The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

Episodes

  1. TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

    6D AGO

    TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

    The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xp Robert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner. The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be competing against normal news for an Olympic gold medal in curling. A French hospital had to be evacuated after a WWI artillery shell was found in his butt. https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifestyle/hospital-evacuated-after-8-inch-wwi-artillery-shell-discovered-in-patients-butt Florida Man® was arrested for f*****g a vacuum cleaner in public. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958 A drunk Florida Man® was arrested on DUI charges after driving while his car was on fire. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-accused-driving-car-fire-arrested-dui-charges-deputies/70129240 Florida Man® got high on Fentanyl, jerked off outside of his home, then took a piss and jumped into a canal. https://margatetalk.com/fentanyl-fueled-indecent-exposure-canal-arrest-margate-48568 A Denver family has placed the responsibility of giving their parents grandchildren solely on the least f****d up sibling. https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-f****d-up-sibling/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    51 min
  2. TTB304: Sea Nymph Wannabe

    FEB 2

    TTB304: Sea Nymph Wannabe

    The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond. Random Shit The weather has been terrible. Alexa+ is terrible. This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/ Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/ Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/government-employees-caught-using-masks-of-colleagues-to-trick-facial-recognition-skip-work-3294629/ Florida Man® was busted for battery by ketchup packet. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891 Anxiety experts recommend sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs. https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    56 min
  3. TTB303: Nasal Nutrition

    JAN 19

    TTB303: Nasal Nutrition

    The Two Bobs episode 303 for Monday, January 19, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Grampa’s Apple Pie from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mO3Ow Robert nursed a Prophecies from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/pV71Y Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your walrus penis. This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck! Someone stole a New Jersey restaurant’s walrus penis, and they’d like it back. https://www.nj.com/food/2026/01/beloved-walrus-penis-stolen-from-nj-cheesesteak-icon-owner-is-blubbering-mad.html A woman in India filed a complaint against her husband after discovering he had concealed the fact that he was bald. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-files-complaint-against-husband-because-he-concealed-the-fact-that-he-was-bald.html A Virginia woman eats all her food—including steak and omelets—by snorting it through her nose. https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/health/virginia-woman-snorts-her-food-from-omelettes-to-steak-despite-risks/ An “Are you dead?” app designed for people living alone, is topping the charts in China. https://www.dexerto.com/tech/are-you-dead-app-designed-for-people-living-alone-surges-to-number-1-in-china-3303478/ Archaeologists recently discovered that the D.C. Capitol was once used for legislating. https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    55 min
  4. TTB302: Meat Market Exposure

    JAN 12

    TTB302: Meat Market Exposure

    The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MX Robert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1Vd Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck. This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive purposes. Florida Man® took his clothes off, naturally, and robbed a meat market. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.html Another Florida Man®, while working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, attacked a Publix manager with the tripod from his donation kettle. It appears this one kept his clothes on. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-steven-scott-pavlik-salvation-army-bell-ringer-attacks-publix-stuart-manager-in-martin-county/ A Kentucky man watched his ex give birth, then stole her car from the hospital parking lot. https://townflex.com/man-watches-ex-give-birth-then-allegedly-drives-off-in-her-car-from-hospital/ Yet another Florida Man® is suing Outback Steakhouse after a restroom toilet shattered beneath him. We were just as surprised as you were….that people still eat at Outback Steakhouse. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/12/26/central-florida-man-sues-outback-steakhouse-says-toilet-shattered-beneath-him/ A recent—and totally legitimate—study found that 93% of murders are solved by the consulting the victim’s pet parrot. https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    55 min
  5. TTB301: Christmas Log

    12/22/2025

    TTB301: Christmas Log

    The Two Bobs episode 301 for Monday, December 22, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Candy Cane Nitro Stout from Left Hand. https://untp.beer/pDm0X Robert nursed a Christmas Snow Salad from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/mv44M Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll have you delivered to prison by drone. Rob was force fed Thanksgiving Oreos. Nasty! It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa, where you get to listen to us open presents. It only happens once a year; you’ll be fine. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been busy intercepting kayaks off the coast of Venezuela. According to government sources, they were full of narcotics and heading straight for Florida. “Tió de Nadal” is a Spanish tradition that can go ahead and stay in Spain. https://www.mentalfloss.com/holidays/christmas/tio-de-nadal-poop-tradition Authorities in South Carolina intercepted a drone delivering crab legs, Old Bay seasoning and weed to prison inmates. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/authorities-intercept-drone-carrying-steak-crab-legs-weed-for-prison-inmates-steak-old-bay-seasoning-marlboro-incident-shocking-images-arrests-unknown-dinner-early-holiday-plans-lee-correctional-institution-machine-ai-remote-control-contraband Joe Flacco’s wife dresses as a giant football to spice things up in the bedroom. Hopefully he’s better at scoring there than he is on the field. https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 19m
  6. TTB300: Phenomenal Beer Memory

