The Timewaster 9000

Timewaster 9000 Productions

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

  1. Cards That Need Some Love

    2D AGO

    Cards That Need Some Love

    Miller and Alex celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day in their own special way, by showing love to cards that don't get it as much anymore. Tune in to see the gang talk about bad midrange decks, cards with too many words on them, and the horrible original printed text of Oubliette. Find all of our links here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community discord! https://discord.com/invite/wBN7jVgFcm Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/PedUN80oaAk

    1h 25m
  2. Our Fan Formats

    2D AGO

    Our Fan Formats

    The gang is stuck in the computer, so why not look around the world wide web at our favorite home-made ways to play Magic? Miller and Alex go through several formats of their own design, talking about decklists and fun tournaments in the process. Tune in to hear about budget formats, rule warping formats, and one that really cares about what year you were born. Atlanta Highlander Decklist Database: https://moxfield.com/users/AtlantaHighlanderDB Halfsies Decklist Compendium + Banlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y2-XarZ3duFHrX3mxmNsKTYejP2nIPlIRsjjXMRLS9A/edit?usp=sharing C/UC Decklist Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PtGdfaQ8vUnCn4VA4NWCQLDtcggA577TmkduU7DAMlU/edit?usp=sharing C/UC Banlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14Zil413Il6xh2wZIhqxULV-C2OhpnTGTClS7TPf0wVU/edit?usp=sharing Find all our social media here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our Community Discord: https://discord.com/invite/wBN7jVgFcm Watch the video episode here: https://youtu.be/kXzYoQVQnrY

    1h 36m
  3. Ranking the Sets of 2025

    JAN 29

    Ranking the Sets of 2025

    The crew is back to talk about everything that came out in 2025, and since we're disgusting little piggies who love to dig around in the mud, we're presenting it as a TIER LIST!! Join Miller and Alex as we talk about Magic sets that actually have real Magic cards in them, guys in high-vis vests, Uncle Iroh in Smite, and talk sincerely and honestly about what the worst Magic set of all time is. Find all our socials and links at our website! https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here! https://youtu.be/pbB-FKQXSUk

    2 hr
  4. Art Critics

    JAN 21

    Art Critics

    Join Miller and Alex for a delightful dive into the dizzying highs and horrifying lows of Magic: the Gathering art. The crew has become more sophisticated than ever, so tune in to hear our opinions on Phil Foglio, Rebecca Guay, and pictures of Iron Man. Find all of our social medias here: https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/LbFLseMFbjA

    1h 3m
  5. The Lorwyn Eclipsed Awards

    JAN 13

    The Lorwyn Eclipsed Awards

    LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad. Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good, getting way too high, and Oko's print. Find everywhere we post on our website: https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/SNIzgOf2EBg

    1h 13m
  6. Emergency Draft

    JAN 7

    Emergency Draft

    Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards? Join the crew as we talk about how to get out of paying for urgent care, unethical hoops, and a returning fan-favorite segment. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/2IfesScjocQ

    1h 15m
  7. Heroes & Villains

    12/31/2025

    Heroes & Villains

    Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underdogs, to the format-warping megalomaniacs, every deck finds a home somewhere on the spectrum. Join us as we talk about the MH2 Pitch Elementals on the court, some funny Settle the Wreckage stories, and trying to figure out why all Merfolk players are like that. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/ibgmbezACdw

    1h 49m
  8. Magical Christmas Land

    12/23/2025

    Magical Christmas Land

    Ho ho ho, etc. Miller and Alex hop feet first into the spirit of giving with an episode about elves, Gruul cards, and some gifts given as well. Cozy up by the fire and listen to some stories about Alex buying cards for too much money, people dying to draft rares, and maybe Miller being a little too aggressive at a pauper weekly. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ya7UPEw-5K8

    1h 26m
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A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

Information

  • Creator
    Timewaster 9000 Productions
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alex Brooks 2025
  • Show Website
    The Timewaster 9000