The Therapy Crouch

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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 4 HR. AGO

    ‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers! Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle after one of Abbey’s old cameos comes to light…. With Glastonbury on the tip of everybody’s tongue, we give the verdict on whether or not you will see your favourite pair at the pyramid stage next year and some surprising shapes you might see Peter pulling out the bag Abbey reflects on her recent Agent Provocateur campaign and how she felt a responsibility to all women out there to show age is just a number! And hang around until the end where the gang discuss their everyday superpowers (SPOILER: It is not Abbey’s ability to cause an argument out of nothing) Enjoy! 00:00 Introduction 03:06 The "Big Coat" 07:05 Cameos 10:10 It’s All Gravy, Baby 14:03 The Wedding Planners 18:09 Glastonbury  23:01 Agent Provocateur 26:41 Catwoman 32:42 The Golden Years 37:18 Drop Us A Pin To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min

  2. 2 DAYS AGO

    Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30!  Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you thought you would have by the end of your 20s.  Peter also takes a trip down memory lane, when we receive a message from an old school flame of his who has fond memories of playing kiss chase with the big man around the school playground and whose son is looking to follow in Pete’s sizeable footsteps.  Changing lifestyles, friends, fashion and hangovers all come under the microscope on today’s episode so fear not if you have the dreaded big day lurking around the corner, we have got you covered! And stay tuned for the Agony Abs where we help a listener out whose partner is peeved at their pregnancy predicament! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to Abbey and Peter, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit  00:00 Intro 03:19 Sacred Snacks 08:51 Girls Night 12:10 Pitcher-Perfect 17:03 Old Flames 19:41 Flirty at 30! 24:28 Milestones 27:37 Family Matters 31:09 Home-based 34:43 All About the Confidence! 40:41 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

  3. NOV 14

    ‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are answering your questions in their usual chaotic style. Abbey gets real about one of her most embarrassing moments, while Pete shares some eye-opening stories from his footballing glory days, including the best atmosphere he’s ever played in! We also hear about what to do if you ever find yourself in a sober silent disco, and what our podcast power duo think of them… We also hear abbey reiterate her life mantra, “If it’s not a Hell Yeah, it’s a No!” and they discuss Pete’s favourite quote that has kept him going after some big nights out! And stay tuned until the end, where in a change of style Abbey has her very own version of Ask YOU Anything!! Enjoy this week’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro 04:00 Score! 08:45 Gladiators, Ready? 10:00 Under Pressure 14:33 Quote of the Day 22:10 One Night in Istanbul 25:09 Pete and Ross: Fashionistas 28:11 Great Gifts 30:16 Ask YOU Anything! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

  4. NOV 12

    Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the ranch but still very much reminiscing about some of the lovely surprises the big man has pulled out of the bag recently which has created some great vibes on the couch.  The gang reflect on their recent away day which saw the person living their best life as real life cattle ranchers - with Pete being crowned the ultimate Cowboy, and Abbey talks how much she has been enjoying the recent return of Yellowstone! We also hear about the couple’s recent trip to Italy and the more than magical experiences that they enjoyed - including Abbey discovering she has a hidden talent as a talker of equine… We also hear from an aggrieved listener who has a bone to pick with Abbey after believing she hates people within his profession, prompting a fierce response from the woman herself.  And stay tuned for the Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose hubby’s reaction to her recent birthday celebrations has left her feeling a bit down and out, as well as from a farmer who is fed up with waiting on his wife - don’t have a cow man! If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the podcast, click the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction  04:30 Yellowstone reflections 07:05 Wild Boars! 11:00 Airplane Ears 14:55 You’re Drunk. 21:19 It’s a Kind of Magic 28:28 Lyin Ab 31:28 Equestrian Experiences 42:44 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  5. NOV 7

    ‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are adjusting to life post Yellowstone and have managed to pry themselves away from their arse-less chaps and are back on Crouch Couch.  Abbey and Peter are back on track answering all the questions that you have been desperate for the pair to answer since their ranchy weekend away.  We discover just how Pete would behave in a Brewster’s Millions style scenario where he can only spend his new fortune on things beginning with P.  Abbey also gives advice to the girls out there struggling to find thigh high fitted boots when you have slender shanks.  We also discover Abbey and Peter’s top 5 celebs to get down the boozer in a dream scenario (cue Christopher Biggins, Elton John and another Big Willie) And stay tuned, as Abbey and Pete reveal why deep down, they are both a rather horny pair (spoiler alert: it’s not what you are thinking)  Enjoy this edition of, The Therapy Crouch #AMA! If you want to submit a question to the podcast, hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:04 Laughter is the Best Medicine 04:11 Brewster’s Millions 10:11 Go Outdoors 15:14 Cute Calves 19:13 Very Superstitious, Crouchy On The Pitch 23:37 Scully 24:52 Terrible Toothbrushes 27:12 I’m Horny, Horny Horny Horny To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  6. THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL

    NOV 5

    THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the boogie bus and back in the saddle as they prepare for their ultimate cowboy showdown.  Ahead of the hotly anticipated, epic return of Yellowstone on November 11th, The Therapy Crouch, in collaboration with Paramount+ UK and Ireland have got Abbey and Pete living their best ranch life and channeling their inner Beth and Rip! Peter, who has pulled out all the stops for Abbey’s big surprise, continues to go all out in helping Abbey fulfil her Yellowstone fantasy.  In this fun filled episode, you can expect plenty of horsing around, action packed challenges and some OUTRAGEOUS arse-less chaps.  It isn’t quite business as usual this week there are still lots of laughs, plenty of drama, and even some romance in the air!  A special thanks to Paramount+ UK and Ireland who helped make this whole experience possible, and if you want to be prepared for the epic return of Yellowstone this November 11th, don’t forget to sign up so you don’t miss a moment.  Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro 04:00 Ranch Life 10:00 Tacking Up! 16:48 Pete Lassoo  20:46 Back in the Bunkhouse 23:59 The Return of Yellowstone! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  7. OCT 31

    The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!

    The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! On today’s VERY SPECIAL edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take you one step closer to revealing all about just what went down on their big surprise trip away.  Although they still can’t reveal all, we hope this gives you a great indication of the absolute shenanigans to come!! Ever the professionals, Abbey and Peter do not want to leave any of you hanging and have taken time out their jam packed surprise trip to answer your questions! We hear Abbey’s attempts at giving herself a nickname, Peter trying to make himself less little tear and more big Rip and how the pair like to paint the town red when they visit Abbey’s hometown of Liverpool! Don’t forget to tune in next Tuesday where we will be revealing all the antics your favourite pair got up to on their weekend away…. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA! 00:00 Introduction 02:10 Trippin 04:27 The CLANCE! 09:09 Beth or Rip? 12:52 Perfect Prom 16:03 Livin it up in Liverpool 22:50 Keep it Cool 27:12 Party Tricks To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min

  8. OCT 29

    A Brand New Therapy Crouch Experience: Peter Pulls off the ULTIMATE Surprise! Part 1

    On today’s instalment of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, as Crouchy tries to finally shed his sh*t surprise giver moniker and blow Abbey completely off her feet.  Fans of the show will know that Crouchy isn’t known for his gift giving skills (monkey island, orange Chanel bag, indoor tree, the list goes on) however today he is a man with a plan. A plan to change this reputation Abbey has given him once and for all.  Join us today as we take a complete change of pace for the therapy crouch, and see just how well abbey reacts to the news that Pete has planned something behind her back and is revealing no information until our arrival - cue very a very stressed Abbey packing anything and everything she owns.  So join us as we hit the road for what is a totally new Therapy Crouch experience and hopefully the first of many!! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    134
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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