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Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.

  1. |Thir13en Ghosts (2001): The Most Underrated Haunted House?

    6D AGO

    |Thir13en Ghosts (2001): The Most Underrated Haunted House?

    Send Us Your Scares! This week, Ambrose and Jessica step into Cyrus Kriticos's glass house of horrors to break down Thir13en Ghosts (2001). They tackle the wild Black Zodiac lore, the practical effects masterclass behind those twelve ghosts, and the question that splits horror fans down the middle — is this movie a glorious mess, or a misunderstood cult classic? Leave a review 👉🏻 https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Our Newsletter 👉🏻  https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Episode Breakdown The bisection death scene and the practical body gag that put this movie on every horror top-ten listWhy the Angry Princess, the Jackal, and the Torso are still some of the best ghost designs ever put to filmMatthew Lillard chewing scenery as Dennis vs. Tony Shalhoub's grounded sad dad performanceThe grief metaphor hiding under all the glass, gore, and chaos — plus the rumored TV series in the worksThe Dead Letter Want more horror in your inbox every month? Sign up for The Dead Letter, our free horror newsletter companion to TheTHINGaboutFilms. Each edition features five recurring sections: Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It's the perfect way to keep the horror conversation going between episodes. Sign up at https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Sign-off Thanks for hanging out in the crypt with us this week, horror fam. If you dug the episode, hit follow, drop us a rating, and share it with the friend who still won't admit they were terrified of the Jackal as a kid. The Dead Letter newsletter is waiting for you — Jessica, take it home. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it." Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    48 min
  2. |Dolly (2025): The Doll-Masked Killer You Can't Unsee

    MAY 8

    |Dolly (2025): The Doll-Masked Killer You Can't Unsee

    Send Us Your Scares! Ambrose and Jessica head into the woods for Dolly (2025), Rod Blackhurst's nasty backwoods nightmare about a giant masked woman who doesn't want to kill you — she wants to keep you. We break down the brutal cold open, the nursery from hell, and the ending that flips the whole movie on its head. Leave a review 👉🏻 https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Our Newsletter 👉🏻  https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Episode Breakdown Why the opening shovel scene tells you exactly what kind of movie you're in forThe nursery, the crib, and the genuinely unsettling thing Dolly actually wants from MacyMax the Impaler's performance and how that doll mask does so much heavy liftingWhere the script slips, the Texas Chainsaw shadow it walks in, and that ring shot at the endThe Dead Letter 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻 Want more horror between episodes? Sign up for our free monthly newsletter, The Dead Letter — the official companion to the podcast. Every issue brings you Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It's everything we're obsessed with, packed straight into your inbox. Thanks for hanging out in the crypt with us. If you had fun, follow the show, leave us a review, and tell a friend who loves a good doll-mask nightmare. New episodes drop every Friday. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it." Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    38 min
  3. |Good Boy (2025) Ending Explained: Does The Dog Die?

    MAY 1

    |Good Boy (2025) Ending Explained: Does The Dog Die?

    Send Us Your Scares! This week we're breaking down Good Boy (2025), the seventy-thousand-dollar indie horror that out-grossed The Rock at the box office and won its golden retriever a real acting award against actual humans. We dig into whether the monster is real, why this movie is secretly a grief story, and which one of us would survive moving into a haunted family farmhouse. (Spoiler: Jessica is Todd. We're sorry, Jessica.) Leave a review 👉🏻 https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Our Newsletter 👉🏻  https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Episode Breakdown Ben Leonberg shot the entire movie at nineteen inches off the ground using his own dog Indy, his own house, and four hundred shooting daysThe Kuleshov effect, ADR'd dog whines, and the wild fact that Indy was never actually scared in a single frameThe lantern reveal in the bedroom, the dog skeleton in the basement, and the ending that's been wrecking horror fans for weeksIs the monster real, or is it just what dying looks like to a dog who has no words for it? The Dead Letter Want more horror in your inbox? The Dead Letter is our free monthly newsletter and the perfect companion to the podcast. Every issue gives you Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. Sign up at our website and we'll meet you in your inbox once a month. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it.” Thanks for hanging out with us this week. If you liked the show, hit subscribe, leave us a review, and tell a friend who can't watch a movie without checking if the dog dies first. We see you. Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    54 min
  4. |Demons (1985): The Movie That Makes Horror Contagious

