This Escalated Quickly

Kelly Sanderson
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A wildly unfiltered comedy podcast where everyday chaos becomes entertainment. From ridiculous life stories and internet drama to awkward moments, bad decisions, and laugh-out-loud debates, nothing is off limits. Grab your headphones and prepare to laugh harder than you should. Nothing explicit

  1. Aug 2

    Autocorrect Betrayal: The Text That Betrayed Me

    Liv walks listeners through a painfully funny monologue about the time autocorrect turned a petty text into full-blown social demolition. Starting with a harmless gripe drafted for a friend, her phone chooses the wrong victim and sends a message that says far more than intended — to a crush, a coworker, or worse, a future in-law. Through vivid, self-deprecating details, Liv reenacts the keystrokes, the instant horror, and the creative cover stories she invents while everyone in her life watches the digital car crash unfold. Packed with short, punchy riffs, two mini-autocorrect horror vignettes, and a hot take on why we need to stop trusting tiny glowing rectangles with our social lives, the episode lands like a frantic best-friend therapy session. Listeners get laughable regret, practical takeaways, and the warm chaos of a group chat reacting in real time.

  2. 10h ago

    Five Stars for Fumbling: The Time I Yelp-Reviewed My Dates (And Got Reviewed Back)

    What starts as a private coping mechanism—giving terrible dates a star rating, Pros/Cons, and a sarcastic one-liner—quickly spirals when one date screenshots Liv's review, posts it, and attaches their own critique of her. In this monologue Liv walks listeners through why she began ‘reviewing’ humans (part comic relief, part emotional triage), reads the funniest and most embarrassing sample entries aloud, and narrates the exact moment her harmless spreadsheet became a social media mess. Expect raw, self-deprecating confessions, sardonic hot takes about review culture and oversharing, and a verdict on whether this behavior is petty genius or social suicide. The episode doubles as a laugh-out-loud case study in boundaries, digital receipts, and the weird modern urge to rate everything—including people. If you cackled, cringed, or felt uncomfortably implicated, do your girl a favor and leave a review.

  3. 1d ago

    The Phony Panic Button: My Fake 'Mom' Call to Bail on Dates (And How It Imploded)

    Liv confesses to building the ultimate dating escape hatch: a staged 'emergency contact' (a.k.a. my fake 'mom' call) that would swoop in and rescue her from any painfully awful date. What starts as a petty life-hack turns into a sitcom-level fiasco when the date actually answers, texts back, and tries to negotiate with the 'mom'—and Liv has to improvise a family she never signed up to play. Between receipts, internal monologue, and deliciously chaotic play-by-play, this episode riffs on why we invent socially acceptable exits, the red flags this reveals about modern dating, and the cold, funny truth about cowardice versus self-preservation. Expect sarcastic confessions, cringe sound effects (in your head), and a hot take on honesty: sometimes you should ghost, sometimes you should text, and never, ever rehearse a family unless everyone knows their role.

  4. 2d ago

    I Made a Fake 'Ex' Profile to See Who Swiped Right

    Liv confesses a ridiculous experiment: she built a throwback, not-really-her-ex dating profile to test what the dating pool actually responds to. This episode is a single-person, hilariously honest monologue that walks listeners through the misdemeanor-level setup, the absolutely wild DMs and match messages, the one surreal near-date that proved everything, and the uncomfortable truths about baiting validation online. Expect deadpan receipts, sarcastic play-by-play of cringe opening lines, and a hot take on why people fall for performative signals instead of real behavior. The episode ends with practical, funny takeaways about red flags, self-respect, and why we should all stop auditioning ourselves for other people’s attention. It’s messy, relatable, and exactly the escape the overwhelmed listener needs—like spilling to your best friend, but with receipts.

  5. 3d ago

    I Flaunted My Worst Self to Weed Out the Worst Dates

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  6. 4d ago

    Dating Resume: I Treated My Love Life Like a Resume

    Liv confesses to an experiment that is equal parts petty and brilliant: when dating apps started feeling like job boards, she leaned in and made a real resume for romance. This episode is a fast, funny monologue that walks through crafting a dating CV (objective, skills, 'references' from exes), the cover letter that read like a breakup note, and the cringeworthy moment she turned a first date into a job interview. Expect laugh-out-loud reenactments, hot takes on how we commodify love, red flags you can actually list on a resume, and the one match who replied like an HR manager. It’s all delivered with Liv’s chaotic best-friend energy, oversharing, and sarcastic hot takes. By the end, listeners get a ridiculous story, practical funny tips for navigating dating burnout, and the group-chat vibe that feels like you’re gossiping with your rowdiest friend. Don’t forget to leave a review if this made you snort-laugh.

  7. 5d ago

    The Secret Office Game That Exploded My Work Chats

    I confess to starting a ridiculous, totally unserious office game where a few coworkers and I ranked petty categories—’most likely to steal your lunch,’ ‘best fake laugh,’ ‘serial GIF abuser’—all in a private chat. It was supposed to be a vent-and-laugh thing. Then someone forwarded screenshots to the company group thread. Suddenly I’m dodging HR-style questions, navigating passive-aggressive Slack messages, and trying to explain myself to people I eat lunch with every day. This episode is equal parts cringe comedy and honest hot take: why we play these games, what it says about modern work friendships, and how to survive when private chaos goes public. Expect laugh-out-loud receipts, awkward-shoulder-shrugs, and a best-friend-level rant about workplace boundaries—plus the red flags I kept ignoring and the apology I never thought I’d have to give.

  8. 6d ago

    Silent Retreat, Loud Secrets

    Liv thought a silent retreat would be the perfect escape from texting drama, situationships, and the worst first-date energy. Instead she accidentally brings a very talkative dating-app match, an overzealous wellness instructor, and her loudest inner monologue. In ten minutes of unfiltered monologue she narrates the lead-up (including the group chat vote that decided the match), the arrival where silence rules meet passive-aggressive personality, an escalating series of social fumbles (mismatched expectations, a forbidden snack, and a monumental eye-contact collapse), and the inevitable confession that breaks the quiet. This episode is a best-friends-in-a-group-chat confessional in audio form: equal parts cringe, roast, and empathy. Listeners get the guilty-pleasure story, a hot take on ‘wellness culture performativity,’ and laugh-out-loud moments that feel like swapping receipts with your loudest friend.

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A wildly unfiltered comedy podcast where everyday chaos becomes entertainment. From ridiculous life stories and internet drama to awkward moments, bad decisions, and laugh-out-loud debates, nothing is off limits. Grab your headphones and prepare to laugh harder than you should. Nothing explicit

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  • Creator
    Kelly Sanderson
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    72
  • Rating
    Clean
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