The Vicious Virgos Ilana & Jacquelin

It’s Pisces Szn! ♓

You’re ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea - the planet that governs creativity, dreams… and of course illusions and escapism. It’s the planet of inspiration, psychic receptivity, spirituality and all things subtle. This planet urges to excel and exceed boundaries, rejecting any and all limitations.

This water signis deeply emotional, empathic, curious and curious. Known for their creativity, they’re often labeled as being a dreamer or flighty. Yes, they have trouble showing up on time, but they swear they have a good reason for it!

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It’s Aquarius Szn! ♒️ You’re ruled by Uranus- Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful, imaginative, idiosyncratic and experimental. Uranus rules creativity and scientific genius. This planet's job is to break rules and demolish established patterns or structures, creating sudden-even radical-change.

This air sign is eccentric, intellectual, futuristic, the humanitarian. Known for their independence, they don't like to be told what to do. Yes they are social, but they won't socialize unless they want to. Aqua are *idea people*, and they're always inspired!



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OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤 JK - but also, pretty fucking cool that we’ve completed half a year already. So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls. Tips for listening this week: Get ready to take notes Maybe find something to hold while you cry Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀 But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if not for yourself, to project onto someone else 🤣

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Happy new year Woo Woo Crew! Jack & Ilana are still enjoying a sweet Winter vacay, so we're re-releasing one of their faves from 2022! Don't worry, they'll be right back at it next week 3

Let's talk about sex baby 🍆 We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest.

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It’s the holiday szn y’all - and Ilana and I decided to take just a LITTLE bit of a break from recording. But don’t worry - we’ll be back with some new shit rolling into 2023. Let us BREATHE for a minute! 😘
So what’s that mean?
Well - for all our new listeners out there, we’re pulling an episode out from the vault. This was our top listened to episode of 2022 and for good reason. There’s some REALLY outdated info in here though - cause it’s been a year since ilana had her surgery, and well.. Yeah.
Also, the chemistry is 🔥this episode. Do you think it was:
1️⃣ Cause Collin kept refilling Jack’s bourbon
2️⃣ Ilana was loopy post-surg
3️⃣ We recorded in candlelight in a bedroom
4️⃣ It was our first time recording together in weeks and we MISSED it.
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It’s Capricorn Szn! ♑ You’re ruled by Saturn (which is why we call Saturn, Daddy) - the planet of wisdom, discipline… and our favorite, karma. It’s all about long term planning, being responsible - you know, sometimes Saturn just has to ground you (we mean that in the teenager sense when our parents would ground us, btw)

This earth sign gets a lot of flack for being such a workaholic, know-it-all, ungrateful and tbh… a little greedy. But they’re called the 🐐 for a reason, so maybe we’re all just jealous?

Learn about all things Capricorn: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t forget, if you have any Cap placements in your chart, this one’s for you too 😘

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