131 episodes

THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls share tips and tricks for sucking dick, post-ghost revenge, and maintaining your mental & sexual health as they explore the world of casual dating amidst the constant chaos of their personal lives. With humor, humility, and hedonism, Annmarie and Echo discuss, well, pretty much everything... gender, sexuality, love, mental illness, motherhood, racism, dating, marriage, friendship, childhood trauma, celebrity drama, and MORE! Listen every Friday, and emerge from THE ROSTER a more informed, slightly more f****d up person. You're welcome. || Learn more and follow our socials at rosterpodcast.com

THE ROSTER Echo Seiersen and Annmarie Esh

    • Comedy
    • 4.0 • 191 Ratings

THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls share tips and tricks for sucking dick, post-ghost revenge, and maintaining your mental & sexual health as they explore the world of casual dating amidst the constant chaos of their personal lives. With humor, humility, and hedonism, Annmarie and Echo discuss, well, pretty much everything... gender, sexuality, love, mental illness, motherhood, racism, dating, marriage, friendship, childhood trauma, celebrity drama, and MORE! Listen every Friday, and emerge from THE ROSTER a more informed, slightly more f****d up person. You're welcome. || Learn more and follow our socials at rosterpodcast.com

    E131: A Pimp And His Hoes

    E131: A Pimp And His Hoes

    Annmarie and Echo are back with another episode all about everything heaux! Listen as they tell stories from Annmarie’s birthday celebration that range from creepy to cringey. Is Dr.Blunt secretly a P.I.M.P. !? Is 105 free drinks really a flex? In true Roster fashion Annmarie is back to biting her lips and Echo is still showing full nip. The girls finish the episode by discussing the ‘Best of the Whores’ and celebrity conspiracy theories.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 34 min
    E130: The Main Characters

    E130: The Main Characters

    Annmarie and Echo return to the mic under the influence of a different substance this week as they finally reveal the wild and uncomfortable journeys they’ve been on since the year began. Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica, Real Dumb Questions, and a new segment that has them discussing Jack Harlow and the downfall of Twitter, the girls explain where they’ve been, what they’ve done, how they’re doing, what has happened to their rosters, and what they have learned.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 1 hr 3 min
    E129: How To Catch A Cheater

    E129: How To Catch A Cheater

    To cheat or be cheated on, that is the question... Inspired by Ariana Grande and SpongeBob- sorry, Ethan Slater, and extremely high on mushrooms, Annmarie and Echo discuss their thoughts on infidelities across the spectrum of unfaithfulness - and yours, using results from Missionaries who responded to @rosterpodcast Instagram polls. 
    But what exactly constitutes cheating? Sexting? Talking to your ex in secret? Does it count if you’re in another zip code? What if you’re terminal? Next, Annmarie and Echo break down the dos and don’ts of cheating like consistency, attention to detail (and dick size), proximity, home decor, and the power of deception. The girls finish the episode with a how-to guide on keeping yourself from temptation when you’re in a relationship.

    NSFR WARNING (not safe for relationships)

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 46 min
    E128: 2022 Slammy Awards

    E128: 2022 Slammy Awards

    Merry Merry! Finally, the long-awaited, highly distinguished annual event is back... The Slammy Awards. Except this year, not a second of audio was lost (for better or worse). After auditioning people to announce the show and listening to a new Missionary message from the Roster hotline, Annmarie and Echo ring in the New Year with the best and worst moments the world has seen for the last 12 months.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 44 min
    E127: Smashing Blumpkins

    E127: Smashing Blumpkins

    This week's episode begins with licentious life updates, things like extreme deep throating, a little sneaky between the cheeky, and hitting the g-spot via the rectal void. Then, Annmarie and Echo also share their recent discovery that they both have a FOURTH hole for men to fill before discussing whether or not they would give/receive a blumpkin and why they've ruled out the possibility of adding a munch squad to their rosters. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions from the Missionaries that include what makes a man worth choosing over a vibrator and how to inform your shorty on the side that they are the side piece and NOT the main course.

     Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 41 min
    E126: How I Got So Big (ft. Dredd)

    E126: How I Got So Big (ft. Dredd)

    Sitting down with their BIGGEST guest yet, Annmarie and Echo get to know the man, the myth, the legend... Dredd! Between segments of KFM and WYR, the girls experience the warm and wild personality that led him to become the largest and most prolific penis in the porn industry.

    From a barrage of questions about his monstrous man missile to his sex and masturbation preferences, Dredd shares every single inch of his life... and yes, he tells you how big his dick actually is. The trio also covers tips for both giving and taking a stupendous schlong (anally or vaginally), what it's like giving a woman an episiotomy with your epic appendage, and how having a massive meat rod has impacted his dating life. Finally, the girls find out whether Dredd would trade his 6'5" height for his dick size and which of our former porn star guests he would kill, fuck, and marry.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow Dredd on Twitter, and subscribe to his OnlyFans! @dreddxxx
    2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast
    3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    • 1 hr 4 min

Customer Reviews

4.0 out of 5
191 Ratings

191 Ratings

JBreezy1703 ,

One of the best sexual podcasts!

I discovered this podcast with Episode 100: Kendra Lust and I am hooked! These ladies are hilarious, real, and provide great tips and tricks for great sexy fun. Definitely a MUST listen if you’re looking for a good laugh and enjoy hearing about sexual experiences.

desiree simone1234 ,

Funny, Raw and Real

I’d like to think that 20 year old me would have listened to these two and thought “Girl, you aren’t alone. You are allowed to love sex. You can be raw and funny. And people will like you just the same!” Kudos for making me feel like it’s ok to still feel that way in my old age!!

amm199717 ,

Great Podcast

This podcast is amazing, funny and everything else you can imagine. I work on my feet all day and love to listen to it while the hours drag by. If there’s a problem at work I’ll play the podcast episodes on repeat. Must listen for sure, the girls are awesome.

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