The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

Episodes

  1. 2d ago

    TTB318: Reagan's Jail Purse

    The Two Bobs episode 318 for Monday, July 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Java from Duclaw Brewing. https://untp.beer/f336a644d3  Robert downed a Big Papi from Commonwealth Brewing Company https://untp.beer/caed144c76  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll leave cocaine in your jail purse. Some random shit, including Robert may or may not be buying a Corvette. Even he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is wondering how the hell a flamethrower made it past the Walmart greeter. Florida Woman® claimed the cocaine discovered in her butt must have been left there during an “intimate encounter.” That’s one way to blame the previous tenant. https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/us-news/florida-woman-claims-cocaine-in-her-butt-mustve-been-from-intimate-encounter-busted-by-cops/ A prisoner won the legal right to send sexually explicit letters to his inmate pen pal. It’s basically a conjugal visit with postage. https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/prisoner-wins-legal-right-send-37439956 Florida Man® armed with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV at a New Jersey Walmart. Just another ordinary night in the Walmart parking lot. https://www.nj.com/burlington/2026/07/florida-man-with-a-flamethrower-barricades-himself-in-an-rv-at-a-walmart-cops-say.html Three thieves stole nearly $650 worth of body wash from a Florida Walgreens. Police described the suspects as clean and still at large. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/07/17/bizarre-body-wash-heist-reported-at-lakeland-walgreens-store-sheriff-says/ A study found that most Americans would benefit from decreased phone use during sex. Otherwise, how are they supposed to concentrate on the pornography? https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-americans-would-benefit-from-decreased-phone-use-during-sex/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB318: Reagan's Jail Purse

  2. Jul 20

    TTB317: Porta-Potty Rescue

    The Two Bobs episode 317 for Monday, July 20, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Cream Shandy from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/69vvG  Robert nursed a Chime from Urban Artifact. https://untp.beer/2mpVj  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll trap you in a porta potty.  This week’s CRAZY NEWS is happy that Trump’s self-approval rating is an at all-time high.  A man in Indiana used his g******s as kindling. PSA: Don’t use your g******s as kindling. https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-g******s-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/  Florida Woman® lost her shit when her male companion told her to stop drinking in the back of their Uber and tried to kill everyone with scissors. We’re pretty sure that’s going to hurt her Uber rating. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15979141/Miami-woman-32-erupted-scissor-wielding-frenzy-violence-male-companion-told-stop-drinking-Uber-say-cops.html  A Missouri man got stuck in the tank of a porta potty and had to be cut out by firefighters. https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/rescue-crew-cuts-apart-porta-potty-to-free-trapped-man-under-the-seat-kansas-city-missouri-kansas-firefighters-stuck-ambulance-citizens  Florida Woman® was offended by her new license plate number. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-unfortunate-new-license-plate-sqz-a55/71937142  Florida Man® is facing felony charges for stealing Smokey the Bear signs and trying to sell them on the internet. https://cbs12.com/news/local/news-after-poking-the-bear-florida-man-faces-federal-indictment-for-smokey-the-bear-sign-theft-pace-pensacola-united-states-attorney-for-the-northern-district-of-florida-theft-of-government-property-dumb-criminal-poke-the-bear-us-fish-wildlife  There are some important things to know about cyclosporiasis. https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things:   Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB317: Porta-Potty Rescue

  3. Jul 6

    TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs

    The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW  Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread. Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html  This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by the communist regime that Trump keeps blabbering on about. Florida Man® got big mad over stale Subway bread. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stale-bread-guilty-184907  Two people from Kentucky, who we can only assume are both relatives and lovers, were arrested after detectives found a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wlox.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-sheriff-says/  Florida Man® assaulted a guy at gunpoint after their sexual encounter got a little shittier than he would have liked. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/06/29/west-miami-man-commits-gunpoint-assault-on-sex-partner-angered-by-fecal-matter-act-in-bed-cops/  Florida Man® was charged with DUI after 34 cans of White Claw were discovered in his car. https://brobible.com/culture/article/florida-man-dui-arrest-34-white-claws/  McDonald’s is warning corporate employees to beware of emails from a sender claiming to be Grimace. https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/   Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs

