The Timewaster 9000

Timewaster 9000 Productions

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

  1. Atlanta Highlander

    2d ago

    Atlanta Highlander

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits a local favorite: Atlanta Highlander! Join us as we talk about favorite strategies, funny Dark Depths stories, and try (and fail) to do math. Atlanta Highlander rules & banlist here: https://www.tumblr.com/atlantahighlander Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 27m
  2. LAMP Control

    May 26

    LAMP Control

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew ventures into the horrifying unknown. A world uncharted: building a Commander deck. Join us as we sit down to build around a community suggestion, and argue about whether or not Mishra's Bauble does anything, what commanders actually draw aggro, and whether or not a deck is a Portcullis deck. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 37m
  3. The Tappedout Deep Dive

    May 19

    The Tappedout Deep Dive

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew goes BACK TO THE PAST...by visiting a regularly updated website. Join us as we explore old FNM decks that can't win a game, pauper brews older than some of your friends, and Miller changing his shirt. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 36m
  4. Where Do We Put These

    May 12

    Where Do We Put These

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is back again to talk about cards we just CANNOT find a home for. Tune in to hear us chat about fringe playables, unplayables, and a LOT about Pokemon VGC. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 18m
  5. Old vs New

    May 5

    Old vs New

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is asking the age old question: is new thing bad? Join us as we talk about Old Frame Theory, cards that do too much, cards that don't do enough, and the hit PBS animated series Cyberchase. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 55m
  6. The Secrets of Strixhaven Awards

    Apr 29

    The Secrets of Strixhaven Awards

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is going back to back to school. We've got some awards to give to our FAVORITE cards from Secrets of Strixhaven. Tune in to hear us chat about super seniors, cards that we're definitely falling for, and much more. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 20m
  7. Getting Resourceful

    Apr 21

    Getting Resourceful

    Are lands bad? Does mana screw and mana flood make Magic the worst game ever? Would it be really easy to have an orangutan as a pet? All these questions and more are answered by the Timewaster 9000 crew as we dive head first in the things we love and hate about the resource systems of every card game we've given a try. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 26m
  8. These Decks Sucked

    Apr 14

    These Decks Sucked

    Miller and Alex have been playing Magic: the Gathering for years, and in that time they've played more than their fair share of horrible, unlovable decks. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew today to hear about playing at the worst game store ever, decks that can't win a game, and going to time in game one. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 35m
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About

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

Information

  • Creator
    Timewaster 9000 Productions
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alex Brooks 2025
  • Show Website
    The Timewaster 9000

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