Through Being Cool Podcast Through Being Cool Podcast

Real talk. Two dudes chating about life and where they plan to go next.

Is that pesky morality creeping into your life again? Don't be a dummy, listen to the Through Being Cool podcast. It has 75% less stinky skin than Lazer Brain and twice the less Tristan too! You'll hear the most informed and concise commentary on things that don't matter to anyone anywhere in the most ethically questionable yet powerfully humorous manner imaginable. Including clips of the greatest obscure and esoteric metal, hardcore, and nu-metal songs you've never heard of - or will wish you had never heard of - and named for and punctuated by a song from an emo band that no one ever liked and which the world is greatful never made it big. You'll laugh until you puke, and then get actually sick when you realize what you just listened to.

You'll be found twitching in the foetal position muttering, "my God, my, God, what have I done?" with every listening experience. But in, like, a good way.

FIVE STARS!!!!!

Pretty radical crap here y'all.