The Steve & Jeff Show

Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf
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Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more.www.steveandjeff.com 

  1. S4 E12 - The Short Show

    1D AGO

    S4 E12 - The Short Show

    Send us a text Steve thought it would be good to do a shorter show than usual this week and have a shorter opening joke. Unfortunately, Jeff thought Steve said to do a show filled with short jokes. In a desperate attempt to keep the show going, achievements in bad taste ensued. Several little people have asked for equal time. Jeff said he still believes in elves. Steve wants to hit the bars with Johnny. Miss Clare keeps sniffing her hair. Noam Chomsky may write an essay about this episode. Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Miss Clare - Clare Johnny - Andy Dysgeusia "Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra #podcast #comedy #satire #poortastejokes #littlepeople #short #dwarf #elf #noamchomsky #miscommunication #shortjokes

    19 min
  2. S4 E11 - New Year's Resolutions

    12/27/2025

    S4 E11 - New Year's Resolutions

    Send us a text It's that time of the rolling year again, time for our hosts to admit they are terrible at making New Year's resolutions and even worse at keeping them. So of course, they rely on the millions of listeners to submit their resolutions. They do not disappoint. With all these resolutions, it should be a bang-up year, especially in Pennsylvania. Jeff considers changing his name to Mike Hunt. Steve resets his watch. Johnny refilled his lighter. Happy new year to all! Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - "Crazy" Arthur Brown "Auld Lang Syne" written by Robert Burns and performed by Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians #comedy #podcast #satire #resolutions #newyear #mikehunt #funnynames #pennsylvania #colonoscopy #depends #wetnurse #lists #loseweight #weightloss #scale

    24 min
  3. S4 E10 - Half and Half Gift Guide

    12/20/2025

    S4 E10 - Half and Half Gift Guide

    Send us a text Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Gaza poster was a big hit. Miss Clare is dining on corned beef schnitzel. Johnny is off this week so is probably knocking back Popov with Steve's mom.  Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Miss Clare - Clare Johnny - Griffin Mordechai O'Leary - Robert Downey, Jr (scenes deleted) #podcast #funny #comedy #improv #comedyimprov #halfjewish #halfchristian #christmas #hanukkah #gaza #cornedbeef #schnitzel #gifts #giftguide #koshercorridor #redneckriviera #sinatra

    26 min
  4. S4 E9 - White House White Friday Sale

    12/13/2025

    S4 E9 - White House White Friday Sale

    Send us a text Stumped with what to get people this Holiday Season, our hosts are aided by our king's answer to those "woke" Black Friday sales and they dive into the White House White Friday Sale product list. So many wonderful yet high priced bargains! Steve does song lyrics and actual singing, and neither is memorable. Jeff tries to clear his computer cache but some of those popups linger. Johnny quietly sings "Have Yourself a Gerrymandered Christmas" to himself.  Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Charles Dingus "Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder #satire #comedy #politicalsatire #ICE #noem #stevenmiller #gaza #shopping #onlineshopping #mall #mallchristmas #recycling

    25 min
  5. S4 E8 - Steve and Jeff Beg for Money

    12/06/2025

    S4 E8 - Steve and Jeff Beg for Money

    Send us a text Faced with economic stress, our hosts shamelessly pander for advertising dollars by showing off how good their ads have been in the past. Maybe this will attract new ads. Maybe they can charge old advertisers again for running their ads. Either way, money is money. They shake down...I mean feature...Appropriation Station, Whose Sari Now, Pho King, Seoul's on Fire Kimchee, and so many more highlights of their advertising successes. They even have a new ad about our king that you won't want to miss.  Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Farley Loess "Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra #comedy #satrire #musk #nokings #pandering #money #imbroke #fundraising #desperateformoney #whosesarinow #phoking #culturalappropriation #seoulsonfire #tacodon #whitehouseballroom #grift #scam

    28 min
  6. S4 E7 - Are You Funnier than AI???

    11/29/2025

    S4 E7 - Are You Funnier than AI???

    Send us a text Steve tries out an AI-generated joke that falls as flat as wienerschnitzel under a car tire. This leads to a discussion of whether AI can be as funny, or dare I say funnier, than real people. With those AI versions of Steve and Jeff floating around, our hosts challenge their AI selves to a battle of the jokes, judged by our own Johnny who is probably not AI. The competition is fierce, and the jokes fly so fast you would think the Borsht Belt is gearing up for a comeback. Who will win? If I tell you, you won't listen. Maybe you won't listen anyway. Maybe you're not even reading this in which case it doesn't matter what I write. Maybe I'll do a virtual rant...No, too on the nose with current reality. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff AI Steve - AI Steve AI Jeff - AI Jeff Johnny - Casimir Pulaski AI Johnny - Johnny (scenes deleted) "Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra. #comedy #improv #satire #AI #virtualreality #AIfake #jokes #borshtbelt #funny #notfunny #7-11 #ohthankheavenfor711 #jdvance #putin #nokings #polishjokes #blondejokes #chicagowhitesox #whitesox #sox

    24 min
  7. S4 E6 - Another Family Thanksgiving Dinner

    11/22/2025

    S4 E6 - Another Family Thanksgiving Dinner

    Send us a text Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Christmas at Stateville, and Joliet will never be the same. Steve is sure the opening joke will end soon. Johnny contemplates a future in child care. Little Stevie may overcome her Tourette's and have a great career as a motivational speaker. Steve's Mom - Nicky Sitler Little Stevie - Veronica Lodge Andrews Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Will'm the F'in Conqueror "Chase" from "Midnight Experss" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder #podcast #comedy #thanksgiving #family #awkwardfamily #tourettes #tariff #tariffs #williamtheconqueror #archie #archiecomics #hunting #gathering #trapping #oddmeat #glueboard

    31 min
  8. S4 E5 - AI and the Great Replacement

    11/15/2025

    S4 E5 - AI and the Great Replacement

    Send us a text Back from their deportation, our hosts are again in Eccentric Ladyland Studios and welcome Adolph Inkster, who Steve met at a psychic's convention. Mr. Inkster is the creator of AI as well as the creator of the Great Replacement Theory, and he explains how they are connected in ways we never wanted to know. The future looks bright for Mr. Inkster assuming he is not himself AI. Steve's stomach turns so badly he may not eat for a couple days. Jeff considers changing his last name. Johnny wound up getting the hiccups for several hours. Adolph Inkster - Eric Green Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Roman Salute "Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder #comedy #satire #politicalsatire #MAGA #AI #greatreplacement #epstein #immigrant #deportation

    23 min
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Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more.www.steveandjeff.com 

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  • Creator
    Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    159
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Steve & Jeff Show
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