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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

    2 DAYS AGO

    50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special! Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day. In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism. Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything! I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Intro 01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience 04:53 – The Blur documentary 08:04 – True or false headlines 13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?! 15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce 18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend? 24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying 26:35 – Household chores 28:10 – Bed making 30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience 34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  2. Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

    4 DAYS AGO

    Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force.  Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling. The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards.  Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language? If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit  EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! 00:00 Introduction 04:22 Balancing Boundaries 07:03 Staying Sober 13:17 Keeping Creative 16:46 ADHD 20:43 Weekly Whine Club 24:59 The Truth Hurts 32:47 Book Club 37:39 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  3. ‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

    FEB 14

    ‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?! Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories. And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter….  I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Intro 06:34 First Impressions 09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories 12:48 Social med 22:31Agony Abs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min

  4. FEB 11

    Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday.  Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe.  We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly.  In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit  00:00 Introduction 05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters 11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts 18:31 Love Around the World 22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend 26:32 Social Media Parenting 32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and Flirting To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  5. Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

    FEB 6

    Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

    On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!! The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment.  The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy!  And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around…  If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA, hit the link below!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction 04:14 True Romance  07:41 Underated Undies 11:37 Online Dating 13:29 Managing Morning Sickness 15:02 Wikifeet  19:02 Travelling with Kids 23:18 (Not So) Gentle Parenting To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  6. ‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

    FEB 4

    ‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics! In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice! We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day! And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted!  If you want to submit an Agony Ab, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Intro 03:12 Family 05:31 Weekly Whine Club 08:17 Coffee Culture 14:30 Apres Abbey 20:06 Style over Substance 23:55 Chinese New Year 28:58 Agony Abs To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  7. ‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

    JAN 30

    ‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days! We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse.  Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals  And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streets If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA - hit the link below!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 Introduction  06:34 Super Ally 09:37 Telly picks 12:45 Makeup tips 14:45 Walking Tall 18:11 Would You Rather 20:41 Epidural Please 23:37 Cool Cars To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  8. ‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees

    JAN 28

    ‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting!  Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes!  As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days.  The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship! And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmark If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 04:53 Fashionistas! 06:02 Double Denim 09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh 14:09 Birthday Bonanza 16:47 Abbey’s Addictions 23:32 January Roundup 26:21 Boring Brother Texts 32:28Situationships 37:28 Honeymoon Bliss 43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    159
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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