Three Books One Plot

Three Books One Plot
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Three books, one plot, and two girls ready to dissect this way too far. Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, all at once in this nostalgia-driven, joke-filled look at the world's craziest story ever to be published three times by the same author.

  1. SEP 29

    Episode 71 - "The Volturi Go to Olive Garden"

    Julie rejoins G and Shannon for a “calorie-dense” Eclipse chapter 25, in which POVs collide and short second lives come to an end! First: listener emails about cats, Twilight dads, and... math?? Next: can Bree survive the horrors of Girl Torture long enough to reveal the shocking truth about Edward? Finally: sit down, strap in, and join the Volturi on their wacky American murder vacation!

    2h 24m

  2. SEP 15

    Episode 70 - "Off With Her Head"

    It’s battle time at last, and Lexie returns to help G and Shannon commentate on not one, not two, but THREE fights in Eclipse chapter 25. Also returning? Bella’s holes, just in time to make everyone question whether Jacob is her fluffer. Hearts will break and heads will roll at what is either the sparkliest battle ever or the rave with the most dismemberments per capita! Bonus: the all-new segment Questions for Stephenie (9/11 Edition)! threebooksoneplot.com

    2h 58m

  3. SEP 1

    Episode 69 - "Then Perish"

    It’s episode 69 (nice) and Beth returns just in time for G and Shannon to wish her a happy Father’s Day as they watch this all-Stooge love triangle implode in Eclipse chapter 23. As self-hatred, simping, and romantic power fantasies collide, your hosts must answer the question: is that kiss valid? All that and more as they prescribe Bella antidepressants, debut the Fluttershy Voice, and find horrible new ways for the Renesmegg to haunt the narrative. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    2h 14m

  4. AUG 18

    Episode 68 - "Three Characters One Tent"

    M joins Shannon and G for long-awaited “tentpole episode” on Eclipse chapter 22, and she’s brought a special prop. A werewolf, a vampire, and a human walk into a tent—and there’s only one sleeping bag! Your hosts must survive the homoerotic tension long enough to bring back the Kelseyverse, send Heathcliff to summer camp, and promote Riley from RA to tee-ball coach in a return to Bree Tanner! Which ships will sail and which will (literally) sink in this cucktastic episode? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    2h 29m

  5. AUG 4

    Episode 67 - "Snail Trails"

    Hiking consultant Kacie returns to help Shannon and G read Eclipse Chapter 21—and assign every character a dogsona! It’s a good thing they recorded this episode during Pride Month, because Alice is joining in on the ravishment fantasy and the Edward x Jacob sexual tension is simmering as the main love triangle hits the unhappy trails for the most awkward camping trip in literary history. (What if we pointed to a map and our hands touched and we were both boys?) threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    1h 51m

  6. JUL 21

    Episode 66 - "I May Be a Murderer But I'm Also a Virgin"

    It’s a big day for Bella and Edward in Eclipse chapter 20, and G and Shannon are joined by Amber, who has big news of her own! Will they finally learn the answer to the question “When we gonna bone?” Also discussed: listener cat pics, the invention of Button Watch, newfound respect for Bella, and shocking amounts of positivity toward Edward “up all night to get unlucky” Cullen. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    2h 21m

  7. JUL 7

    Episode 65 - "Meyer's Gun"

    G and Shannon are rejoined by Kitebird in order to Mamma Mia their way through Eclipse chapter 19! They hear from some overseas listeners, give Leah carte blanche to do whatever she wants, and tackle the ultimate Twilight-universe mystery: whom did Tiffany bang? Plus: G’s tinfoil hat theory about Embry, Shannon’s perfidious betrayal of a Corona Light, and… blonde Bella Swan?? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    2h 4m

  8. JUN 23

    Episode 64 - "Live Werewolf Reaction"

    G and Shannon are back from hiatus with a guest from way back in Episode 2! Sam, inventor of "man's hungry," is back to help them tackle Eclipse chapter 18 and a baffling 3-day gym class with Bree Tanner. Together they'll learn Jasper's ultimate secret to killing vampires, plus tackle critical questions like "If a werewolf wore pants, how would he wear them?" and "Should Beau just stay home and sleep?" All will be answered in this whinnying, gobbling, licking-filled episode! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot

    2h 39m
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Three books, one plot, and two girls ready to dissect this way too far. Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, all at once in this nostalgia-driven, joke-filled look at the world's craziest story ever to be published three times by the same author.

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  • Creator
    Three Books One Plot
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    76
  • Rating
    Explicit
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