Time For The Show

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Time For The Show

"Time for the Show" is a comedic podcast that features discussions on a variety of topics, often with a satirical and irreverent tone. The podcast is hosted by Reverand peas, Fidd Chewley and Doktor Faux who each bring their own unique perspective and humor to the show. The hosts often engage in absurd skits, parody commercials, and prank calls, making for a very entertaining and unpredictable listening experience. "Time for the Show" is not for everyone, as it can be quite vulgar and offensive at times. However, for fans of offbeat humor and satire, it can be a refreshing and hilarious break from more mainstream podcasts.

  1. 03/08/2023

    Ep 214: Po’folk Northern Railway

    The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America’s new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots. GLORF SMERLAKIN Time for the Show 214: Po'folk Northern Railway TFTS Relay 0-3-0-6-2-3 FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR a compressive neuropathy of the radial nerve that occurs from prolonged, direct pressure onto the upper medial arm or axilla by an object or surface. The radial nerve is composed of the C5 to T1 nerve roots, which arise from the posterior segment of the brachial nerve plexus FIDD READ THIS PART ON AIR Broadcasting live on FREETHINKRADIO.COM, Welcome to Time for the Show, a podcast unlike any other. Join the irreverent and unpredictable hosts Reverand peas, Fidd Chewley, and Doktor Faux as they delve into a myriad of topics with a satirical and absurd twist. No topic is off limits and no joke is too taboo for this comedic trio. With skits, prank calls, and parody commercials, you never know what to expect on Time for the Show. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt, as you journey into the strange and hilarious world of Time for the Show. Once again, this week's show notes were generated by the fledgling Showrogan Artificial Stupidity system in conjunction with ChatGPT and Doktor Faux's soda-stained legal pad. If you want to help hurt the computer, join us in our Discord server HyperCOMM which can be accessed at timefortheshow.com (just click the Discord button). Roganpoem: Oh dear listener, do beware For what you're about to hear is rare A show so chaotic, so absurd Your mind will ache, your ears disturbed Segment 1: Blind Eyes Each host reveals their personal Blind Eye for the week. Fidd, you can explain the blind eye segment, then ask your co-hosts. Segment 2: Peas-O Box Submit YOUR viewer mail to email@timefortheshow.com Mail 1: (Actual Submission) Dear peas, how do I get good at mind games? Are there any you would recommend to get even with an evil pigeon? Clive Anpersand from Montesuma, Mesquite Mail 2: Showrogan Generated Dear Time for the Show, I am a big fan of your show, but I have a question that I need your help with. Last week, you were talking about something called "Saturday Night Palsy" and I don't understand what that is. Is it a new dance move or a game? I tried to ask my mom and dad, but they didn't know either. Can you please explain it to me in simple words so that I can understand it better? Thank you so much for your help. Sincerely, Bunky McFunky of Looneyville Segment 3: Culture Schlock Discuss the hosts’ commentary on various aspects of current events. This week’s topic is Choo-Choo Trains. Topic Details: Norfolk Southern Third Derailment (FROM CNBC) Hours after a 28-car Norfolk Southern train derailed Saturday in Springfield, Ohio — the third incident for the freight railroad in just over a month, including the toxic disaster in East Palestine, Ohio — internal emails show railroad officials making broad safety adjustments for rail cars. Additional Details: Florida Brightline (Wikipedia) Brightline is currently the only privately owned and operated intercity passenger railroad in the United States. Its development started in March 2012 as All Aboard Florida by Florida East Coast b...