    12/15/2025

    TTB300: Phenomenal Beer Memory

    The Two Bobs episode 300 for Monday, December 15, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Three Scrooges from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/Q0N6a Robert nursed a Cherries Jubilee Quad from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/474bc3ebab Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll sell your armpit pics on the internet. To celebrate episode 300, we had a few surprise guests on the show. It was a surprise to them too! This week’s CRAZY NEWS flips coins better than the President. Apparently armpit porn is one of the most popular fetishes of 2025. We must be running out of other weird shit to fantasize over. https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/04/pit-porn-one-requested-fetishes-year-saltier-better-25100673/ A Virginia raccoon got drunk, trashed a liquor store, and was later found passed out on the bathroom floor. https://people.com/viral-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-releases-3-cocktails-inspired-by-its-boozy-visitor-11864263 A man in Ohio accidentally sent meth through a bank drive-through tube. https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/ohio-man-accidentally-sent-meth-through-tube-at-bank-drive-thru-police/ A drunk Florida Man® was arrested after breaking into the wrong house thinking it was his own. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-drunk-home-port-charlotte/69626298 A new Utah law bans eye contact during sex. https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 17m
  7. TTB299: Fowl Temper

    12/08/2025

    TTB299: Fowl Temper

    The Two Bobs episode 299 for Monday, December 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The Macchiato from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/LB6w6 Robert nursed a Black Chocolate Imperial Stout from Brooklyn Brewery. https://untp.beer/170839c132 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal all of your hen’s eggs. We talked about football, as we do. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a “routine MRI” but can’t remember why. Florida Man® opened fire after a heated argument about how many eggs his hens lay. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/florida-farmer-opens-fire-bar-1530509 A Chicago man set his home on fire after a Thanksgiving argument. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/21-year-old-suburban-man-sets-home-on-fire-on-thanksgiving-after-family-argument-police/3856717/ Doctors in China removed a cigarette lighter from a man’s stomach 30 years after he swallowed it. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctors-remove-cigarette-lighter-mans-36327872 Two elderly Florida Men® were arrested after exposing their g******s to undercover detectives at a nature preserve. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-men-80s-arrested-exposing-themselves-undercover-detectives-slcso A man who missed Black Friday is sad after being forced to buy the TV at the same price but without the giant Black Friday sale tag. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 1m
  8. TTB298: KFC Crash Out

    12/01/2025

    TTB298: KFC Crash Out

    The Two Bobs episode 298 for Monday, December 1, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a CBS (2025) from Founders. https://untp.beer/b0zyY Robert nursed an Out of Order: Dapper Doom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/e3vDV Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send all of your money to a male streamer. We discussed Thanksgiving and football! This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck. A Cleveland man was pissed after KFC refused to take his Rally’s order, then led police on a scooter police chase. https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/belligerent-man-who-tried-order-rallys-food-kfc-leads-chase-scooter-south-euclid-police/ A man in Iowa flashed his g******s at interstate drivers, then told police he “needed excitement in his life.” https://www.kwtx.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-g******s-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/ A man in China is divorcing his wife after she sent their life savings to a male streamer. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-divorces-wife-after-she-puts-him-in-debt-sending-94000-to-male-streamer-3286939/ Florida Man® had a botched threesome that ended with fists flying. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/threesome-fizzled-302169 A Detroit Lions rookie asked for Thanksgiving Day off. https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    48 min
  9. TTB297: Soup Encyclopedia

    11/24/2025

    TTB297: Soup Encyclopedia

    The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in. Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping them for himself. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is resigning on January 5th. A Montana man plowed into another vehicle while relieving himself into an empty Budweiser can. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/budweiser-urinal-259310 A cross-dressing porch pirate in Alabama was arrested. https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/mobile-county-porch-pirate-suspect-dressed-as-woman-arrested/ In Virginia, nine people emerged from a car like circus clowns to rob a vape shop. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/vape-shop-robbery-virginia-clown-car-b2864826.html Sales of an AI-enabled teddy bear were suspended after reports it was giving advice on BDSM and where to find knives. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl An exclusive Washington soup kitchen offers free meals by invite only. https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    55 min
  10. TTB296: Almond Molded Chicken

    11/17/2025

    TTB296: Almond Molded Chicken

    The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll sign you up for sexy yoga. We talked about football. No surprise there. This week’s CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say. Florida Woman® took her clothes off and robbed a bagel store. https://bocanewsnow.com/2025/11/10/naked-boca-raton-woman-charged-with-burglarizing-bagel-shop/ A British sex yoga guru was arrested in Thailand for hosting group tantric massages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260227/British-sex-yoga-guru-arrested-Thai-Moon-party-Tantric-massage.html A man wearing nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants underwear tackled a guy attempting to steal his car. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-wearing-nothing-spongebob-squarepants-36199118 A man in China rescued his elderly neighbors in his underpants. We’re unclear whether they were cartoon themed. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3331443/china-underpants-man-gains-fame-rescuing-elderly-neighbours-fire-undies Aaron Rodgers is clearly taking his beliefs from TV commercials. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    44 min
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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    The Two Bobs
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    10
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