Throuple

Beau, Monica, and Liz

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that accuses itself of racism in every episode. BFF Brooklynites Beau, Monica, and Liz discuss the dregs of pop culture and their degenerate lifestyle with an emphasis on niche New York drama: barfing in Ubers & scamming your rating back up, transracial influencer grifts, Florida Man, badly behaved art world celebs, delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams, what we're drinking (Bacardi 151, kombucha) and watching (The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, the VMAs), and the fine art of beating up the pink power ranger at a birthday party with your Dominican cousins.

  1. 01.07.2025

    Boy Love

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s 1/3 gay, 1/3 rotten, and 1/3 ??? This week Monica presents the Boy Love episode: the genre of anime and manga featuring man on man romance, written by girlies, for the girlies. How did BL come to be? What are the tropes? Is it problematic (dubious consent)? Monica goes through a taxonomy of BL. Liz worries she'll be a shoujo forever and mistakes Woody Harrelson for Woody Allen. Topics discussed include: forced proximity, Bacon Lettuce and Ass, Brazilian Boy Love Butt Lifts, the D*ck Island gooning competition, Dentist Roommate Boyfriends, and heteros passing as gay on their first day of Gay High School.  🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    1 ч. 4 мин.

  2. 26.05.2025

    Crypto Bro Torture and Blackmail in Soho: Beau's inaugural New York Crime Report

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that puts the c*nt in crypto! This is a video episode so watch on Spotify for the full experience :) This week on Beau Binary’s New York Crime Report we dive into the breaking news of an Italian man who just days ago escaped from a Soho mansion where he underwent three weeks of torture by John Woeltz, the so-called crypto king of Kentucky. We check out John’s smokeshow assistant Beatrice. A third suspect remains on the loose. Beau does some torture of his own, forcing Monica to sing Bad Boys karaoke. Liz goes insane generating crypto nightclubs with ChatGPT (Colonel’s Cajun Crypto Cafe and Bakery of Soho, anyone?) and checks out Everlane’s new Crypto Collection. Plus we drop new non binary Crypto vocabulary: Cryptofolx and Non Binary Cryptonians. Monica shares her unhinged kawaii algorithm and Beau plays his German Wine Dad music videos. The gang invents the yearly crypto RazzleCon and watch notorious Crypto conwoman Razzlekhan’s deeply embarrassing rap video filmed in FiDi.  🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    45 мин.

  3. 16.05.2025

    This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast whose baby daddy is NOT a bedbug. This week we read passages from Quan Millz novel This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib, popularized on TikTok amongst the author's other books (titles include Tax Season Thots, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband, and My Bad White B*tch) The gang discusses Quan's real country strong name, misogynoir, BBL Thickasauruses, and Millz' curious attention to local Chicago tenant resource hotlines. What is a local Chiraq savage? Does Monica have Japanese samurai-like fearlessness or a leprechaun baby daddy? We look at the book's one star and five star reviews on Amazon and do some social media snooping to determine whether or not Quan is actually black, while Monica ponders whether or not This Ho Got Roaches truly epitomizes the Black experience. Liz chimes in with her usual woke white lady ramblings and Beau critiques the hideous AI book cover. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    1 ч. 11 мин.

  4. 05.05.2025

    CINCO DE DRINKO (2Fast2Fierce: Juarez Familia)

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's 1/3 Mexican, 100% alcoholic, and about to relapse live on air. Today, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes. It's Cinco de Mayo. The gang has been fully sober for 75 days, and it's time to relapse: live, on air, with 7 different types of alcohol. Beau schools us on the true origins of Cinco de Mayo. We try out our best gritos and contemplate a dystopian parallel reality where the French rule Mexico (baguette tacos??) instead of getting pummeled by albondigas. Monica tells us her favorite story about a Mexican. Liz is deeply troubled by the lyrics of Jamie Foxx's 2008 hit "Blame It", and later has to be reminded that she's married. The trio contemplate the random dude from Ohio who may be behind those spicy OnlyFans texts. Beau tells the story of 2Fast2Fierce: Juarez (Familia). 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    57 мин.

  5. 23.04.2025

    Blue Load: A Jizz Journey into Space

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s blowing a load in space! This week we’re talking about the all-woman Blue Origin space flight: Gayle King’s space terror, Katy Perry’s out of touch space monologues, the ACTUAL astronauts on this trip doing research, why noted space satanist Jeff Bezos fell on his face, and most importantly, whether the spacecraft was cut or uncut.  We go over the conspiracy theories surrounding the launch: Did it really happen? Was it a Satanic ritual? Was Oprah trying to blow up Gayle King? Does Katy Perry’s mom have dementia? What is an ORPHIC EGG RITUAL and did they do one on this flight? We read reactions from the internet including a vicious Wendy’s tweet, Emily Rata, Olivia Munn, twitter sexists, and Alex Jone’s incomprehensible babbling. Monica describes pepper spraying herself in an elevator and vows to bring a Ming kitty slideshow to space while Beau decides on space jizz. A concerned discussion about smegma ensues and Liz struggles to make a good Blue Origin space sex pun. Most importantly, we give Amanda Nguyen, Nobel Peace Prize nominee and astrophysicist, her flowers. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throupletok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    44 мин.

