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Metric Max and Imperial Pete talk and joke around about tools and the jobsite lifestyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Moulding Bar

    Feb 23

    Moulding Bar

    Just a brief preamble this week where Imperial Pete revisits 'galoshes-gate' and Metric Max makes the case to narrow the scope of which tools they discuss. Then the moulding bar comes in for heavy scrutiny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  2. Drill Press

    Feb 9

    Drill Press

    Imperial Pete pushes the Astro Van to its limits. Metric Max encouters more yappy German workers. Then the boys unveil a new and improved rating system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  3. Stud Finder

    Jan 26

    Stud Finder

    Imperial Pete continues trying to wean himself off beer by substituting it with magic mushrooms. Metric Max reveals an eyewitness account of a rare sighting over the Swiss Alps. Then the boys discuss just how pointless the intersection of Silicon Valley tech and jobsite tools can be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  4. Table Saw

    Jan 12

    Table Saw

    Imperial Pete unfurls "the swastika siding scandal". Metric Max acquires a new target: linear drains. Then they load up for a major tool. Can the guys give the table saw an honest rating? Or has "carpenter's choice" obliterated the already shaky rating system? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  5. Shit Chisel

    12/23/2025

    Shit Chisel

    Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  6. Marrette

    12/08/2025

    Marrette

    Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  7. Fein MultiMaster

    11/24/2025

    Fein MultiMaster

    Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  8. Pica Pencil

    11/10/2025

    Pica Pencil

    Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min
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Metric Max and Imperial Pete talk and joke around about tools and the jobsite lifestyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    Tools
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    34
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tools
  • Show Website
    Tools

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