The Siamese Herring Experiment

Brian and Brian
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Comedy, satire, talk show.

  1. MAY 7

    The Antarctic Ice Company, Johnny Bic and Whale Fuelled Racing Cars

    Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his enormous stoic off.  Meanwhile Bevan enters Barry's icehole and hilarity and pneumonia break out. On a more serious note, the ghost of Mawson's Hut appears at the chemist and enquires about cough medicine.

    33 min

  2. APR 16

    Let's be Frank! Thring is the Thing! Available in all Nightclubs and Abattoirs in the Not So Grate Metropolitan Area Near Ewe.

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit. Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's residence by the rubbish tip. All this spells fun, frivolity and chemical burns for Barry and Bevan. On a lighter note The End of Days is coming along nicely.

    13 min

  3. APR 2

    S 666 Ep 1 Easter Eggs and The Bones of God.

    Send us Fan Mail On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene. In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun, debauchery and sewing, Brian discusses the finer points of boozing in the Bar on level 7 of the Vatican. Yes, that magnificent room full of Offal, Vagabonds and ornate Sherry glasses that glow in the dark. Brian not only discusses the rights and wrongs of the Holy Cataclysmic Church, he pushes all of the buttons to turn the Bar into a Labryinth of mayhem and Semen. Jolly good fun, and Pope Doug loved it, literally. On an interesting note, Barry does a good deed as an Uber Eats cycler. He delivers a free feast to some poor blind kiddies, but gets struck by lightning before arrival. Funny as f**k. Amen.

    30 min

  4. MAR 19

    Seal Clubbing, Mawson's Hut Franchises and the Kremlin Nightclub

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag himself away from the Kremlin Nightclub and cut the ribbon with a tank. On a less interesting note, Barry reprises his Tony Award winning role as the corpse of Tony Abbottt and scares the local children to death, much the same way as Tonnyyy himself did when he was kind of alive.

    19 min

  5. FEB 19

    Nail Guns, Crucifixtion, Dadaism and PVC

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages.  Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat him. As well as also, the miracle of Jesus turning lesbians into fish is discussed by a number of historical experts in the nude. In a lighter vein, Bevan is also stuffed into a PVC pipe but is too fat to get out.

    34 min

  6. JAN 29

    S 666 Ep 111 Errol Flynn, Pirates and Mawsons Hut.

    Send us Fan Mail After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake. Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful shores of Antarctica. Yes, that barren wasteland that Orstraylya owns. Arctic Pigeon racing and the Polar Koala Bear shooting will be incorporated into the other 1278 sports and stuff. Brian mentions the Adriatic Ocean or was it Sea. He has no f*****g idea and don't look it up, he's about as good at geography as Donald Trump is at telling the truth. F****d, is the answer. It's Mr. McMurtrie's fault he claims. F****r! Sorry, that's an in-house joke.  On a thoughtful note, Bevan was decapitated in a spoon bending experiment. Good, f**k him too.

    29 min

  7. JAN 8

    S 666 Ep 333 Glow in the Dark Lead.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian, Brian, the other Brian and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm Drainage Lead will be the go-to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope Blessed Drainage Lead and Lead Kitty Litter requisites for years if not months ahead. Brian talks at length about 3I Atlas docking  at Lawnton Heights and the kerfuffle, wondrous sights and Olive Oil that flowed in, over and around Old Gympie Road and into the water catchment areas as well as the playgrounds. Just good solid healthy environmental stuff we all yearn for and stuff. On a serious and eye catching note, Bevan gets hit in the eye with a New Year's Eve aborted rocket type item the Brian's were keeping for a special apocalyptic reason. F**k him.

    25 min

  8. 12/25/2025

    S 666 Ep 999 Santa Claus and Satan Noclaws debate Olive Oil. The good, the bad and the oily.

    Send us Fan Mail On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive gifts and maybe a free lunch. With sleigh bells ringing and Santa's helpers, Jeremy, Leroy, Basil, Doug and Tyrone furiously assembling gifts for the kiddies of the world and Santa's Tobbacanist and Sleigh provider, Jimmy, of Sleighs are Us and Requisites tending to the needs of vagabonds worldwide, we capture the essence of what is a religious nonsense and other patronising ways. Brian broaches the subject of a virgin birth, necrophilia, autism and incest in an interesting section that should see the Brian's either win a Nobel Peace Prize or be never heard of again. Get into it and vote now!! On a touching note, Bevan mows Paddock 58 on Brian's property and decides to unclog a blockage while the mower's running. All good stuff, spirit and slashed arteries.

    23 min
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Comedy, satire, talk show.

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  • Creator
    Brian and Brian
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    224
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Siamese Herring Experiment
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