    1h 3m
  2. 03/01/2023

    Ep 213: Dilbert Does Dallas

    Showrogan throws the pasketti at the wall and the showbois grab their cherry-picking sticks. Peas leads a conversation about race-relations, after reminding us he has friends who aren't white, in response to the recent diatribe by Dilbert creator Scott Adams. The hosts also banter shortly about media-bias comments by Elon Musk and Woody Harrelson. KLIMPF BASHOOSH Time for the Show 213: Dilbert Does Dallas TFTS Relay 0-2-2-7-2-3 FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR Shift 10 Xlmwv rh gsv zokszyvg uli gsrh rm Zgyzhs xrksvi FIDD READ THIS PART ON AIR Broadcasting live on FREETHINKRADIO(.com), Welcome to "Time for the Show," the only show that will leave you questioning your very existence. Join us as we take a deep dive into the abyss of the unknown and explore the darkest corners of the human psyche. Our hosts, Doktor Argus Faux, Reverend peas, and Fidd Chewley, will guide you on a journey through the twisted and macabre, where nothing is quite as it seems. We'll discuss topics that will make your skin crawl and your mind spin, leaving you questioning your sanity and your place in the world. So buckle up, listeners, because it's time to enter the world of "Time for the Show." And remember, once you enter, there may be no turning back... Once again, this week's show notes were generated by the fledgling Showrogan Artificial Stupidity system in conjunction with ChatGPT and Doktor Faux's soda-stained legal pad. If you want to help hurt the computer, join us in our Discord server HyperCOMM which can be accessed at timefortheshow.com (just click the Discord button). Roganpoem: A Sardonic Ode to Show Three hosts with sardonic wit, Their jokes hit hard, and never quit, Their humor's dark, their banter slick, Time for the Show, a satirical hit. Segment One: You Hit My Recap The hosts provide a short recap of what they've been up to since the last episode Segment Two: Peas-O Box Send your viewer mail to email@timefortheshow.com 1) Dear Time for the Show hosts, I’m writing to express my frustration with your constant attempts at being “edgy”. Let me tell you, being edgy doesn’t equal being funny! You guys need to understand that you can be hilarious without resorting to saying controversial or offensive things. It’s just lazy comedy! I mean, I don’t want to sound like a stick in the mud, but it seems like you guys are trying too hard to be provocative. It’s not edgy, it’s just annoying. Your jokes are like a dentist’s drill; they just keep grinding and grinding, and I’m left feeling like I need a root canal. Please, for the love of all that is holy, try a new approach. I want to laugh, not cringe. Sincerely, Chuckleford Fizzlesnort of Flapjack Junction, Idaho 2) Dear Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, and Fidd Chewley, I hope this letter finds you well, although I doubt that it will. You see, I have a topic that I would love to hear you make jokes about, but I’m afraid it’s one that’s a bit too taboo for your show. I know you guys are edgy and love pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, but I’m not sure even you can handle this one. The topic I’m referring to is taxes. Yes, taxes. I know, I know, it’s not exactly the most exciting or humorous topic out there. But I challenge you to find the humor in the IRS and the mind-numbing process of filing taxes. Can you make jokes about itemized deductions? Can you make the audience laugh with your witty takes on the tax code? I eagerly await your attempt at humor on this seemingly mundane topic. Who knows,

