Three Wise Millennials

Declan McGuigan, Andy Bullick, Luis Alcada
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One Agnostic,one Christian and one Dundee United supporter take it in turns to re-write and discuss bible stories.WARNING: this podcast contains New and Old Testament spoilers...

  1. 07/03/2022

    BONUS EPISODE! - Three Live Millennials

    THE HOLY TRINITY HAVE RETURNED!! No not the father, the son or the holy spirit. Back in September 2021 Luis, Andy and Declan stumbled out of their satanic pits to record a live episode of Three Wise Millennials. In this special live show the boys regale us biblical tales of family f*****y, homicide by bears and unholy lunches!  This live recording took place at the first ever Dundee fringe festival. A special thank you goes out to the organisers and to all those who attended the event! Music Credits: Intro - Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society Outro- Ferris Wheel by Quincas Moreira

    47 min

  2. 03/20/2022

    Jacob and His Amazing Hairy Carpet - Ball-less Billy

    It's hard to believe that the powers of a prophet would go to a man who would mistake his son for his other son with a hairy carpet on his back.  Such is the bible though, and this week Luis tells us the story of how Jacob used some lentils and a shaggy rug to get his fathers inheritance, the family  gas station and as many wives as he has attractive cousins. Music Credits: Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society Outro music - Night Run Away by An Jone

    39 min

  3. 03/13/2022

    Jonah and the Whale - You Don't Wanna Google That

    How would you like a three day all expenses paid trip to a spa inside the belly of a whale? Well whether Jonah wants it or not that's what he's getting. In this week's episode, Andy looks at the well known story of Jonah, a man who did what no one else thought to when called upon by god... run away.  Music credits: Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great North Sounds Society Outro music - Ferri Wheel by Quincas Moreira

    40 min

  4. 03/06/2022

    Judge Gideon - The Stinky Victors

    If a bright light spoke to you and told you that God had injected you with badass prophet powers, would you blindly begin your rise to the top, or would you question Gods presence at every turn? Well for Gideon the judge, it was the latter. This week, Declan looks at the story of the most cowardly judge in the entire saga of God's on again off again relationship with Israel. Music Credits: Intro is Corndogs of Santa Monica by The Great North Sounds Society Outro is Ferris Wheel by Quincas Moreira

    49 min

  5. 02/27/2022

    Rules in Leviticus - Are You Smarter Than a Five-Thousand Year Old Priest?

    Welcome back bible bashers! The Fourth Season continues with some biblical game shows!  Luis quizzes the gang about what is right and what is wrong in the bible according to the Rules of Leviticus, can they win their salvation or are they still doomed to eternal damnation? Intro Music: Chocolate Cookie Jam by An Jone Outro Music: Night Run Away by An Jone

    52 min

  6. 02/20/2022

    Book of Job - Trophy Prophet

    BEHOLD NON BELIVEVERS! THE FOURTH COMING OF THREE WISE MILLENNIALS! We are all delighted to be back with a fourth season of bible parody for you wonderful people! Andy starts of this run of episodes with his take on the story of Job, God's most perfect, ass kissing follower who still gets put through the ringer because lol.  Music Credits: Intro: Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great Northern Sound society Outro: Night Run Away by An Jone

    41 min

  7. 07/11/2021

    David After Goliath - Two Bags of Foreskins

    Three Wise Millennials reach an unprecedented FOURTH EPISODE IN A SEASON! The last episode of season three, Luis tells us all about David after he killed Goliath and became the coolest thing since stoning.  Intro music is Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society outro music is Cruiser by Magic in the Other

    57 min

  8. 07/04/2021

    Noah's Ark - The Second Wave

    What's that? They whole world is about to be flooded?? OH NOAH!! This week on the Three Wise Millennials podcast, Declan takes a look at the well known story of Noah and his big bastard boat.  Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great North Sound Society Outro Music - Night Run Away by An Jone

    40 min
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One Agnostic,one Christian and one Dundee United supporter take it in turns to re-write and discuss bible stories.WARNING: this podcast contains New and Old Testament spoilers...

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  • Creator
    Declan McGuigan, Andy Bullick, Luis Alcada
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Three Wise Millennials
  • Show Website
    Three Wise Millennials