The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

Episodes

  1. TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

    5D AGO

    TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

    The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880  Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell. We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week. Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/  A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684  Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442  Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/  Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    47 min
  2. TTB312: Alexa's Jaunty Ballad

    APR 27

    TTB312: Alexa's Jaunty Ballad

    The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4  Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet. We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is. The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/  An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/  A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/  A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275  A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1 hr
  3. TTB311: Cookie McFelony

    APR 13

    TTB311: Cookie McFelony

    The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71  Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies. More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise. Florida Man® wrecked a McDonald’s after they refused to give him free cookies. https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-suspect-arrest-mcdonalds-robbery-ucf/70938389  Florida Woman® wanted to rekindle her marriage so she torched her husband’s home. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-trying-rekindle-marriage-accused-torching-husbands-home-ccso This year’s Japanese penis festival had a great turnout. https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival   A guy in South Carolina who won $167 million playing the lottery was arrested for breaking into a home and stealing $12,000. https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/  A recent study found that 97% of all sounds are infuriating. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    52 min
  4. TTB310: Polish Road Test

    APR 6

    TTB310: Polish Road Test

    The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP  Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb. Baseball is back! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General. Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-woman-31-accused-peeing-213342476.html  A man in Poland finally passed a theoretical driving test after 139 attempts. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment   This young couple has been fighting infertility only to learn they’ve been using the wrong hole. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-desperate-kids-having-sex-36898037  Twelve tons of KitKat bars were stolen in transit across Europe. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment  What the hell is a Grogu? https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/  Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    46 min
  5. TTB309: Bail Fraud

    MAR 23

    TTB309: Bail Fraud

    The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police. We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really). This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries. A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/ A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615 A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks.https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957 $250,000 worth of male sex toys went missing while en route from LA to Dallas. https://ktla.com/news/male-sex-toys-heist/ Florida Mom® left her 12-year-old daughter at Universal CityWalk to go to a bar. https://www.wesh.com/article/mom-leaving-12-year-old-at-universal-to-go-to-bar/70687344 A study found that 93% of Baby Boomers were fathered by a single milkman. That explains so much… https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    51 min
  6. TTB308: Temperature Tantrum

    MAR 9

    TTB308: Temperature Tantrum

    The Two Bobs episode 308 for Monday, March 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Only I Didn’t Say Fudge from Transient. https://untp.beer/rPwBX Robert nursed an All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Cat from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/a3ce48912c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll take permanent control of your thermostat. Alexa is still dumb. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is glad that it stocked up on gasoline a week ago. A Texas news anchor and a meteorologist got into an awkward scuffle on air. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-15601769/texas-news-anchor-meteorologist-argument-air.html A California man was still inhaling whippets while trapped in accident wreckage that he caused after inhaling whippets. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dui-crash-driver-still-inhaling-whippets-while-trapped-in-wreckage-police/ A man in New York shot his brother with a crossbow after an argument over the temperature on the thermostat. https://longisland.news12.com/lawrence-man-arrested-in-crossbow-attack-planned-to-kill-relative-since-christmas-court-docs-say A Subway worker in Alabama shot a customer during a fight. https://www.fox10tv.com/2026/03/03/subway-employee-shoots-customer-during-fight-police-say/ Stocks plunged as traders realized it was Monday and they had to go to work. https://theonion.com/stocks-plunge-as-traders-realize-it-s-monday-and-they-h-1851613480/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 2m
  7. TTB307: Underwear Water

    MAR 2

    TTB307: Underwear Water

    The Two Bobs episode 307 for Monday, March 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Robert nursed a Cookie Exchange Milk Stout: Berry Jam Thumbprint from Great Lakes Brewing. https://untp.beer/2nKdq Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll give your preteen the keys to your car. If you typically use hotel coffee makers, you may stop after hearing this. This week’s CRAZY NEWS recommends watching the State of the Union on mute while listening to Bad Bunny. A Kentucky man, covered in fur and blood, was arrested after being caught f*****g a dead dear. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/allen-osborne-kentucky-man-covered-in-fur-arrested-after-allegedly-being-caught-having-sex-with-dead-deer-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-sexual-crimes-against-animal-charges-intercourse-corpse-abuse-allegations-investigation-911-call-law-enforcement Florida Woman® assaulted her boyfriend with pickles. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/pickle-assault-case-490782 A 12-year-old in North Carolina was pulled over while driving himself to school after missing the bus. https://nypost.com/2026/02/19/us-news/12-year-old-north-carolina-boy-pulled-over-for-driving-himself-to-school-after-missing-bus/ Florida Man® is being accused of driving 129 MPH to make it back from McDonald’s in time. https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/nation-world/clearwater-super-speeder-arrest-mcdonalds/67-c477ec52-9dbf-48b9-965c-630888dc8ece A man in Indiana was mad that he had to finish chewing the food in his mouth before he could chew new food. https://theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-chew-current-food-before-he-can-chew-next-food/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 1m
  8. TTB306: Foursquare for Farts

    FEB 16

    TTB306: Foursquare for Farts

    The Two Bobs episode 306 for Monday, February 16, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deth’s Tar from Revolution Brewing. https://untp.beer/693f29e41f Robert nursed an Out of Order: Blood & Bloom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/p6DaY Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll get drunk and crash into your mailbox. The Super Bowl is over, and the correct team won. Time for baseball! This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Olympic gold medal in taxidermy. Florida Man® was arrested for riding his e-bike while hammered. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-riding-e-bike-arrested-dui-after-refusing-sobriety-tests-police-say An Amazon driver in Texas was fired for getting drunk on Buzzballz and crashing into a mailbox. https://www.kcentv.com/article/news/local/amazon-driver-arrested-dwi-crashing-into-china-spring-mailbox/500-76ab86bc-e227-4193-86e5-22246173028a A California coffee shop was secretly operating as a strip club. https://www.foxla.com/news/garden-grove-dd-cafe-coffee-shop-strip-club According to smart underwear, people fart 32 times a day. https://studyfinds.org/smart-underwear-tracks-gut-bacteria-measuring-flatulence/ On the heels of its riveting alternative halftime performance, Turning Point USA announced an alternative Puerto Rico. https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    1h 8m
  9. TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

    FEB 9

    TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

    The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xp Robert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner. The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be competing against normal news for an Olympic gold medal in curling. A French hospital had to be evacuated after a WWI artillery shell was found in his butt. https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifestyle/hospital-evacuated-after-8-inch-wwi-artillery-shell-discovered-in-patients-butt Florida Man® was arrested for f*****g a vacuum cleaner in public. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958 A drunk Florida Man® was arrested on DUI charges after driving while his car was on fire. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-accused-driving-car-fire-arrested-dui-charges-deputies/70129240 Florida Man® got high on Fentanyl, jerked off outside of his home, then took a piss and jumped into a canal. https://margatetalk.com/fentanyl-fueled-indecent-exposure-canal-arrest-margate-48568 A Denver family has placed the responsibility of giving their parents grandchildren solely on the least f****d up sibling. https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-f****d-up-sibling/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    51 min
  10. TTB304: Sea Nymph Wannabe

    FEB 2

    TTB304: Sea Nymph Wannabe

    The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond. Random Shit The weather has been terrible. Alexa+ is terrible. This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/ Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/ Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/government-employees-caught-using-masks-of-colleagues-to-trick-facial-recognition-skip-work-3294629/ Florida Man® was busted for battery by ketchup packet. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891 Anxiety experts recommend sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs. https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

    56 min
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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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  • Creator
    The Two Bobs
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    10
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    Explicit
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