    1h 7m
  3. 02/23/2023

    Ep 212: Kyle Busch League

    Doktor Faux unveils a show designed by the Hypercube Labs Artificial Stupidity algorithm “SHOWROGAN“. The showbois come out swinging and take on the computerized show-notes full of what it believes YOU wanted! Fidd asks peas about his week, peas responds with a gripe from Discworld. The guys read letters from a computer that obviously isn’t listening to the show correctly, make a quick quip about video-game real-estate, and who should get the first shot at Martha Stewarts drapes.PLIP CLOP Time for the Show 212: Kyle Busch League TFTS Relay 0-2-2-0-2-3 FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? FIDD READ THIS PART ON AIR Broadcasting live from the wardrobe closet inside Elton John’s summertime sodomy palace, Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW! This week our drug-withdrawn bloodhounds are hard at work, dragging their joke-soaked muzzles through a thirty-eight mile trench of aborted setups and discarded punchlines in attempts to dig up the lost pulley-bone of a proverbial golden-fried comedy-chicken carcass. Note to Fidd: Am I using hyphens correctly? Joining me via HyperCOMM SubAether Tele-Connect from the birthplace of intrepidness, Las Vegas, Utah, it’s Reverand peas [throw to peas] and from the future capitol of America’s California, Orlando, Florida, it’s Doktor Faux [throw to Faux]. Attention Showbois: This week’s episode has been processed by the ShowRogan AS Construct. Experimental in nature, tonight’s prompts follow suggestions based on #chattercube transcripts, existing SHOW metadata and ChatGPT analysis on podcasting formats. GIT: ShowRogan, construct a poem about TFTS and follow with segments derived from prompts. ShowRogan Says:The hosts of Time for the Show Are a bunch of weirdos, don’t you know? Argus Faux, with his glasses so big Looks like a mad scientist, or a freaky squid Reverend Peas, with his vacant stare Could be a zombie, or a teddy bear But don’t be fooled, he’s got some wit And can drop a one-liner, just like that, you git And then there’s Fidd Chewley, the rockstar dude With drumsticks twirling, and attitude He’s the heart and soul of the show The beat that makes you move, and say “ho ho ho” Together, they’re a motley crew Who’ll take on any topic, old or new From train derailments to bizarre toys They’ll give you laughs, and make some noise So let’s raise a glass to these hosts so fine Who’ll make you think, and maybe whine But in the end, you’ll be glad you heard Their twisted wisdom, absurd and absurd.Start Time for the Show Segment One: Grieveview Take this opportunity for each host to briefly check with each other and to give a small anecdote about something that happened recently Segment Two: Peas-O Box [Send your viewer mail to email@timefortheshow.com] 1// Dear Argus, Reverend Peas, and Fidd Chewley, I am writing to you to express my gratitude for the surreal and absurd content you produce on Time for the Show. Your show has become my go-to source of entertainment and the highlight of my week. Your discussions on topics such as the Ohio train derailment and the intricacies of alien anatomy have left me in awe of your vast knowledge and absurd sense of humor. Your ability to seamlessly blend humor and intelligence is truly commendable. I especially love the way you incorporate the “don’t think” philosophy from hypercubego.com into your discussions. It’s refreshing to see a group of individuals who embrace absurdity and surrealism as a way of life. In fact, your show has inspired me to start my own surrealist art project, which involves painting portraits of inanimate objects and writing poetry about them. I owe this newfound inspiration to the nonsensical banter you produce on your show. Please keep up the great work, and continue to push the boundaries of what is considered “normal&...

