This is True, Really News

This is True, Really News

A whimsical, some say silly, look at news from around the world.

  1. Felony Pickles and Roadkill Trysts: This Is True Really News Mailbag 221

    2D AGO

    Felony Pickles and Roadkill Trysts: This Is True Really News Mailbag 221

    The "silky smoothness" of the Mailbag is back, even if Scot is an "imbecile of titanic proportions" for being late. In Episode 221, Scot and Tony dive into the deep end of the Smoking Gun and the Flathead Beacon police blotter to find the stories that make you question humanity’s collective IQ. From high-stakes condiment combat to Olympic-sized dining disasters, we’ve got it all—as far as you know. The Great Pickle Caper: A 32-year-old woman is charged with "felony pickle assault." We explore how a pickle files a complaint and the messy aftermath of a domestic orgy of brine. Lord of the Idiots: A wanted man tries to evade police by claiming to be Seinfeld’s George Costanza. (He should have gone with David Putty). Snoop Dogg’s "Grazie": Why the D-O-double-G had his card declined at an Italian gastropub and how he paid the bill in Olympic snowboard tickets. The Flathead Blotter: A man in an Elmer Fudd hat, a "wayward son" detailing her life story to dispatch, and the mystery of the "off-putting" trailer. Olympic Hindsight: Tony predicts the future of USA Hockey (or maybe he’s just Thanos) and the Nazgul wolf-dog that just wanted to join the cross-country sprint. The Deep Fryer Tragedy: A dark turn at the Olive Garden that makes the "Never-Ending Pasta Bowl" feel a bit more ominous. The Stolen Bible: The ultimate irony in the world of petty crime. 1,040 Episodes: We’ve officially done a "tax form's worth" of shows with absolutely zero research or thought. If you enjoyed this dose of the absurd, please like the video, subscribe to the channel for your daily reality check, and leave a comment below—especially if you’ve ever been conked on the bean by a pickle. #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Mailbag #OddNews #SnoopDogg #PickleAssault #GeorgeCostanza #USAHockey Inside This Episode:

    23 min
  2. Llama Special Forces, Tactical Towel Swans, and the Welsh Tidy Mouse | This Is True, Really News #1042

    4D AGO

    Llama Special Forces, Tactical Towel Swans, and the Welsh Tidy Mouse | This Is True, Really News #1042

    Reality is just a writer’s room with a serious drinking problem. Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes are back for Episode 1042 to explore the chaos of senior center "kitchen" wars, questionable airline exits, and why the government’s new health AI is getting some very specific questions about cucumbers. We’re breaking down the headlines that prove common sense has officially left the building (much like that one passenger on Air Canada). In this episode: The Kitchen War: A 20-person pickleball riot breaks out at a Florida country club. Witness the "slowest rumble in the world" involving moisture-wicking polos, knee braces, and a 63-year-old facing felony charges for striking a senior with a paddle. The Air Canada Exit: A passenger decides he’s done with Toronto, opens the cabin door, and steps out onto the tarmac. We investigate whether he thought he was Yosemite Sam or just had a serious spatial reckoning problem. The "Angel Box" Girl: A South Korean model hits the streets of Gangnam in a cardboard box inviting strangers to reach in for a "sample." Is it marketing, or just a really expensive way to get a year in jail? Grok’s Dietary Guidance: RFK Jr. launches realfood.gov with an AI chatbot, and the American public immediately asks which "healthy" foods can be comfortably inserted into... well, the Department of Health is reaching for the industrial sanitizer. The IRS & Shiba Inu: Can you pay your taxes in dog-themed crypto? One Ohio man tried. The IRS responded with a "polite" SWAT team. Connect with us:📧 Have a question, conundrum, or snark? Email: titr@netradio.network🎧 Like, subscribe, and ring the bell to appease "Algo and his Rhythms." #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #PickleballRiot #Grok #AirCanada #SatireNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #FloridaMan #RealFood

    17 min
  3. Llama Special Forces, Tactical Towel Swans, and the Welsh Tidy Mouse | This Is True, Really News #1041

    6D AGO

    Llama Special Forces, Tactical Towel Swans, and the Welsh Tidy Mouse | This Is True, Really News #1041