  4. Jun 8

    TTB315: Microwaved Mackerel

    The Two Bobs episode 315 for Monday, June 8, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pure Michigan Cherry Kolsch from Shorts. https://untp.beer/7f405bf755  Robert nursed a Blonde Betty from Feel the Rain Brothers Brew. https://untp.beer/mM6d3  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll adopt a 37-year-old in your name. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being shipped to Hammond, Indiana since Chicago doesn’t want it anymore. A police officer in South Carolina was fired for pointing his gun at a colleague who was microwaving fish at the police station. Honestly, we think it was justified. https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/us-news/cop-arrested-fired-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-fellow-officer-for-microwaving-fish-at-police-station/  A Pizza Hut worker in Oklahoma was attacked for screwing up a customer’s order. https://kfor.com/news/local/del-city-pizza-hut-worker-attacked-after-getting-order-wrong/  A family in Brazil adopted a 37-year-old woman, thinking she was 12. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15870013/Woman-37-adopted-unwitting-family-14-months-convincing-12-year-old-fled-abusive-parents.html  A Rhode Island woman was arrested for bringing drugs to a police station to complain she was sold fentanyl instead of cocaine. https://turnto10.com/news/local/woman-arrested-after-bringing-drugs-to-police-station-in-coventry-compaint-fentanyl-cocaine-charged-posession-controlled-substance-may-29-2026  Trump just launched an $88 billion retribution fund for guys that have been rejected by women. https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB315: Microwaved Mackerel

  5. Jun 1

    TTB314: Auto-Brewery Syndrome

    The Two Bobs episode 314 for Monday, June 1, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Baltic Porter from Founders. https://untp.beer/b61Ox  Robert nursed a Short Stack from Virginia Beer. https://untp.beer/8XjVb  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll bulldoze your house. Robert visited Rob (with a special appearance by Super Listener Dave) in Michigan last week and we shared a few highlights. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is mad that it wasn’t invited to the UFC fight on the White House lawn. A Canadian man can get drunk without drinking. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/man-with-auto-brewery-syndrome-9.7214197  Florida Man® robbed a bar dressed as a woman. https://www.wesh.com/article/flagler-beach-bar-burglarized-dress-wig/71426033  A dog in Nebraska fired a shotgun at a woman. https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/nation-world/dog-fires-shotgun-hits-woman-nebraska/507-22ccd875-0f4e-4809-9d09-ad3d392339d8#  A Pennsylvania man took an excavator to his home after his wife said their marriage is over. https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/butler-county-man-excavator-family-home-domestic-dispute/   Florida Man® used a chainsaw to break into a hobby store and steal $12,000 worth of Pokémon cards. https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-n-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach-man-used-chainsaw-to-break-into-lake-park-store-steal-12-000-worth-of-pokemon-cards  MLB is using robotic bat boys to reduce human error. https://theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-reduce-human-error-with-new-electronic-bat-boys/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB314: Auto-Brewery Syndrome

  6. May 11

    TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

    The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880  Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell. We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week. Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/  A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684  Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442  Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/  Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

  7. Apr 27

    TTB312: Alexa's Jaunty Ballad

    The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4  Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet. We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is. The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/  An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/  A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/  A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275  A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB312: Alexa's Jaunty Ballad

  8. Apr 13

    TTB311: Cookie McFelony

    The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71  Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies. More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise. Florida Man® wrecked a McDonald’s after they refused to give him free cookies. https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-suspect-arrest-mcdonalds-robbery-ucf/70938389  Florida Woman® wanted to rekindle her marriage so she torched her husband’s home. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-trying-rekindle-marriage-accused-torching-husbands-home-ccso This year’s Japanese penis festival had a great turnout. https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival   A guy in South Carolina who won $167 million playing the lottery was arrested for breaking into a home and stealing $12,000. https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/  A recent study found that 97% of all sounds are infuriating. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB311: Cookie McFelony

  9. Apr 6

    TTB310: Polish Road Test

    The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP  Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb. Baseball is back! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General. Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-woman-31-accused-peeing-213342476.html  A man in Poland finally passed a theoretical driving test after 139 attempts. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment   This young couple has been fighting infertility only to learn they’ve been using the wrong hole. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-desperate-kids-having-sex-36898037  Twelve tons of KitKat bars were stolen in transit across Europe. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment  What the hell is a Grogu? https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB310: Polish Road Test

  10. Mar 23

    TTB309: Bail Fraud

    The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police. We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really). This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries. A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/ A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615 A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks.https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957 $250,000 worth of male sex toys went missing while en route from LA to Dallas. https://ktla.com/news/male-sex-toys-heist/ Florida Mom® left her 12-year-old daughter at Universal CityWalk to go to a bar. https://www.wesh.com/article/mom-leaving-12-year-old-at-universal-to-go-to-bar/70687344 A study found that 93% of Baby Boomers were fathered by a single milkman. That explains so much… https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    TTB309: Bail Fraud
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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    The Two Bobs
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    10
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