The Therapy Crouch

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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 58 MIN. AGO

    ‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!! Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids!  And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the pod - hit the link below!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit  00:00 Introduction  04:30 Surprise Success 08:02 Personal Preferences 11:29 Childhood Nostalgia 13:29 Car Cleanliness  19:17 Weekly Whine Club 28:14 Subscribe! 39:05 Double Standards 45:07 Bill Please 50:31 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    “Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days.  In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill! We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip.  And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS! If you want a question read out on Ask Us Anything, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:10 Great Guests 03:59 Ibrox 09:18 Ski Trip 13:46 Balancing Act 17:33 Parental Planning 19:24 Get Fit! 23:12 Hot Girl Fridays! 25:14 Dangling or Fixed? To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min

  3. JAN 14

    Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on.  As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with those post Christmas blues.  Abbey and Peter also discuss their recent holiday getaway during the Christmas period, and Abbey reveals just how she coped with her digital detox! And stick around for the agony abs where we hear from a fellow scouser whose native wit has landed her in hot water with a waiter! If you want to submit your agony ab to the gang, then hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit  00:00 Introduction 02:31 Happy Holidays 09:58 Cruisin for a Bruising 16:03 Rooters Will Find 21:28 Bookworms 26:01 January Blues  30:52 Emotional Documentaries  35:08 Agony Abs! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min

  4. JAN 9

    Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching.  Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted.  After a brief appearance of the weekly whine club, Abbey and Peter are on hand answering all the questions that have been on your mind over the festive period and into the new year!  Abbey and Peter are asked to reflect on their personal highlights of 2024 as well as their goals for 2025, and Abbey lifts the lid on who her favourite guest from her own smash hit podcast, Exhibit A, was last year.  We also have advice for a young listener whose plans at the perfect proposal have gone awry after the dreaded in-laws have got involved, and Abbey gives advice to a listener whose fear of flying is stopping her living her best life And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter curate the perfect tinder profile for one another - expect fireworks! If you want to submit a question to Ask Us Anything, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction 04:01 Pete’s New Bird 08:29 Fear of Flying 13:22 The Greatest Guest 15:39 Perfect Proposals 18:42 It Was A Very Good Year 23:53 Role Play 29:13 Perfect Pregnancies To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min

  5. JAN 7

    Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than UK power couple Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper! Joel is in his true comedic element on this episode so expect plenty of laughs as he tries to relive his first date with bombshell wife Hannah and how a bit of jet lag may have actually saved their marriage before it even took off.  We also get a lot more than we bargained for when they reveal what their mystery bonk beat would be (clue; you’ll never guess it) and Joel leaves Abbey and Peter in complete shock with his leaky nipple admission.  Joel and Hannah are also on hand for our hilarious Agony Ab section in which we hear from a listener who is already struggling to keep up with their New Year’s resolutions, as well as from a wife whose husband pretentious film taste is driving her to distraction.. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Introduction  08:30 It’s a bit Nippy 12:17 Home is Where the Heart is 18:04 Pod Life 21:35 Where it Began 30:19 Honeymoon Phase  37:41 Showbiz 42:03 Quickfire 01:00:34 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m

  6. 12/31/2024

    New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are wishing you a very happy New Year!! With it being the holidays it is only a mini podcast today however it is still filled with a lot of laughs and our trusty Agony Ab is still providing some much needed advice to the rest of the nation.  Can’t wait to hear from you all in the New Year and thank you for your continued support, and keeping Ross in a job! 00:00 Intro 05:35 New Year's Resolutions  15:06 Cultural Names 17:04 Smelly Shoes 18:04 Dinner Party Dilemmas To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min

  7. 12/24/2024

    Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!

    T’was the night before Christmas and yet your favourite couple are still in full content creation mode and have pulled out all the stops to bring a bit of festive cheer to the end of your year.  In this very special, festive edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete have donned their Christmas hats and are reflecting on what has been the best year of the podcast so far!  From Yellowstone specials, to some amazing guests, and some amazing listener messages - Abbey and Peter are discuss everything they’ve been thankful this year whilst still spreading that Christmas cheer.  We hear from listeners who have been inspired by Abbey’s love of animals to try and raise awareness, as well as one unfortunate dinner party host whose cheeky guest threatened to derail her Christmas meal.  Happy holidays to all our wonderful listeners and we hope you enjoy this fun filled festive special of The Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro  04:20 Pet Rescue 08:48 Copycats 11:09 What a Year! 22:23 Secret Santa 24:46 Greedy Guests 27:50 Happy Holidays! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min

  8. 12/19/2024

    ‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!! In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes.  The gang discuss the potential for Therapy Crouch on tour next year, as well as whether they have now been blacklisted from Prince Williams Christmas card list!! Ross also reveals his all time favourite nickname off one of the lads he used to work with, and Peter’s boring past times are exposed to the nation.  Stay tuned for this and much much more on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!  00:00 Intro  02:56 Ski Trip 07:46 Legs 11 10:42 Boys on Tour 14:59 Driving me CRAZY 22:17 Trivial Persuits 23:41 Hangover Days 27:19 Walking or Crawling 31:02 David’s DEAD?! 34:28 Remember my Name Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    150
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
  • Show Website
    The Therapy Crouch

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