The Therapy Crouch

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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    ‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!! In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes.  The gang discuss the potential for Therapy Crouch on tour next year, as well as whether they have now been blacklisted from Prince Williams Christmas card list!! Ross also reveals his all time favourite nickname off one of the lads he used to work with, and Peter’s boring past times are exposed to the nation.  Stay tuned for this and much much more on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!  00:00 Intro  02:56 Ski Trip 07:46 Legs 11 10:42 Boys on Tour 14:59 Driving me CRAZY 22:17 Trivial Persuits 23:41 Hangover Days 27:19 Walking or Crawling 31:02 David’s DEAD?! 34:28 Remember my Name Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min

  2. 4 DAYS AGO

    The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!

    On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic crouch style to an almost all nighter!  But fear not, your favourite comedy couple have dusted themselves down and braved the record today to reflect on how to keep your Christmas spark alive even if it’s the last thing you want to do! Although Christmas can be one of the most magical times of year, it can also be one of the toughest, from missing loved ones no longer with us, to feeling the pressure to get everything perfect - Crimbo ain’t always all it’s cracked up to be. That’s why Abbey and Pete are giving you their top tips on how to achieve a little bit of festive fun, no matter your situation.  We also hear from a listener whose boss’ halitosis has left them dreading any mistletoe moments, as well as from a hubby who can’t keep his hands out the advent calendar!!  And stick around for one of our more poignant messages of the series so far where a listener who has found themself in a really difficult situation has found the therapy crouch as their greatest comfort.  Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!  To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min

  3. DEC 12

    Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey exposes Peter’s surprising love of a high denier ‘leg warmer’ when strolling around the golf course.  In a fun twist of events, Therapy Crouch superfan Auntie Fran get’s in touch admitting she can’t get Peter Andre and Luke Evans off the brain since seeing Abbey’s recent Exhibit A interviews Pete is also on hand to give some advice on stopping yourself from pooing on the pitch, however if you do find yourself in this position then fear not as Abbey has your stain remover covered! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro 05:49 Peter’s Putters 14:49 Auntie Fran, Superfan 20:13 Vanishing Stains 23:17 Sign WHAT?! 29:21 Nostalgia 32:25 Fame! 34:46 Love on the Rocks 38:43 Nice Tatts To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min

  4. DEC 10

    Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect

    On today’s episode of Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa after has what been a whirlwind week as their countdown to Christmas continues.  After recently finding herself rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty on Exhibit A, Abbey is giving the lowdown on how to play it cool when deep down you are MAJORLY fan girling.  We also get the lowdown on how the Scouse Christmas party went down in the Crouchy household and Abbey reveals a very embarrassing secret about the double gifted hoody she bought for Crouch and Geoff this year.  We also hear from one of our listeners whose child’s selective hearing has gotten them into some hot water this week and hang around for the agony abs where Abbey and Peter have some words of wisdom for a lucky in love girlfriend who is just dying to drop the L bomb! Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Introduction 07:11 Weekly Whines 10:52 You’re So VEIN! 17:37 Conversations & Selective Hearing 21:32 Television Nostalgia 24:06 Childhood Memories 26:25 Happy Holidays 33:18 Doghouse 41:36 Party Planning 46:13 Agony Abs 47:27 Parenthood Challenges To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 7m

  5. DEC 6

    Pizza Crouch

    On today’s episode, brought to you by Ninja Outdoor, Abbey and Pete welcome a very special guest onto the therapy couch… Pete’s ‘podcast husband’ Chris Stark. Chris talks food, love languages, sock power plays and his hunt for the perfect slice of pizza - which Abbey believes she’s already found. Plus, Abbey finds time to set Chris and Pete to work in the garden, as they use the Ninja Outdoor Electric Oven to make her favourite food. To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  6. DEC 5

    ‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat answering all your burning questions! Abbey and Peter come to the rescue for a listener who is in need of some Therapy Crouch SOS help as she is stuck for suggestions on where to take her boyfriend for his upcoming big birthday bash in London, and we hear from a very angry listener who is totally fed up at turning up to family events only to be disappointed with the selection of sandwhiches on offer!! The gang also ponder some of life’s bigger questions such as how planes stay in the air, how boats stay afloat and whether Abbey could face the prospect of never going on holiday again! Ross also gains an unwanted nickname this week from a listener who can’t sleep at night without wondering just what Ross’ job was before he became a ‘top class podcast content creator’ and Abbey gives a sneak peak into Christmas morning in the Crouchy/Clance household Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA! 00:00 Introduction 02:31 Woke Nonsense 08:04 Surprise, Surprise 11:52 Happy Birthday 14:41 Secret Crush 17:17 It’s Me (hols) or the Dog 19:45 Crouch’s Christmas 24:29 Cool Careers 29:25 Delicious Deserts To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  7. DEC 3

    (Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter’s festive feelings are still in full swing as they discuss how to perfect the Christmas party season However, before the they reveal their top tips on not getting sacked during the office night out, Peter has a very bold new look that he would like to hear all your opinions on - is he giving Tom Selleck vibes?! Aside from the bold new look, Abbey and Peter are giving their attention to the Christmas party season and how to nail it without finding a P45 in your pigeon hole the following Monday! From party planning and preparation to life quotes that change your life - Abbey and Peter don’t pull any punches when it comes to nailing this season’s festive period.  And, in Agony Ab section, we hear from a woman who is struggling to pass gas in her new relationship, and from a woman who’s found love in the most unlikely of locations.  Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!  00:00 Intro 05:37 Deck the Halls 08:24 Domestic Dynamics  12:17 New Podcast Set 17:26 Body Image  21:07 Emotive Emojis 24:40 Harry Potter 32:28 Party Planning  42:05 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr

  8. NOV 28

    Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!

    Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!  On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, a big change is officially announced and Abbey couldn’t be much more excited about it! But fear not, aside from the big news, we are still here to answer all your questions that you have been dying to get answers to over the past 7 days.  Pete discusses how he was able to navigate the tricky transition period that is retirement and how he managed to go from being pitch side full time to at home with Abbey 24/7….. We also come to the rescue of a dear listener who is currently in desperate need of cheering up and in need of some of your favourite pair’s top literature, TV and film recommendations!! Sam, one of our regular contributors, has also been back in touch with one of Abbey’s favourite hypothetical scenarios and Abbey is on hand to give advice on where to get the best equestrian clothing this side of the M25 And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter agree to use their celebrity influence to try and get one of our listener’s favourite Christmas products back on the shelves!! All this and more only on, The Therapy Crouch! 00:05 Intro 04:44 Tom Hardy 09:24 OA-Pete 14:49 Sink or Swim 17:11 Up the Duff 22:59 Talking Pony 30:00 Eggnog 33:03 Yeehaw To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    143
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
  • Show Website
    The Therapy Crouch

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