The Walls Have Ears

Brendan, Hannah, Jeremy
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The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.

  1. 07/23/2024

    NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Rear Window-ing in Portland

    Hotel rear window-in’ Hitchcock-style and flutterin’ tongue muscles. Kick back and relax with us as we monitor a condo building through a hotel window in Downtown Portland, Maine. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    34 min

  2. 07/09/2024

    NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: St. Augustine Beach Porch

    Breakin’ lip wind and fartin’ around a back porch beach ‘partment in Florida. Kick back and relax with us as we fight the colossal wind and keep our private eyes peeled in the oldest town in the USA. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    32 min

  3. 06/25/2024

    NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Breaking and Entering

    Casually breaking and entering cousin Jared’s apartment. Kick back and relax with us as we rifle through his shit, steal his booze, and report on the happenings around his highway-adjacent apartment. Stick around until the end to hear a sample of our throwback diss rap.  *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    1 hr

  4. 05/21/2024

    NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Chapel Hill St Parking Garage

    Rooftop parking garage loiterin’ and sputterin’ pure b******t. Kick back and relax with us as we paint a ridic portrait of a Friday evening in downtown Durham, spot a bartending friend on a neighboring rooftop, and frantically get caught in a downpour. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    34 min

  5. 05/07/2024

    NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Brendan’s Burnt Ass House

    Ashy porch vibin’ and spittin’ fire convo. Kick back and relax with us as we sidle on down to Brendan’s (literally) burnt house, noodle our way through its destruction and rebirth, and reminisce about the flames with the neighbor. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    39 min

  6. 03/26/2024

    35 - There’s an invisible house in the desert

    Gittin’ giggly about walls painted with tasty gravy, revenge that smells like rotting shrimp, a blind man with impeccable aim, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy reads a news article about people who’ve lost all their senses (aka dead people). THEME: THE 5 SENSES Podcast introduced at 6:58. Theme introduced at 10:50. Stories begin at 14:30. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    1h 3m

  7. 03/05/2024

    34 - There’s a frozen city on a diamond mine

    Gittin’ giggly about expensive beds made of ice, a deadly cold rugby team, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts a never-ending, insufferable Nextdoor trivia game. THEME: BITTER COLD EPISODE BREAKDOWN Podcast introduced at 04:16. Theme introduced at 13:22. Stories begin at 14:35. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    1h 18m

  8. 02/17/2024

    33 - There’s a sticky footed hippie guarding a tree

    Gittin’ giggly about hippies living in trees, so-called “nail houses” in China, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy concocts two ChapGPT inspired segments—a rap song and children’s story—about homeowners standing their ground. Performed by our AI cloned voices once again! Children’s story song by AudioCoffee (freesound.org). Recorded at Queeny's Podcast Studio: www.queenysdurham.com/podcasts THEME: NEVER SURRENDER EPISODE BREAKDOWN Hannah introduces podcast at 00:39. Hannah introduces theme at 08:48. Hannah begins stories at 13:00. Hannah ends stories at 46:30. Jeremy starts segment at 48:18. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

    1h 1m
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About

The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.

Information

  • Creator
    Brendan, Hannah, Jeremy
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    44
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Brendan, Hannah, Jeremy
  • Show Website
    The Walls Have Ears