257 episodes

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

The Unwritable Rant Juliette Miranda

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.9 • 111 Ratings

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

    Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

    Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, visits dead land, hunts down boys and ghosts, flees a troop of handsy locals, meets a disturbing figure, desperately needs a key, and decides to look back.

    • 29 min
    The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

    The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges carcasses, appreciates a scoundrel, follows the road to hell, discovers a strange hotel, learns how to finesse a lock, volunteers a piano man, and takes her sweet time leaving.

    • 22 min
    Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown

    Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette picks up where a Crazytown night left off, admits to being a terrible stripper, establishes rabbit hole rules, descends into friendship hell, checks faux hooker backgrounds, attempts to help, goes in for a rage-fueled rescue, bounces but does not splash, gets assaulted by her conscience, and accepts destruction. Be sure to check out episode 100 in The Unwritable Rant archives to hear how this Crazytown story began.

    • 30 min
    Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams

    Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her vocab sheet, offers boundless support, revises a bio, reduces to a pile of self pity, attempts a chemistry project, discovers the color of a festering lesion, owes unexpected money, and crushes dreams.

    • 29 min
    Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas

    Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does a safety dance, reunites with Texas and Birdie, prowls the night, plays the horses, hears scales, profits off a bachelorette party, leads a Bacchanalian rodeo, loses friends to Bourbon Street, finds a Quarter bulldog, breaks up a dirty group hug, and questions expectations.

    • 29 min
    A corral of crazy, diabolical Bingo, and off-brand synergy

    A corral of crazy, diabolical Bingo, and off-brand synergy

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette survives Mardi Gras, ruins nice things, gets in and gets out, clashes with Myles, detests gold stars, falls below the line, team builds out of spite, wins an award for nothing, plans a diabolical game, steps out with lady Bingo balls, dishes zingers, and realizes a real villain.

    • 25 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
111 Ratings

111 Ratings

Nick Haskins ,

So amazing!

Juliette's stories are always so amazing. I love tuning in and hearing what kind of wild shenanigans she has gotten into, especially when they put David in some kind of peril. Much love to you both, you're two of the greatest people I've ever met through this medium of podcasting.

👉👉👍👈👈 ,

Only podcast I listen to 1x speed 😊

On my second time all the way through past episodes - I want more! I know you take time to carefully plan & edit these but it’s totally worth it!!

Philly2008 ,

Juliette [On The] Rocks!

Very proud of that pun. Just found this podcast, love the New Orleans love in the last ep!

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