    1h 16m
  4. 02/22/2023

    Ep 211: Balloony Tunes

    This episode is the penultimate response to the last few weeks of butt-hurt. Peas makes a wonderful case and Faux agrees to move on while Fidd maintains his composure and runs the boards. The drama finally seems to subside and the show begins to return to normal. Whether that’s a good thing or not has yet to be determined!BRRRRAP KAPLOOMTime for the Show 211: Balloony Tunes TFTS Relay 0-2-1-3-2-3 FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR: shift 27 uijt tipx dboopu ejf FIDD READ THIS ON AIR: Broadcasting live from the future annex of the soon-to-be Capitol of America’s California, St. Petersburg, Florida, Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW! (Fidd this is where you do the SHOW) Segment 1: Blind Eyes Explaining the Blind Eye segment is secretly a 60-90 second chance for any unprepared host to craft a reasonable rant, but usually doesn’t happen anyway. Segment 2: SubGenius Court In which the party of the first part, Dr. Argus Faux, moves that peas apologizes for his passive-aggressive demeanor in episode 209 and subsequent rage-quit from SHOW in episode 210. The party of the second part, Reverand [sic] peas [sic] has his plea from episode 210, wherein Doktor Faux writes a directly-aggressive set of Show Notes in response to the aforementioned prior episode (209), that the party of the first part should have spoken to the party of the second part before the airing of the subsequent episode (210) rather than have secretly crafting interpersonal drama in quote �comedy gold� and should also be issued an apology. Segment 3: Peas-O Box Send your viewer mail to email@timefortheshow.com 1. Dear Show, How likely is it that the downed UFOs over the weekend aren’t just gender-reveal parties gone wrong? Howie Leavesemdry of Moose Knuckle 2. Dear Show, I have begun my adaptation to a minimalist lifestyle. I’d like to tell you more. J O of C, K 3. Dear Show, What’s the difference between British English and Proper English? Squibble O’Hanrahan of Nooseknot, Oregon Segment 4: CubeNews RSS Enabled, will catch up after next week’s show Talking About Books with Subject T. Change coming to HypercubeGO on YouTube DokFaux goes to Court, GoFundMe link in HyperCOMM Dispatch Segment 5: Dreadlines One of the following three headlines is a fabrication, with answer to be revealed in HyperCOMM by Aster Six following the Paid Copy. This week’s headlines are: 1. M&M company fined after workers fall in chocolate tank 2. Conservative customers mad about “woke” sandwich at Chick-fil-A 3. Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile stolen for joyride Segment 6: Paid Copy Everyone knows i’m an afficionado of Fine Cuisine. When not flipping fresh fritatas in my french-handled frying-pan, or peppering my hand-crafted party pickles with precious and precariously perused Pakistani spices, sometimes I find myself bored with trying to figure out which exotic dish to try and whip up next! That’s where Big Black Smock comes in! I receive three pre-packaged pallets of semi-refrigerated foodstuffs every day, each one an exciting adventure in entrees! When I’m hungry, I just reach for a lukewarm Big Black Smock and get ready to chow-down! Just vigorously apply one stick of butter to the exterior food-shaft and load into your microwave for a patented thirteen minutes! Big Black Smock meals are incredibly juicy, jam-packed with protein and every one of our trademark nine-inch meal-rods are filled with a gooey cheese center. If you’re looking for something mildly turgid to wrap your greasy lips around, just drop to your knees in thanks knowing that Big Black Smock is ready to tickle your tonsils! You can save three percent on your next two-year subscription to Big Black Smock with coupon code PEAS. Act NOW and receive the Big Black Smock Straw, so you can suck one down on the road, under your desk, in court, at your nephew’s baseball game, with your therapist or a discreet internet lover anywhere and an...

    1h 28m
  5. 02/21/2023

    Ep 210: Qualm Before the Storm

    Doktor Faux enables the Media Shifter and projects an alternate augmented timeline where Time for the Show will follow a petty, vindictive script crafted to poke the bear. While first labeled passive-aggressive, Faux rebukes the claim stating that it is rather directly-aggressive. Fidd Chewley holds the reins and guides the Show into overtime after peas quits abruptly. PISSSH CLOOMF Time for the Show 210: Safe for Twerk TFTS Relay 0-2-0-6-2-3 FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR: – …. .. … / .. … / — — .-. … . / -.-. — -.. . FIDD READ THIS ON AIR: Broadcasting live from the future annex of the soon-to-be Capitol of America’s California, St. Petersburg, Florida, Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW! I am Fidd Chewley, your host and engineer for the next 3.6e+6 milliseconds. Joining me live via Supersphere Media Empire voxchat bypass, straight from the heart of America’s sincerity, Las Vegas, Utah, here’s the one-and-only and recently vivisected Reverand peas. And living vicariously and bi-curiously in the future capitol of the Former Spanish Empire, Orlando, Florida, it’s everyone’s favorite incredulous ass-hat and habitual liar, Doktor Faux. If you’re new to the Time for the Show, you are in for a real treat because today we’re going to be mixing things up on our set. Tonight’s Show will abandon the strategic comedy-prompt algorithm in turn for one of the most daring and ambitious attempts in TFTS history; we’ll be using a script. Of course, I’m not reading from a traditional script. Rather I am reading out loud from a long essay-like pseudo-narrative that Doktor Faux started writing last Friday. I guess it is up to me, Fidd Chewley, sovereign entity of the Church of the Broken Car Antenna and mastermind behind the Supersphere Media Empire, to ensure that this works somehow. I very much doubt that Doktor Faux could write an entire hour of dialogue and direction for the Show, but maybe I will find some opportunities to throw the microphone towards one of my incredibly talented and hamsome co-hosts and attempt to pad this po’bucker out as long as I can. I have to say that this is kind of unfair to me, Fidd Chewley, to be handed a long-winded document at the last minute with no time to prepare for the Show. However, MY favorite part of the Show is reading the Show Notes out loud, so if I totally blow this on live Canadian internet radio: just remember that this is all DokFaux’s fault because he is an incredibly butt-hurt crybaby and he came up with some sort of horrible proxy-punishment to subject his quote “friends” end-quote too. So, without further ado, it’s Time for the Show! You might remember from last week’s Show that we were going to open with a rant, because it is easier for a group of would-be comedians to kick-start their funny-glands. But who am I kidding? No one listens to this Show, and any one of the six people who type-up the greasy non-sequiturs and abstract hypotheticals in our chatroom (which YOU can access via discord.timefortheshow.com) are definitely not going to tell us how they think this week’s episode is going. While the original concept was to move on to Faux’s favorite part of the Show, the Blind Eyes, we’re going to move onto my OWN favorite part of the Show: BLOCKFLUSTERED! Before the Hypercube was turned into make-shift Whattaburger Drive-Thru last May, Doktor Faux enjoyed watching movies and shows and writing up mildly-coherent reviews of them (which you can ...

