The Spaghetti Sessions

Paula Telizyn and Sam Marden
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Brain Spaghetti is a short-run, gloriously unhinged podcast where performer and writer Sam Marden (of zoolamonkey.com) and friends attempt to untangle the brain spaghetti of the Zoola Monkey universe. It begins with a chat about the cosmos, then spirals into chaotic, character-driven interviews with the strange and surreal creations that live inside Sam’s head. Confusing, funny, and messy—in the best way possible.

  1. Feb 1

    S2 E6 Boiling Point: Kalcifer Speaks Out

    You’ve heard from the aliens, the zombies, and the space cats- now it’s time to hear from the one who’s seen it all from the kitchen counter. Meet Kalcifer, the electric kettle with a steaming-hot attitude. In this bite-sized bonus chat, the Zoola household's resident electric kettle spills the tea (literally). Whether it’s judging Blettin’s lack of brain cells or explaining the precise science of the perfect steep, Kalcifer is here to provide the sophisticated, metallic perspective no one asked for but everyone needs. Tune in for the sass, stay for the temperature-control tips. Maybe the kettle is the real star of the show. To learn more about Zoola and the gang, go to https//www.zoolamonkey.com

    1 min

  2. Feb 1

    S2 E5 Blettin & Kooray: No Thoughts, Just Vibes

    This episode is a literal game of herding cats and chickens. We’re chatting with Blettin, the space chicken who is currently lacking about 90% of his brain cells. Thankfully, Kooray is here to make sure Blettin doesn’t wander off-set or try to eat the microphone. We’re talking about Blettin's marriage to Rasputin, life on Earth, and the beauty of having absolutely nothing on your mind. It’s the most confusingly wholesome interview you’ll hear all week. And maybe, it's not quite so wholesome. To learn more about Zoola Monkey, go to https://www.zoolamonkey.com

    14 min

  3. Feb 1

    S2 E4 The Singing Chef & The Space Parasite

    He sings like an angel, cooks like a pro, and according to everyone, he tastes delicious. He’s Dead Carl, the world’s most talented zombie. But behind the culinary genius and the smooth vocals is a man looking for love in all the wrong places. In this episode, we try to broker peace. Will Oozed finally appreciate Carl's multi-talented nature, or are they still just looking for a place to park their kids? It’s a hilarious, weird, and slightly appetizing look at the galaxy’s strangest situationship break up. To follow Zoola Monkey and the gang online, go to https://www.zoolamonkey.com

    16 min

  4. Feb 1

    S2 E3 Main Character Energy: A Chat with Zoola & Teepo

    We sat down with Zoola, the self-proclaimed face of the brand, to discuss fame, brilliance, and... well, mostly just Zoola. But the vibe gets complicated when Teepo, the family’s grumpy writer, crashes the party. While Zoola tries to keep the spotlight firmly on themselves, Teepo is busy rolling her eyes and trying to turn the interview into a poetry slam. If you have siblings, you know exactly what this energy feels like. Tune in to hear Zoola demand praise while Teepo tries to lower the mood. It’s family therapy, but with aliens. To learn more about the characters, and follow them on social media, go to https://www.zoolamonkey.com

    22 min

  5. Feb 1

    S2 E2 Cosmic Chaos: A Chat with Ras & Kooray

    What happens when you put Rasputin the Resplendent and Kooray (the galaxy’s favorite alcoholic space cat) in a room with a microphone? Absolute chaos. In this episode, Paula Telizyn sits down with the Zoola gang’s most dysfunctional duo. Channeling the energy of a bad buddy-cop movie, the pair sounds off on life with "The Human," the absurdity of Earth, and how they navigate life on this strange blue marble. Expect heavy drinking, delusional grandeur, and zero filter. To learn more about Zoola Monkey and the gang, go to https://zoolamonkey.com

    19 min

  6. Feb 1

    S2 E1 - Inside the World of Zoola Monkey with Sam Marden

    Ever wonder how the characters of Zoola Monkey came to life? Paula Telizyn sat down with creator Sam Marden to celebrate six years of Zoola! We’re peeling back the curtain on the creative process, discussing the origin stories of your favourite characters, and getting an exclusive look at what Sam has planned for the future of the gang. Check out Zoola Monkey: zoolamonkey.com

    37 min

  7. 09/28/2025

    Episode 7 - A Chat with Oozed the Hurnoo

    In the final episode of The Spaghetti Sessions, we face Oozed the Hurnoo, a space parasite with a horrifically single-minded obsession. What begins as a simple conversation quickly becomes a terrifyingly gross ride through their relentless focus and unfiltered nonsense. Prepare for spaghetti at its stickiest—where order goes out the window and pure cosmic chaos takes over.

    12 min

  8. 09/28/2025

    Episode 6 - A Few Words with Dead Carl

    In Episode 6 of The Spaghetti Sessions, we chat with Dead Carl: the corpse, the snack, and international man of mystery. Nothing about this conversation is normal, as Dead Carl spills the beans on the absurd, the macabre, and the hilariously unexplainable. Brace yourself for a mind-bending interview where spaghetti gets tangled, brains get scrambled, and chaos reigns supreme.

    8 min
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Brain Spaghetti is a short-run, gloriously unhinged podcast where performer and writer Sam Marden (of zoolamonkey.com) and friends attempt to untangle the brain spaghetti of the Zoola Monkey universe. It begins with a chat about the cosmos, then spirals into chaotic, character-driven interviews with the strange and surreal creations that live inside Sam’s head. Confusing, funny, and messy—in the best way possible.

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  • Creator
    Paula Telizyn and Sam Marden
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Paula Telizyn and Sam Marden
  • Show Website
    The Spaghetti Sessions