The Rule Against Podcasting Ian Cossman & Chris McMillan

Christmas in April! Who would expect it? Well, we did, since we pick the movies we watch and the order we watch them in. And this movie has it all: CGI mice, poor animation, and less than a minute of Nicolas Cage. How could we still talk for so long about a movie that barely has him in it? Simple, we don't. Instead, we talk about every single Christmas Carol adaptation instead. Enjoy.

Mandolins, Dracula, the Mario Brothers. What do these all have common? Not much at all, but somehow we talk about all of this within this double-stuffed double-feature episode where we cover two (2!) different Nicolas Cage movies.

Whoever invented the first puppet was probably really weird.

As our craft of podcasting grows greater and greater, Chris' unhinged takes get...well, more unhinged.  Rather than discuss this mediocre action flick, we talk about celebrity psychopaths (supposedly all of them), album cover art, and being intimate with clones. 

In an episode where we don't talk a lot about the actual movie, we somehow managed to miss saying where we ranked it (it's #6). Don't worry, because instead we talk about family-friendly topics such as changing our podcast name, pornography memes, Jesus as a cult leader, and a whole lot of piss.

For a better movie about 8mm film, watch Super 8. For a better sexual thriller, go watch Eyes Wide Shut. For a podcast episode where I had to cut out over 40 minutes of the hosts arguing about typewriters and moral authority, please listen to this.