    APR 24

    |Demons (1985): The Movie That Makes Horror Contagious

    Send Us Your Scares! What if watching a horror movie was the thing that got you killed? That's the question at the heart of Demons, the 1985 Italian splatter classic from Lamberto Bava and Dario Argento — and Ambrose and Jessica are here to make the case that this film invented meta-horror a full decade before anyone gave it credit. Leave a review 👉🏻 https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Our Newsletter 👉🏻  https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Episode Breakdown: Ambrose argues that Demons beat Wes Craven's New Nightmare to the "horror-as-infection" concept by ten years — and he's not wrongThe hosts break down Geretta Geretta's iconic demon transformation, which was entirely improvised and ended up setting the physical blueprint for every demon in the filmJessica and Ambrose go deep on the practical effects — glowing demon eyes made from street sign material, teeth pushed out by mechanical fangs, and a spine-bursting scene straight out of a fever dreamCoffin ratings are in: Ambrose lands at four and a half, Jessica goes full five — and makes a pretty convincing argument for why the unexplained stuff is actually the point. The Dead Letter is our free monthly horror newsletter, and it's the perfect companion to the show. Each issue includes Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It goes out once a month and it's completely free to subscribers. Thanks for listening to TheTHINGaboutFilms. If you're enjoying the show, subscribing and leaving a review goes a long way — it helps more horror fans find us, and we genuinely appreciate every single one. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it." Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    44 min
  5. |X (2022): The Slasher That's Also a Masterclass

    APR 10

    |X (2022): The Slasher That's Also a Masterclass

    Send Us Your Scares! It's 1979. A film crew rolls up to a Texas farmhouse to shoot an adult movie, and the ancient couple who owns the place has some... strong feelings about that. Ti West's X is a gonzo slasher wrapped around a genuinely sharp argument about desire, aging, and who gets to be seen. Ambrose and Jessica break down why this one hit so much harder than anyone expected. Leave a review 👉🏻 https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Our Newsletter 👉🏻  https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Swift Energy Discount Code: SAVE25OFF Episode Breakdown: Mia Goth plays both Maxine and Pearl — two women at opposite ends of desire — and somehow makes you terrified of one and heartbroken for the otherThe crew dissects the famous alligator kill, which West built using multiple practical puppets in a full Jaws-style production nightmareThe hosts debate whether the film critiques society's discomfort with elderly sexuality or quietly reinforces itAmbrose rates it four and a half coffins, Jessica holds firm at four — and they both agree the lawnmower scene is exactly the right amount of unhinged The Dead Letter: Want more horror between episodes? The Dead Letter is the free monthly newsletter from TheTHINGaboutFilms. Every issue comes packed with five sections: Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It's horror content you actually want in your inbox. Sign-off: Thanks for listening — if you're enjoying the show, a subscribe or review goes a long way. We'll see you next week with something else that'll mess you up. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it." Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    46 min
  6. |Late Night with the Devil: Would YOU Keep the Cameras Rolling?

    APR 3

    |Late Night with the Devil: Would YOU Keep the Cameras Rolling?

    Send Us Your Scares! It's Halloween 1977, and a desperate late-night host named Jack Delroy has booked the worst possible lineup for a live special. A psychic, a smug debunker, a parapsychologist, and a possibly-possessed teenage girl walk into a TV studio — and the ratings start climbing. Ambrose and Jessica break down why Late Night with the Devil (2023) is so much more than a horror gimmick, and why the scariest thing on screen isn't the demon. Leave a Review - https://the-thing-about-films.beam.ly/review Newsletter - https://deadletter-m8dfsqxm.manus.space Episode Breakdown Ambrose and Jessica dig into David Dastmalchian performance and why the whole movie collapses without him.They unpack the film's two valid endings — Faustian bargain or grief-broken man — and why the movie refuses to pick one.The survival check gets real: Jessica changes the channel immediately, and Ambrose fully admits he'd keep the cameras rolling.Both hosts land on five out of five coffins — and yes, one of them was surprised by the other's rating. The Dead Letter If you want to go even deeper into the horror, our free monthly newsletter The Dead Letter has you covered. Each issue comes packed with five sections:  Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It's the perfect companion to the show and it lands right in your inbox every month. Sign-off Thanks for hanging out with us for this one — Late Night with the Devil is a film that earns every bit of its reputation, and we hope you go watch it immediately if you haven't. Subscribe, leave us a review, and come find us on social at TheTHINGaboutFilms. "And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it." Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    47 min
  7. |The Hills Have Eyes (2006): The Remake That Hits Harder Than the Original?

