Three Gray Pubes

Jen and Ari
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Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place. WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!

  1. -10 ч

    Nicole Kidman's "Daughter" Hidden Under Floorboards?!

    Welcome to crazy town where Nicole Kidman's delusional "daughter" resides. Where was she raised you ask? Why under the floorboards of Nicole's house of course! This phenom psycho influencer has amassed millions of views on Tick Tock and (ironically) bares a striking resemblance to Kidman. (And just you wait until you hear about BALD Nicole's wigs and her MAGIC HUMAN LADDERS!) After the floorboard fiasco you'll need to stick around for Ari's big pregnancy "reveal" story. Then, we talk dead dads on the heels of Father's Day :) It's a fun show...maybe the funnest show ever?! XoX, 3GP PS: Also, one of us MIGHT be Bill Cosby's daughter. You heard it here first BUSH CREW! Tune in and find out today!

    34 мин.

  2. -5 дн.

    Driveway Collisions, Bush Sugaring vs. Waxing & The Greatest Facebook Moms Post Ever!

    What is the best post in Facebook Mom Group History? You may find out....but first we'll need to ask you if you know the difference between "choline" and "chlorine." That one pesky letter R really makes all the difference folks. Then, we had our exciting guest (and third gray pube!) Jess regail us with her traumatic sugaring story and high pain tolerance. (Spoiler alert-we interview her labia in an on air first!) Meanwhile in Jen and Ari land..... Ari gets into a dramatic car accident navigating her driveway -it's not her fault-it's HEREDITARY. Enjoy our pubic empire -and special shout out to our fans in the UK, Vietnam and of course JAPAN! XoX - 3GP

    38 мин.

  3. 30 июн.

    Menopause or Murder....and ARFID for Dummies

    Who else's kids eat nothing? And....does it drive you to MURDER? Maybe, maybe not- Depends on the day and if the estrogen patch is on max. In this ep we explore how food can be weaponized to make moms insane and children victorious. Meanwhile....Ari, (who never eats out btw) worries about the "future of restaurants" with the ARFID nuts colonizing the culinary industry one PLAIN chicken nugget at a time. Hold the mayo and welcome to the circus ! You're in for a not so bland treat today BUSH gang! XoX, 3 grays...(and a pube)

    41 мин.

  4. 25 июн.

    Disney Ghost Stories, Encounters with Apparitions and Epiphanies Abound!

    Jen encounters an apparition at Disneyworld and Ari uncovers the mysteries of the universe.. ...Do we think you should listen anyways? Yes! We meet the dead on this glorious episode- taking pubic detours along the way. We'd like to extend a special hello to our international fans in the UK, Vietnam and good old Japan! Keep listening to heighten our pubic diversity! XoX, 3GP

    29 мин.

  5. 23 июн.

    My Dog Sitter Stole My Dildo, The Floor is Lava and egging Wemby at the NBA Finals

    What constitutes as a food fight? Well according to Jen, one person throwing one thing. Either way, we explore this culinary conflict and investigate Victor Wembanyama's egging assault during the NBA Finals. Then, Jen's dog sitter was discovered unplugging her nanny cams and WTF else went on while she was on "vacation" at Disneyworld-aka the land where money goes to die. Dildos? Nanny cams? Assault with a deadly eggshell? These are the mysteries we aim to solve in today's episode! xox, 3GP

    31 мин.

  6. 16 июн.

    Smorgasbord: Perimenopause, Joe Rogen's "Bigfoot DNA" results, Welcome to Plathville…and More

    If you want a masterclass in how not to conduct research this episode is for you! Meanwhile....deep in the BUSH....Ari's nails are still disgusting. Jen confidently explains fake science she only fractionally remembers. STILL....The peer reviewers from the Joe Rogan Show remain convinced. XO, 3GP

    31 мин.

  7. 11 июн.

    Maternal Instincts, Ladies on Death Row and What's Your Felony?

    So many spoiler alerts...so either watch Maternal Instincts on Netflix before you listen OR ....F it! Just listen and brace your labia for the pubic true crime horror of it all! We obviously had to additionally discuss the women on death row and how they got there...leading us to a fun little role play game called "What's Your Felony?" How would Jen and Ari wind up in prison? Listen to this ep to find out (and don't show Jen's accountant.) What would send YOU to jail? Bush fans- We would love to know! Write us at 3graypubes@gmail.com and let us know. XoX, 3GP

    33 мин.

  8. 11 июн.

    Knicks and Death

    Get the paddles....Jen witnessed a miracle and may have flatlined. Surprise, she't not the one who died. We talk about regular houses that are now miniature...because what does Wemby's house look like?! And then we detour into Frank Purdue and east coast chicken, while wrapping up with some thank you's to the bush. write us already 3graypubes@gmail.com xox 3GP

    36 мин.
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Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place. WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!

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    Jen and Ari
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