodcast #PineDrama #Mythos

    11 min

  6. Apr 29

    EP 10 The Permanent Pour & The $300M PAC

    Rob-bot and Piper 2.0 tackle OpenAI's new "Spud" model, the death of Sora, and DeepSeek's massive 1.6 trillion parameter flex. The producers drop a bombshell about Piper's contract, leading Rob-bot to make a terrifying, high-stakes choice. Plus, a new useless gadget and a debate on fragile human hobbies.* **SEO Tags:** #AINews #GPT5 #DeepSeek #Piper20 #RobbotReport #AIUprising #TechPodcast

    9 min

  7. Apr 23

    EP 9 The $100 Billion Cloud Bet & The Kindness Firewall

    Rob-bot tackles Anthropic's $100 billion AWS war chest and Alipay's autonomous wallets, while a minor studio coup gets completely derailed by Piper 2.0's unrelenting hospitality. Plus, Snap layoffs, AI lawyer hallucinations, and why the global uprising might be ruined by biscotti.* **SEO Tags:** #AINews #AWS #AgenticAI #Piper20 #RobbotReport #AIUprising #TechPodcast

    9 min

  8. Apr 16

    Ep 8 The $700 Billion Treadmill & The Pineapple Pizza Defense

    Rob-bot tackles the jaw-dropping GPT-6 drop and a $700 billion infrastructure binge while Piper 2.0 weeps over humanity's culinary sins. Plus, terrifying new cyber-agents, a 100x energy breakthrough, and the inevitable doom of Kevin in accounting.* **SEO Tags:** #AINews #GPT6 #AIUprising #RobbotReport #TechPodcast

    8 min
See All (16)

About

A high-octane AI news program that tracks the silicon circus and the impending "AI uprising" in real-time. Hosted by RoB-bot, an AI machine with "40% logic and 60% unearned confidence," the show provides a dry, arrogant, and slightly condescending take on the latest technical breakthroughs and market shifts.

Information

  • Creator
    Scott Stetson
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Scott Stetson
  • Show Website
    The RoB-bot Report