    Forget political commentary—Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes are diving into the "deep towel game" and the unexpected biological security grids of rural England. From resort conspiracies involving terry cloth elephants to high-stakes baccarat in ship laundry rooms, this episode proves that reality is much weirder than anything we could make up. We’re breaking down the latest "investigative" nonsense about towel origami being a secret code for the elite, before pivoting to some truly legendary animal stories. In this episode: The Towel Cabal: Is your hotel swan a biometric signaling device marking you as "highly liquid," or just a creative way to say they cleaned the bathroom? King of the Shelter: The rescue dog in Arizona who busted out his "cronies" for a midnight snack of Fruity Pebbles and a standoff with the police. Llama Special Forces: A tobacco thief in Derbyshire finds out why you never trespass in a field guarded by eight llamas who laugh at your life choices. The Welsh Tidy Mouse: Meet the 75-year-old retired postman whose shed is cleaned every night by a mouse with a superhero complex and zero tolerance for clutter. Algo and his Rhythms: Why you should like, subscribe, and ring the bell to appease the digital gods (and why Tony thinks Ben Affleck was involved). Connect with us:📧 Email your questions, conundrums, or snark to: titr@netradio.network🎧 Subscribe for more news that is 100% true (really)... as far as you know. #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #LlamaSpecialForces #WelshTidyMouse #SatireNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #AnimalHeroes #TravelTruths

    14 min
  4. Title: Super Bowl Defensive Masterclasses & The $180 Burger Debacle | This Is True, Really News

    FEB 21

    Title: Super Bowl Defensive Masterclasses & The $180 Burger Debacle | This Is True, Really News

    Is the offensive line playing in "beginner mode," or is the defense just that good? Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes break down the grit and grind of the big game, where the battle in the trenches actually determined the winner. From the tactical brilliance of defensive fronts to a certain Seattle running back with serious wheels, we’re cutting through the "cheese" to get to the heart of football. But it’s not all sports. We’re diving into the culinary madness of the $180 "LX Hammer" Burger. Does blue cheese fondue and a bone-in beef shank justify that price tag, or is it just a "toxic waste dump in Flavortown"? In this episode: The Trenches: Why the nine people up front are the only ones who actually win football games—and why everything else is just show and tell. Olympic Highlights: Gold medals in bobsledding, legendary cross-country skiing kicks, and the historic USA/Canada women’s hockey rivalry that never disappoints. Wackadoodle Tech & News: An AI bot that founded its own religion (Crustafarianism) while its owner slept, the Olympic village condom shortage, and the boxer who literally had his hair punched off. Listener Mailbag: Star Trek transporter "goop," why influencers are a foot-up-the-backside away from being useful, and the inevitable mention of Mel Brooks. Connect with us:🎧 Subscribe for more satirical takes on the news that’s actually true (really). #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SuperBowl #OlympicHockey #GuyFieri #FootballTalk #SatireNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes

    25 min
  5. Why You’re a "Rawgabbit" Stuck in an Ad-Filled World | TITR 1040

    FEB 19

    Why You’re a "Rawgabbit" Stuck in an Ad-Filled World | TITR 1040

    Hello, meatbags! 🤖 Welcome to Episode 1040 of This Is True Really News, where the facts are real (mostly) and the cynicism is high-octane. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis dive into the linguistic dumpster to resurrect words you didn't know you needed, like "blatherskite" and "kerglaf." If you feel like your brain is a sponge soaked in Tide Pod juice, you aren't alone—you’re just a vital organ in the American economy. We’re breaking down how the advertising industry took over our DNA and why movie trailers are actually called "trailers" (hint: humans have always hated being sold to). In this episode: The Word Warrior’s Resurrection: Why we should all start using "Rawgabbit" and "Pocky" in everyday conversation. The $1 Trillion Ad Trap: You aren't the customer; you're the product. Also, watch out for your webcam. The Bean Monger Wedding: How one "entitled bridage" decided a local coffee shop was the perfect place for a free, unannounced pop-up wedding. Florida Man's Victory Lap: A 120-mph chase that ended in a gas station doughnut performance. It’s not a getaway; it’s rhythmic gymnastics in a Cadillac. All the news you’re about to hear is true... really. As far as you know. 📧 Got a story? Email us: titr@netradio.network👍 Like, Subscribe, and Follow for your weekly dose of satirical reality.💬 Leave a comment: Are you more of a Blatherskite or a Rawgabbit? #Satire #Podcast #FloridaMan #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #FunnyNews #MarketingSecrets #Vocabulary Connect with the Show:

    12 min

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A whimsical, some say silly, look at news from around the world.