The Drunk Astrology Podcast

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Welcome to The Drunk Astrology Podcast, the only place where you’ll learn how to actually use astrology to create opportunities, make money, and build aligned, long-lasting relationships across every area of your life. I’m your host, Graham Breitenstein, professional astrologer, certified Oracle card reader, and former Lady Gaga world-tour dancer turned astrologer to names like Lizzo, Shaun T, Elise Joan, and more.  Today, I help everyone from 7-figure business owners to stay-at-home moms tap into their highest potential using their birth chart and the universal flow of energy via the moon phases. Think of this podcast as your personal astro-resource library: packed with sign-by-sign readings for the transits that you need to know, manifestation strategies using the moon phases, and the exact methods I use myself and with my 1-on-1 clients that turn your dreams into your lived reality - simply, easily, and way better than you ever imagined. It’s time to lock TF in. Let’s. frickin’. GO. Episodes drop twice a month.

  1. MAY 1

    ChatGPT Could Never Be Your Astrologer!

    Text me! Think you can use ChatGPT to read your birth chart? Think again. In this episode, I break down why AI could never replace a real astrologer and expose what you’re actually missing when you rely on AI for guidance. I also walk you through a real example from this week inside my 1:1 coaching containers, where I showed two of my clients how to use Venus in Gemini transiting their second house to generate more income and how that compares to what ChatGPT told me when I asked it the same question. So if you want to learn strategies that are actually tailored to your life, business, and relationships…you'll never beat working with a real astrologer and, more specifically, an astrology coach.  WHAT YOU’LL LEARN Why AI astrology readings feel accurate, but always fall shortThe difference between information vs. pattern recognitionHow I use current transits (like Venus in Gemini) to create actual results for my clientsWhy your birth chart is a comprehensive operating system, not just a bunch of random placementsWhat you actually need to start making aligned decisionsREAL TALK MOMENT FROM THIS EPISODE AI can give you general insights, but it can't see you as a whole. And that’s the difference between using AI to read your chart and working with a real life astrologer. YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    30 min

  2. APR 13

    The Real New Year Is Here: Aries New Moon Readings for Your Next Beginning (April 13–19, 2026)

    Text me! The real New Year starts NOW, Astro Lover! This week's Aries New Moon is your invitation into fresh starts, bold beginnings, and the kind of momentum that turns your hopes, dreams, wishes, and manifestations into your lived reality. In this episode, I’m breaking down what the Aries New Moon means for your zodiac sign so you know exactly how to activate this “new year, new me” energy and plant the seeds for something BIIG. Because what you start now has the power to change everything for the next year. Registration for the Raise Your Vibe Retreat is open and some phenomenal clients have already been securing their spots! Reminder: the price goes up at the end of April! Get more details and secure your spot here. YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    45 min

  3. APR 7

    No More Waiting, Make Your Move: Mars enters Aries (April 6–12, 2026)

    Text me! No more waiting, Astro Lover! Mars enters Aries this week and this planet says it is time for you to make your next move, take bold action, and commit to the dream you are actually willing to fight for. In this week's episode, I break down how the Mars sextile Uranus opens up creative and spiritual breakthroughs + how Mars conjunct Neptune asks you to go all in on your vision, and how Mercury finally clearing retrograde plus the Capricorn Quarter Moon help you create momentum so you can move forward strategically. If you are ready to stop overthinking and start becoming the person who actually makes their dreams become your tangible reality, this is your week! Registration for the Raise Your Vibe retreat is open and some phenomenal clients have already been securing their spots! Reminder: the price goes up at the end of April! Get more details and secure your spot here. YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    27 min

  4. MAR 30

    Make Dating Juicy AF: Venus in Taurus + Libra Full Moon Readings for Your Sign (March 30–April 5, 2026)

    Text me! Ready to make dating JUICY AF? Venus enters one of her favorite signs this week, Taurus, and for the next several weeks she’s here to raise your standards and show you what real pleasure, consistency, and self-worth actually look like. Whether you’re dating, partnered, or pouring it back into yourself, I’m giving you tangible dating advice to upgrade your approach to relationships plus breaking down what Wednesday's Libra Full Moon means for your zodiac sign. Because this week? You can actually get that l-o-v-e glow up you've been waiting for. RAISE YOUR VIBE 2026 RETREAT: Get a profound understanding of YOUR birth chart all while having the time of your friggin' life! Spots are filling up, get more details and register via the link below. GET RETREAT INFO + REGISTER HERE YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    28 min

  5. MAR 23

    This Week is Your Reality Check: Let Go & Level TF Up (March 23–29, 2026)

