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4.8 • 213 Ratings
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ITS TIME FOR NEWS. AMERICA’S NEWS.
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TLE 182 - Of Coconuts and Ravens
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On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/24/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 181 - The Attempt
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On this episode, we discuss failed attempts and the mainstreaming of MAGA. Get ready for gay.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/17/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth
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TLE 180 - Many Projects
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On this episode, we discuss the newly released RNC Platform, the dreaded Project 2025, and the alignment between them. Good news, we discover the same thing we've been talking about for weeks again.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/10/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 179 - Iron Claw
Listen to the J. Burden Show!
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On this episode, we discuss American Medieval, Vince McMahon, bad debates, geological nothingness, and Donald Trump's compromised MAGA movement.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 178 - Wormin' Out
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On this episode, we discuss the final death of Bitcoin, the domestication of ravens and lady-bugs, and the pure power of male friendship.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth
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STS 31 - Psychogeography Pt. 2 w/ MR James
Soon to be frequently recurring guest Doc Brown is back to explain himself and how he incited me to do that episode on psychogeography in the first place.
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Greatest News Show
Timeline Earth is the greatest News Show in history. Bird, a.k.a. Mr. Newsman, breaks the internet with his unparalleled talent and sheer handsomeness. Flanked by his equally gifted right hand Car, the affable Paz, and the charmingly unhinged Aaron, this quartet are the best FEMA campmates a guy could ask for. Coming to a Walmart near you!
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I like to vape and type on my keyboard in unison while I listen for a 4D experience when I hangout with the boys
Best source of weekly news 9 Wednesdays out of10
Don’t be frightened by all the inside jokes you’ll figure it out as you go
Update: #*BEEP*Tom