The Upside Down Dirty Podcast

Ryan Wainio
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  • Comedy

My name is Ryan and this is a podcast where I talk to you, guests, myself and even the chair! Listen as I go through my comedy notebooks (Alvin, Ernie, Gary, Jed and Sam) and my random, obscure mess of a brain. I've dabbled in stand-up and amateur sketch comedy (homemade improvised stuff with friends). I've also basically been a professional bingo caller for 20 years. I will try to bring you humorous conversations, improvised and scripted sketches and you may even learn a thing or two. Generally, these episodes will be NSFW (not safe for work), unless you have a super cool boss. Enjoy!

  1. Does Anybody Really Know What Not Worth My Time It Is?

    02/16/2024

    Does Anybody Really Know What Not Worth My Time It Is?

    UDDP Episode #11! My friend Heather returns and is joined by her husband, Tony. Tony is an amazing guitarist who has played with Suzy Bogguss, Jo Dee Messina, Wynonna Judd, The Wreckers, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Wilson, Peter Cetera and is currently playing with Chicago. We talk about dogs, cats, covid, neighbors with old timey kid's names, how NOT to be a high school band director, first albums acquired, Buddy Holly & Tommy Allsup, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and more! Plus UDDP Hall of Fame nominations and a random Wikipedia article about Sifis Valirakis. Thank you and please rate and review!  Lastly, always be kind.  :) Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify for Podcasters, Uppbeat and Freesound The intro song is A Goon by Richard Bodgers. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/a-goon License code: RZRKIB5M3DNVASZQ

    1h 25m
  2. The Nair Scare of 1991

    12/14/2023

    The Nair Scare of 1991

    Episode 10! Chris Sorrentino and John Szeluga, the hosts of the now retired Super Live Adventure Podcast return for the filthiest episode yet! We talk about Rytoberfest, John subs at a haunted house, The Fly and David Cronenberg, Beetlejuice #2, John's vasectomy, my vasectomy poem, stepping in pet excretions, a Back to the Future remake, early experiences with porn, tattoos, messing with people, and more! Plus a Frosty the Snowman outtake, a new secret word and I share a random Wikipedia article. Chris is an amazing artist, jug band member (The Wahoo Skiffle Crazies) and John Belushi cosplayer.  John is a comedian and comedy writer/producer for Tru TV's Impractical Jokers. Thank you and please rate and review!  Lastly, always be kind.  :) superliveadventure.com reelghostbusters.net PizzaPlazm.com youtube.com/c/FartParty johnszeluga.com Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify for Podcasters, Uppbeat and Freesound. The end of the episode song is "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. The intro song is A Goon by Richard Bodgers. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/a-goon License code: RZRKIB5M3DNVASZQ

    1h 52m
  3. (9) Silver Spoons, Chickens and Bridges

    11/09/2023

    (9) Silver Spoons, Chickens and Bridges

    My friend Heather is back for Episode 9! I share an entry from my grandma's 1979 diary about my Silver Spoon gift as an infant, we discuss a recent comedy show, doing local comedy shows, Heather's 6 year wedding anniversary, our birthdays, Gulf Shores, sharks, the Natchez Trace Bridge, Celebrity lookalikes, heckling Billy Corgan, Christopher Walken, pottying dogs, chickens, neighbors, No Man's Sky, Bird Scooters, My mom's neighbor dating John Schneider from the Dukes of Hazzard (?), Nickelodeon Shows, the Talkin' Pee Wee Herman doll and more! Also the secret word, an idea to get rid of unwanted junk and nominations to the UDDP Hall of Fame. Please note there are some audio issues in the episode. Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify for Podcasters, Uppbeat and Freesound The end of the episode song is "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. The intro song is A Goon by Richard Bodgers. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/a-goon License code: RZRKIB5M3DNVASZQ

    1h 50m
  4. Holy S#!t! A Talking Bird!

    10/13/2023

    Holy S#!t! A Talking Bird!