    Text me! This week, you’re in the space between letting go and stepping TF up. Wednesday's Cancer Quarter Moon has you feeling all the damn feels while Saturn in Aries asks one powerful question: what are you willing to fight for? In this episode, I break down how to process what’s coming up this week, encourage you to commit to yourself, and build the habits, mindset, and support systems that turn your dream life into something real and tangible...because that is where your next level begins. RAISE YOUR VIBE 2026 RETREAT: Get a profound understanding of YOUR birth chart all while having the time of your friggin' life! GET RETREAT INFO + REGISTER HERE YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    31 min

  6. MAR 16

    Say Sayonara to Eclipses + Mercury Retrograde Ends as Aries Season Begins (March 16–22, 2026)

    Text me! Eclipse Season finally comes to a close this week as the Pisces New Moon puts an end to the chaos (on paper at least - will explain in the episode). At the same time, Mercury Retrograde ends as Aries Season begins with the Spring Equinox, also known as International Astrology Day, offering you a much needed reset and fresh momentum to get moving on your dreams. In this week's episode, I break down what these major astrology shifts mean for you and how to work this powerful transition from Eclipse Season into the bold new beginnings of Aries Season. RAISE YOUR VIBE 2026 RETREAT: Get a profound understanding of YOUR birth chart all while having the time of your friggin' life! GET RETREAT INFO + REGISTER HERE YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    32 min

  7. MAR 9

    Jupiter Stations Direct: Here's Where Abundance Activates for YOU (March 9-15, 2026)

    Text me! Eclipse season (aka the Universe’s “anything goes” era) is still in full swing and Mercury Retrograde is deep in its "F Around and Find Out" chapter, but the big headline this week is Jupiter stationing direct on March 10th! As the gift giver planet of abundance, prosperity, travel, and opportunity, doors start FINALLY start opening again in a particular area of your chart, aka life. In this episode, I break down where Jupiter is activating expansion in your life and give BIIG abundance forecasts for all 12 zodiac signs. RAISE YOUR VIBE 2026 RETREAT: Get a deep understanding of YOUR birth chart and how to use it every day to make important decisions aligned with your highest potential. Plus: have a sh!t load of fun while you're at it.  GET RETREAT INFO + REGISTER HERE ––––––––––– YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    29 min

  8. MAR 2

    Chapter Four of Your Eclipse Story Begins with Letting Go (March 2nd - 8th, 2026)

    Text me! In this episode, we cover how this week's Virgo Full Moon Lunar Eclipse is riding shotgun with the karmic South Node of release, meaning chapter four of your eclipse story begins with letting something, or someone, go. Mercury Retrograde continues its "F Around and Find Out" Era, while Mars enters Pisces on Monday and Venus enters Aries on Friday, echoing the Saturn–Neptune conjunction from February 20th. You have a major opportunity for inviting dreamy soul-aligned alliances into the chat! YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HEREWANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavorsrest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationshipsinvest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to youThe Daily Dose of Stars is where you begin to apply astrology in real time: SUBSCRIBE HERE. READY TO APPLY ASTROLOGY TO YOUR LIFE? If you’re done guessing and ready to use astrology powerfully, you're ready to work with me: Birth Chart Readings Moon Phase Manifestor 1:1 Coaching https://www.drunkastro.com/work-with-me TOOLS TO MANIFEST BIIG Manifest BIIG 2026 Journal → BUY ON AMAZONDaily Dose of Stars 2026 Planner → BUY ON AMAZONCONNECT + EXPLORE MORE https://www.drunkastro.com

    29 min
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Welcome to The Drunk Astrology Podcast, the only place where you’ll learn how to actually use astrology to create opportunities, make money, and build aligned, long-lasting relationships across every area of your life. I’m your host, Graham Breitenstein, professional astrologer, certified Oracle card reader, and former Lady Gaga world-tour dancer turned astrologer to names like Lizzo, Shaun T, Elise Joan, and more.  Today, I help everyone from 7-figure business owners to stay-at-home moms tap into their highest potential using their birth chart and the universal flow of energy via the moon phases. Think of this podcast as your personal astro-resource library: packed with sign-by-sign readings for the transits that you need to know, manifestation strategies using the moon phases, and the exact methods I use myself and with my 1-on-1 clients that turn your dreams into your lived reality - simply, easily, and way better than you ever imagined. It’s time to lock TF in. Let’s. frickin’. GO. Episodes drop twice a month.

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  • Creator
    Drunk Astrology
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Drunk Astrology
  • Show Website
    The Drunk Astrology Podcast

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