The Sequalizers

The Sequalizers

When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

Episodes

  1. 01/27/2017

    Episode 11: Torque

    "I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies".

    1h 7m

  2. 11/22/2016

    Episode 10: Furious 7

    In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drones! This movie has it all.

    1h 5m

  3. 10/17/2016

    Episode 9: Street Fighter

    Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER!

    1h 17m

  4. 08/16/2016

    Episode 8: Batman And Robin

    The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool!

    1h 20m

  5. 07/31/2016

    Episode 7: Vertical Limit

    In this revelatory episode, the guys not only discuss and make sequels to the 2000 alpine disaster movie, Vertical Limit, but Arash learns a thing or two about geography!

    1h 29m

  6. 07/18/2016

    Episode 6: Mortal Kombat

    "If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash   Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more!

    1h 17m

  7. 07/04/2016

    Episode 5: The Happening

    What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!

    1h 7m

  8. 06/20/2016

    Episode 4: Jingle All the Way

    In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at  Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right?

    1h 13m

  9. 06/05/2016

    Episode 3: Con Air

    One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches.

    1h 20m

  10. 06/05/2016

    Episode 2: Face/Off

    Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder?   If any of those statements appeal to you, you are in luck, because in today's episode, we take a look at Face/Off.

    1h 13m

  11. 05/31/2016

    Episode 1: The Core

    In this very first instalment of "The Sequalizers", the guys look at the 2003 magenesium opus known as The Core. Can they pitch a film that trumps the originals ridiculousness? Tune in to find out.

    1h 16m
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When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

Information

  • Creator
    The Sequalizers
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2017
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    The Sequalizers