    UDDP Episode 8, Part 2! The Rosie Perez Fan Club's first episode continues as Clayton, Jeremy and I read more jokes, talk a little about watch crimes, then I share some greeting cards from my dad. We also nominate new things to the UDDP Hall of Fame, and talk about Magic Darts (NES game). Email me at uddpod@gmail.com Thank you, please rate and review. Lastly, always be kind. Thanks to Zencastr, Spotifyfor Podcaster, Uppbeat, FoolBoyMedia and Freesound. The end of the episode songis "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. https://freesound.org/s/270366 Facebook.com/FoolBoyMedia

    59 min
  5. Monster on a Tricycle

    09/22/2023

    Monster on a Tricycle

    Part one of Episode 8 of the UDDP! First off, I address an issue I have with Wheel of Fortune Andy Rooney style (worst sexual position ever), My friends Clayton AND Jeremy join me as we talk about My Little Pony, Clayton's Benson podcast, flat tires, the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge, Father's Day (which tells you how long ago this was recorded), a softcore porn called Hard Hunted, Rosie Perez, cats, history teachers say the darndest things, Ashton Kutcher in Ishpeming(?), Shrinking, Ted McGinley, Married with Children, Clayton tests Atta Boy Diapers, urinary accidents, and then we begin reading jokes to each other from different joke websites. Plus a new secret word! Does someone finally say it? Listen and find out! Thank you and please rate and review!  Lastly, always be kind.  :) Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify for Podcasters, Uppbeat and Freesound The intro song is A Goon by Richard Bodgers. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/a-goon License code: RZRKIB5M3DNVASZQ

    1h 11m
  6. The Whitest Thing You've Ever Seen

    08/25/2023

    The Whitest Thing You've Ever Seen

    Part 4: The Final Chapter (without Jason Voorhees or Crispin Glover's sweet, sweet moves)! My Texas friend Imelda and I finish sharing our top 25 favorite songs. We also talk about a songwriter that disappeared without a trace, The Jolly Green Giant song, the 1995 miniseries, "The History of Rock 'N' Roll," Pat Boone's version of Tutti Frutti, an ad for the KalamaZOO and more! Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com Look for the next episode eventually! Here is the Spotify playlist I created with all but one of our 50 songs. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/32IYjWVlKBMtSjK6xystsZ?si=a862bc2a26384ce0 Thank you, please rate and review. Lastly, always be kind. Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify for Podcaster, Uppbeat, FoolBoyMedia and Freesound. The end of the episode song is "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. https://freesound.org/s/270366 Facebook.com/FoolBoyMedia

    1h 10m
  7. Brian Williams Was in The Beach Boys

    08/09/2023

    Brian Williams Was in The Beach Boys

    PART THREE of episode 7! My Texas friend Imelda and I continue to share & talk about our top 25 favorite songs. We also talk about a little different angle for an obituary, the attempted murder of Tom Petty, Beavis and Butthead, and more! Stay tuned for part four, the final chapter (like Friday the 13th Part 4). Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com Here are the songs we talked about in PART TWO. Check them out! Two of Us - The Beatles It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) - Bob Dylan Red Red Wine - UB40 From a Jack to a King - Ned Miller I Can't Tell You Why - The Eagles (ft. E.T.) Toy Soldiers - Martika Swan Lee - Syd Barret Auld Lang Syne - Kenny G Into Dust - Mazzy Star Baby Got Going - Liz Phair Thank you and please rate and review!  Lastly, always be kind.  :) Thanks to Zencastr, Anchor, Uppbeat and Freesound The end of the episode song is "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. https://freesound.org/s/270366/ Facebook.com/FoolBoyMedia

    1h 9m
  8. He Does Not Look Like E.T.

    07/30/2023

    He Does Not Look Like E.T.

    PART TWO of episode 7 of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast. My Texas friend Imelda and I continue to share our top 25 favorite songs. Part three will be coming soon! Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO RANDY MEISNER (RIP). Here are the songs we talked about in part one. Check them out! Three Days - Jane's Addiction Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder The Sad Cafe - The Eagles Oh How Happy - Shades of Blue Within You Without You - The Beatles Open Your Heart - Madonna Thank you!!! Please rate and review!  Lastly, always be kind.  :) Thanks to Zencastr, Anchor, Uppbeat and Freesound. Opening music during recap: https://freesound.org/s/270366/ Facebook.com/FoolBoyMedia The end of the episode song is "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the great Tom Lehrer. The intro song is A Goon by Richard Bodgers. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/a-goon License code: RZRKIB5M3DNVASZQ

    1h 2m
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My name is Ryan and this is a podcast where I talk to you, guests, myself and even the chair! Listen as I go through my comedy notebooks (Alvin, Ernie, Gary, Jed and Sam) and my random, obscure mess of a brain. I've dabbled in stand-up and amateur sketch comedy (homemade improvised stuff with friends). I've also basically been a professional bingo caller for 20 years. I will try to bring you humorous conversations, improvised and scripted sketches and you may even learn a thing or two. Generally, these episodes will be NSFW (not safe for work), unless you have a super cool boss. Enjoy!

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