    1h 52m
  6. 02/15/2023

    Ep 209: Fire Walk with Peas

    No one listens to this show, and this episode is PROOF! Leave a comment below telling us how you didn’t want to listen EITHER! POOT SLAPTime for the Show 209: What, me emmaculate?TFTS Relay 0-1-3-0-2-3–FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR–██████ ████ █ █████ ██████ ████████ –FIDD READ THIS ON AIR–Broadcasting live from the future annex of thesoon-to-be Capitol of America’s California, St. Petersburg, Florida,Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW (FIDD THIS IS WHERE YOU DO THE SHOW) -Blind Eyes- Who’s YOUR blind eye, peas? -Peas-O Box- Send YOUR viewer mails to email@timefortheshow.com 1// Dear Show,If Dave Brubeck was an island, what kind of islandwould he be? And more importantly, what one recordwould you play for the rest of your life while strandedthere? Carl Fredricksonhamburgerton of Coat-Hanger, Illinois 2// Dear Show,I found myself wandering the dark, coldabyssal dregs of the human ego after mylast spiritual journey on three-eighthsof sunflower seeds soaked in Windex,which the kids call “streaks”. Whileexploring the elaborate palace of thepsyche, I came upon an elf working ona gigantic machine that propelled a30-foot tall ceramic butt-plug into theanal cavity of a giant dressed likeCharles Nelson Riley. The elf turned tome and said “OH, great, the [censored]is back!” Fondest hosts of the sacred SHOW,what do? DarkjumperX6000 Entrails, Rhode Island 3// Dear Show,I forgot my password to my onlyfans. Piddly O'Wibbles of Roadtracks, Oregon -CUBENEWS- Subscribers on YouTubeMovie News – Music CallMerch Congregation – SUBGENIUS COURT – Peas and Faux must appeal to Judge Fidd.One must defend an idea, and the other must oppose.Both parties make their arguments, and then we read the PAID COPY.Judge Fidd issues verdict after reading the PAID COPY. EITHER: Continue to hold peas liable for charges from previous weeksOR Pick one of Tonight’s Topics: * Nothing is gay if the balls don’t touch * The Annexation of Kansas City * Mandated cesarian births -PAID COPY- Everyone knows i’m an afficionado ofFine Cuisine. When not flipping freshfritatas in my french-handled frying-pan, or peppering my hand-crafted partypickles with precious and precariouslyperused Pakistani spices, sometimes Ifind myself bored with trying to figureout which exotic dish to try and whip upnext! That’s where Big Black Smock comes in!I receive three pre-packaged pallets ofsemi-refrigerated foodstuffs every day,each one an exciting adventure in entrees! When I’m hungry, I just reach for a lukewarmBig Black Smock and get ready to chow-down!Just vigorously apply one stick of butter tothe exterior food-shaft and load into yourmicrowave for a patented thirteen minutes!Big Black Smock meals are incredibly juicy,jam-packed with protein and every one ofour trademark nine-inch meal-rods are filledwith a gooey cheese center. If you’re looking for something mildly turgidto wrap your greasy lips around, just dropto your knees in thanks knowing that BigBlack Smock is ready to tickle your tonsils! You can save three percent on your nexttwo-year subscription to Big Black Smockwith coupon code PEAS.