    MAR 27

    |The Hills Have Eyes (2006): The Remake That Hits Harder Than the Original?

    Send Us Your Scares! Ambrose and Jessica climb into the irradiated wasteland of Alexandre Aja's 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes, and come out the other side genuinely changed. From the Scottish cannibal legend that started it all to the most brutal trailer attack in modern horror, this episode breaks down why this remake might be one of the most important horror films of the 2000s. Episode Breakdown: Ambrose and Jessica trace the film's DNA all the way back to the 17th-century legend of Sawney Bean — and the real historical mirror that caught Wes Craven's attention.They dig into the punishing Morocco shoot: 130-degree heat, foam latex melting off actors' faces, and a fake American gas station that real drivers kept pulling into for fuel.The trailer attack sequence gets a full breakdown. Including why the unrated cut changes the entire psychology of the scene.Ambrose gives it five coffins. Jessica holds firm at four. The debate is exactly as heated as you'd expect. Want more horror than one episode can hold? The Dead Letter is our free monthly horror newsletter built to go deeper. Each issue features Anatomy of a Scene, Cutting Room Floor, Casting Shadows, Whispers in the Dark, and Summoning Soon. It's a whole extra layer for horror fans who can't get enough. And the best part it's absolutely Free, and you can cancel anytime you want if you don't like it. No hard feelings. Thanks for surviving this one with us. And if you're still showing up every week, do us a favor and hit subscribe. It helps more than you know. Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    1 hr
  8. |Christine (1983) — John Carpenter's Demon Engine Still Purrs

    MAR 20

    |Christine (1983) — John Carpenter's Demon Engine Still Purrs

    Send Us Your Scares! She's patient. She's possessive. And she remembers everyone who ever wronged her. This week Ambrose and Jessica take a wrench to John Carpenter's 1983 cult classic Christine — the story of a 1958 Plymouth Fury that gets possessed, hunts down bullies, and looks incredible doing it. But there's a lot more going on under that cherry red paint than a killer car movie. This one is about obsession, toxic masculinity, the dark side of American car culture, and what happens when a bullied kid gets handed a two-ton weapon and decides to use it. Plus — the real-life curse of James Dean's Little Bastard, the MPAA ratings battle that forced Bill Phillips to go back and stuff F-bombs into a finished script, and why Stephen King calling this movie boring is a fundamental misread of how cinema works. What We Cover Why Carpenter took this job as a deliberate career rescue mission after The Thing flopped — and the wild parallel to Arnie buying a junkerHow the entire ghost mythology from King's novel got ripped out and rebuilt from scratch — and why Ambrose will die on that hillThe casting battle over Scott Baio, Brooke Shields, and Kevin Bacon — and how Keith Gordon ended up being the perfect choiceArnie's wardrobe transformation as a masterclass in visual storytellingThe "Show Me" regeneration scene: three weeks, hydraulic pumps, an upside-down camera, and the debris problem that almost blew the illusionTerry Leonard driving a flaming two-ton car down a dark highway through a painted-black windshield with a millimeter-wide slit to see throughChristine's radio as her only voice — and why the sound design is criminally underratedThe MPAA ratings problem: not enough blood, so they added profanityJames Dean's Little Bastard — the real-world cursed car legend that gives this film its lingering chill Support the show EPISODES FM - _https://episodes.fm/1809836198?view=apps&sort=popularity Swift - https://www.swiftenergy.gg/products/tropicrush?ref=svalxxsi Facebook Group Page - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1263899825130479 Blue Sky - https://bsky.app/profile/thethingaboutfilms.bsky.social Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thethingaboutfilms/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=TheTHINGaboutFilms&t=1754605765379 X - https://x.com/thingaboutfilms?s=21

    50 min
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Are you the one your friends turn to for horror recommendations? Do you have a running list of the best practical effects? Then you're one of us. The THING about Films is your weekly sanctuary for all things horror. We review the new, revere the classics, and unearth the hidden gems of the genre. From the goriest body horror to the quietest ghost story, no subgenre is off-limits. This is more than a podcast; it's a community for those who truly love to be scared.

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  • Creator
    Ambrose & Jessica
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    42
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 The Thing about Films
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