Things That Go Bump

Zaebian Machande
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Welcome to Things That Go Bump, a podcast created for grown horror fans to heal childhood trauma by returning to their roots. Join your host, Zaebian, every Tuesday as he critically reviews and over analyzes the original 62 books in the iconic Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine. Tune in for some nostalgia, shared disbelief about stupid children, and extremely honest reviews on every villain at the center of our favorite childhood series. Keep it loose, stay goosey! (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

Episodes

  1. 05/30/2024

    Ep. 11: The Blob That Ate the Police ("The Blob That Ate Everyone" Review)

    Are you a tormented child with the creativity of a fully established author who writes stories about blob monsters that eat everyone? You’re not alone–so is Zackie in the 55th book of R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps series, “The Blob That Ate Everyone.” This week, we discuss what to do when your weird old typewriter starts manifesting the very things you write about into reality. (Spoiler alert: this is not a good scenario to be in when you write about people in your life being eaten by monsters.) All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 EVEN MORE ↓ ↓ ↓ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    40 min

  2. 04/15/2024

    Ep. 10: The Sponge From Hell ("It Came From Beneath The Sink!") Review

    WE’RE BACK! In the long-awaited return of Things That Go Bump, we’re diving into arguably the worst book in R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps series to date: the 30th installment, “It Came From Beneath The Sink!” In the untimely 10th episode of the podcast, join Zaebian as he procrastinates actually talking about this book which centers around an evil sponge that terrorizes the lives of snobby rich kids. (It’s really bad. This episode is a DOOZY, y’all.) All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 EVEN MORE ↓ ↓ ↓ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    38 min

  3. 12/05/2023

    Ep. 9: Why Would Anyone Ever Go Swimming? ("Deep Trouble" Review)

    As the legend Walt Disney himself once said, “Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far.” The even more iconic legend, R.L. Stine, really proves that point in the 19th book of his Goosebumps series, “Deep Trouble.” Join Zaebian as he talks about mermaids being kidnapped for capitalistic greed, an adventurous twelve-year-old boy with a heart of gold, and why open water is probably the scariest thing in the world and we should all fear it with our entire beings. All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 EVEN MORE ↓ ↓ ↓ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1h 3m

  4. 11/21/2023

    Ep. 8: Adventures in Breaking & Entering ("Phantom of the Auditorium" Review)

    Trespassing. Vandalism. Trap doors. These are the essentials of performing a cursed play in your middle school. This week, we dive into the 24th book in the Goosebumps series, “Phantom of the Auditorium.” Let’s follow our protagonist, Brooke, as she navigates the pressures of acting as a leading lady, trying to find out who keeps weirdly threatening her, and being absolutely iconic. Together, we will unpack the horrors of framing children for sabotage and being a theatre kid in 6th grade. All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 EVEN MORE ↓ ↓ ↓ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1h 12m

  5. 11/14/2023

    Ep. 7: Kids Are So Dumb ("Ghost Beach" Review)

    If you’re a fan of ghost folklore, small towns in New England, and complicated histories surrounding a family lineage of pilgrims who mysteriously died after sailing to America, you are probably going to be as morbidly disappointed as Zaebian was when reading the 22nd book in the Goosebumps series, “Ghost Beach.” Let’s discuss how insufferable children are and why R.L. Stine is convinced that ghosts eat dogs for some reason. All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 EVEN MORE ↓ ↓ ↓ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1 hr

  6. 11/07/2023

    Ep. 6: R.L. Stine & The American Dream ("Stay Out of the Basement" Review)

    Anyone else’s dad ever eaten plant fertilizer and bled green ooze after isolating himself in the basement? No? Just Margaret and Casey’s from the second book in the Goosebumps series “Stay Out of the Basement”? Awesome… This week, join Zaebian as he unpacks how a children’s book about a botanist portrays the negative effects of the American Dream and the pursuit of forbidden knowledge. (Buckle up, y’all. This one gets kinda real.) All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1h 18m