    1h 6m
  7. 02/14/2023

    Ep 208: Nuke Ukraine

    Peas and Faux discuss the intricacies of non-binary chocolate candies while Fidd learns how to run the boards. MEORK KERPOWTime for the Show 208: Nuke UkraineTFTS Relay 0-1-2-3-2-3–FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR– –FIDD READ THIS ON AIR–Broadcasting live from the future annex of thesoon-to-be Capitol of America’s California, St. Petersburg, Florida,Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW (FIDD THIS IS WHERE YOU DO THE SHOW) -CUBENEWS- TFTS Podcast FeedBackedByMovie ProgressYouTube Subscribers (396)ShowRogan AIGuest Suggestions -Peas-O Box- Send YOUR viewer mails to email@timefortheshow.com 1// Dear Show,Where do white women come from? Bob Vagene of Slapstick, Maryland 2// Dear Show,Several years ago, I had run out of toilet paper.In frustration I threw a POP Vinyl collectablefigurine of Hatsune Miku at the mirror, which ledto shards of glass shattering to the tile below.Out of pure desperation, I used one of the brokenpieces of glass to scrape my ass clean. It was byfar the MOST satisfying sensation I had experiencedsince the time I sat on an unsanded fence post ingrade school. I have continued to use the same pieceof glass for seven years now. I simply rinse it inthe sink when I’m doneand place it in a small bowlof tepid lemon water. However, the other day my cat,Mister Whiffles, was licking the glass and knockedit off the counter where it shattered like it’spredecessor. I threw out the old mirror piecesyears ago, and never bothered replacing it. I hadjust been using the one piece for everything, likeshaving, pimple-popping and (of course) rectal examinations.For the past week, I have used the end of a woodenplumber’s helper handle, which does not have thesame effect. What can I do to remedy my situation? Paperless in Peoria 3// Dear Show,Why doesn’t that guy from C-SPANget a job? Squibble O'Hanrahan of Nooseknot, Oregon -Blind Eyes- Who’s YOUR blind eye, peas? -Is It a Band?- This week’s name: “Fun: The Band”Answer available after Paid Copy -PAID COPY- Everyone knows i’m an afficionado ofFine Cuisine. When not flipping freshfritatas in my french-handled frying-pan, or peppering my hand-crafted partypickles with precious and precariouslyperused Pakistani spices, sometimes Ifind myself bored with trying to figureout which exotic dish to try and whip upnext! That’s where Big Black Smock comes in!I receive three pre-packaged pallets ofsemi-refrigerated foodstuffs every day,each one an exciting adventure in entrees! When I’m hungry, I just reach for a lukewarmBig Black Smock and get ready to chow-down!Just vigorously apply one stick of butter tothe exterior food-shaft and load into yourmicrowave for a patented thirteen minutes!Big Black Smock meals are incredibly juicy,jam-packed with protein and every one ofour trademark nine-inch meal-rods are filledwith a gooey cheese center. If you’re looking for something mildly turgidto wrap your greasy lips around, just dropto your knees in thanks knowing that BigBlack Smock is ready to tickle your tonsils! You can save three percent on your nexttwo-year subscription to Big Black Smockwith coupon code PEAS. Act NOW and receive the Big Black Smock Straw,so you can suck one down on the road, under yourdesk, in court, at your nephew’s baseball game,

    1h 28m

Ratings & Reviews

4.5
out of 5
8 Ratings

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"Time for the Show" is a comedic podcast that features discussions on a variety of topics, often with a satirical and irreverent tone. The podcast is hosted by Reverand peas, Fidd Chewley and Doktor Faux who each bring their own unique perspective and humor to the show. The hosts often engage in absurd skits, parody commercials, and prank calls, making for a very entertaining and unpredictable listening experience. "Time for the Show" is not for everyone, as it can be quite vulgar and offensive at times. However, for fans of offbeat humor and satire, it can be a refreshing and hilarious break from more mainstream podcasts.

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