The Therapy Crouch

Marvellous
  • 4.8 (63)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY
The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

    2D AGO

    “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits… Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces. Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.) If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off. ⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate. ⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters. ⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut? ⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?” ⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident. ⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn… ⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever. ⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual. ⏳ 27:50 – Signing off! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min
  2. Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

    4D AGO

    Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it. From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths. Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit Oslo Skin Lab: https://www.osloskinlab.co.uk/products/the-solution-collagen?campcode=TSIFMEA0925UKO&utm_source=Instagram%20&utm_medium=Influencer&utm_content=IG_influencer&utm_campaign=TSIFMEA0925UKO_AbbeyClancy6030 📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special 📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown 📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious? 📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate 📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!) 📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards 📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it? 📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home? 📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift? 📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep 📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  3. Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

    MAR 20

    Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special! From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles. We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate). Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate. Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?" 07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly 16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather" 20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game 28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  4. Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    MAR 18

    Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful. From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip. Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debate whether they should just move to the mountains forever. Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in Agony Abs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons? If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, this episode is for you. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief. 00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits. 00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown 00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter 00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey. 00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains. 00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories 00:42:26 – Final thoughts To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  5. Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    MAR 13

    Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special! From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names.  Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback? And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself… If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge 06:06 – Baby name wars 14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories 20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues! 25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min
  6. The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    MAR 11

    The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling. With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner. Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis. And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating? If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00:00 – Intro 00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39 00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable 00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first 00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship? 00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship 00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’ 00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis 00:42:15 – Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?! 00:47:12 – Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating… 00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying 00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction? To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 3m
  7. Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

    MAR 6

    Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions. From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch! And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag. Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA 04:15 – An outrageous question! 10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter 17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple 23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s 29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships 35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought 42:10 – Agony Abs 48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story 54:55 – Marriage advice 1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words 1:08:40 – what’s coming next! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min
  8. What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

    MAR 4

    What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch. The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground. Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads.  Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever. Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 - Intro 06:05 – How BINGE! was born. 08:45 – One Show appearance gone wrong… 10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession. 15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary. 24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids 30:24 – School-gate politics. 35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching? 38:11 – The great bedtime battle. 44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy. 46:08 – The walnut fertility hack. 48:45 – Final thoughts. To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min
See All (169)

Trailer

Hosts & Guests

4.8
out of 5
63 Ratings

About

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    169
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
  • Show Website
    The Therapy Crouch

More From Marvellous

You Might Also Like

Content Restricted

This episode can’t be played on the web in your country or region.

To listen to explicit episodes, sign in.

Stay up to date with this show

Sign in or sign up to follow shows, save episodes, and get the latest updates.
Select a country or region

Africa, Middle East, and India

Asia Pacific

Europe

Latin America and the Caribbean

The United States and Canada