  6. 22.02.2025

    Can't spell DEI without D-I-E !

    This week we call our parents and see if they know what we do for a living. Spoiler alert: neither Liz nor Monica's mom have any idea, while Liz's parents hype up the whole gang. Monica is the first to be accused of racism after her out of pocket comments about short Mexicans, while Liz expounds on the worst shit that white people have done and pays Monica reparations for Black History Month. We discuss Onijah, the crazy American lady in Pakistan, Eric Adams' boot-licking attempt to be pardoned, and talk trichotillomania: who's plucking where, and where are the secret scabs? DEI is on our minds with the massive DC plane-helicopter crash and Beau warns "Can't spell DEI with D-I-E! Liz reveals what conspiracy theories the crazies on X and Facebook are discussing, and shares gossip and blind items about JD Vance, Baron Trump and Elon Musk. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    1 ч. 3 мин.

  7. 09.12.2024

    CEO Down

    Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that was nowhere near the Midtown Hilton at 6:45 AM on Wednesday! And definitely didn’t make a CEO shooter playlist (link below). This week is all about the sexiest assassin known to mankind: the masked man in NYC who gunned down United Health CEO Brian Thompson earlier this week in broad daylight. However, the gang quickly discovers that Monica’s Animal Crossing addiction has rendered her unable to function or speak. She recovers quickly, explaining what a pre-cruise is and debating whether her tailor stepdad made the assassin’s backpack.  Most importantly, we discuss whether the shooter is poly and/or pansexual and what he ordered at Starbucks prior to capping the CEO. Turns out you can buy a silencer from Starbucks’ secret menu, but more importantly, what was on the shooter’s Spotify Wrapped? To Monica’s dismay, Beau proposes a Spotify shooter playlist, and we agree that FBI surveillance of Throuple would be a net positive (more viewers!).  The gang speculates on the shooter’s motives. Theories include a lover’s quarrel and that the CEO actually hired his own killer to put him out of his misery after listening to our podcast. We discuss a festive balloon left outside the Hilton in memoriam and speculate on the assassin’s race. Beau determines that he is not Dominican due to the intact eyebrows and is accused of racism. Monica is sure that he is definitely not white. Liz claims the assassin is “not her physical type” but begins to audibly thirst as the recording goes on.  Liz tries to discuss tragic current events but is shut down in favor of Hawk Tuah crypto and Andrew Tate’s pathetic Discord ripoff getting hacked. Beau explains how his friend group tried to fix a buddy’s inverted nipples with beer and Liz accidentally uses racial slurs to describe tank tops. Lastly the gang revisits their favorite Tiktok video of all time, duet to stop bullying.  🎶 ceo assassin playlist http://bit.ly/4faRRm2 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb  🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/  🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod  🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod

    54 мин.

  8. 05.11.2024

    Happy Halloween you cretins!

    It’s HALLALOO! (Celebrated by some as Halloween) Monica explains the origins of the holiday and takes Liz and Beau through a grueling Halloween quiz. We learn about the gang’s holiday traditions including trick or treating at bodegas in Washington Heights, going to white neighborhoods for the best candy, and paying neighbors in Italy to go along with candy schemes. Liz and Beau share traumatic EuroDisney stories (brain bleeds on the baguette rollercoaster, anyone?) and Monica scares them with demonic turnip stories. Worst of all, Monica misgenders ChatGPT but strikes back with accusations of mansplaining. Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that is hoping for no razors in their candy this year. 🍓 YouTube ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: ⁠https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc⁠  🗣 send us hate mail: throuplepod@gmail.com  🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: ⁠https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb ⁠ 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod to see barf comics and talk low to us in the DMs: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ ⁠ 🍦 throupletok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod ⁠ 🍓 YouTube: ⁠bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD⁠ 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: ⁠bit.ly/Throuplecoffee⁠

    50 мин.
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Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that accuses itself of racism in every episode. BFF Brooklynites Beau, Monica, and Liz discuss the dregs of pop culture and their degenerate lifestyle with an emphasis on niche New York drama: barfing in Ubers & scamming your rating back up, transracial influencer grifts, Florida Man, badly behaved art world celebs, delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams, what we're drinking (Bacardi 151, kombucha) and watching (The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, the VMAs), and the fine art of beating up the pink power ranger at a birthday party with your Dominican cousins.

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  • Автор
    Beau, Monica, and Liz
  • Годы выхода
    2023 - 2025
  • Выпуски
    27
  • Ограничения
    С ненормативной лексикой
  • Авторские права
    © Beau, Monica, and Liz
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    Throuple