  7. 10/31/2023

    Ep. 5: How to Melt a Child ("Welcome to Dead House" Review)

    The time has come. In episode 5 of Things That Go Bump, the Halloween special, we are returning to the place where it all began: the very first book in the Goosebumps series, “Welcome to Dead House.” Find out the answers to some of the great mysteries of life, like what happens to spirits in the afterlife, how to melt children with flashlights, and the different roles in the government. All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1h 8m

  8. 10/24/2023

    Ep. 4: The World’s Most Confusing Game of Tag ("The Beast from the East" Review)

    Three children get lost in a magical jungle and find themselves at the center of a life-threatening game of tag with some giant beasts who somehow speak English. What could go wrong? Well, Zaebian is here to answer just that in this week’s review of the 43rd book in the Goosebumps series, “The Beast from the East.” All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    1h 6m

  9. 10/17/2023

    Ep. 3: A Coven of Stoner Vampires ("Vampire Breath" Review)

    If you knocked over an entire cabinet and discovered a hidden door behind it, would you further explore? Then congrats! You’re just as naive as Freddy and Cara from the 49th book in the Goosebumps series, “Vampire Breath.” In this episode, we’ll unpack why you shouldn’t open an old secret coffin in your basement and who would be the perfect crew for your stoner circle of vampires. All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    57 min

  10. 10/10/2023

    Ep. 2: A Snowman Army of Twinks ("Beware, the Snowman" Review)

    Evil snowmen and sorcery and secret fathers? Oh my! This week we’re reviewing the 51st book in the Goosebumps series, “Beware, the Snowman.” Let’s talk about girlboss-protagonist Jaclyn and her determination to figure out why an evil snowman lives in a cave in the Arctic Circle. And also why her Aunt Greta whispers to her in the middle of the night... All that and more on your favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    52 min

  11. 10/03/2023

    Ep. 1: The Carly Beth Hate Club ("The Haunted Mask" Review)

    Welcome to Things That Go Bump! Today we're starting off the series by reviewing the iconic 11th book in R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series, "The Haunted Mask." Join Zaebian as he rants about why scaredy-cat Carly Beth is the worst little girl to ever exist as she almost let herself turn into a monster... and complained throughout the entire experience. (#IHateCarlyBeth) All that and more on your new favorite podcast. Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    57 min

  12. TRAILER

    Things That Go Bump Trailer

    Welcome to Things That Go Bump, a podcast created for grown horror fans to heal some childhood trauma by returning to their roots. Join your host, Zaebian, every Tuesday as he critically reviews and over analyzes the original 62 books in the iconic Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine. Tune in for some nostalgia to better times, shared frustration over stupid children, and extremely honest reviews on every villain at the center of our favorite childhood series. See you on October 3rd! Keep it loosey, stay goosey! Stream Things That Go Bump Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingsthatgobump.podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zmpA3sb3mVRfgJiEvqu9J?si=6f7f30eba82142c7 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/things-that-go-bump/id1708069258 Castbox: https://castbox.fm/ch/5595973 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thingsthatgobump Follow my socials! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zaebian/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zaebiannn Check out my small art business Wherefore Art Thou by Z Print Shop: https://whereforeartthoubyz.etsy.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wherefore.art.thou.by.z/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wherefore.art.thou.by.z Linktree: linktr.ee/wherefore.art.thou (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

    2 min

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About

Welcome to Things That Go Bump, a podcast created for grown horror fans to heal childhood trauma by returning to their roots. Join your host, Zaebian, every Tuesday as he critically reviews and over analyzes the original 62 books in the iconic Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine. Tune in for some nostalgia, shared disbelief about stupid children, and extremely honest reviews on every villain at the center of our favorite childhood series. Keep it loose, stay goosey! (I do NOT own any of the material discussed in this podcast. All rights to the Goosebumps series belong to Scholastic Inc.)

Information

  • Creator
    Zaebian Machande
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Zaebian Machande
  • Show Website
    Things That Go Bump