Top Dad

Top Dad
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Welcome to Top Dad, where two Midwestern dads tackle the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of dad life. We make bad jokes, talk about the everyday chaos of parenting in today’s world, and do our best to hold on to what’s left of our sanity. New episodes drop every week! Tune in every week to our podcast, or visit topdadpod.com on how to contact the Top Dads!. Come for the laughs, stay for the real talk about fatherhood.

  1. The Dadministration: Apologies, Birthday Parties & Standing Ovations

    5h ago

    The Dadministration: Apologies, Birthday Parties & Standing Ovations

    🎙️ Episode 250 –  “The Dadministration: Apologies, Birthday Parties & Standing Ovations” 250 episodes! That’s hundreds of dad jokes, thousands of questionable opinions, and at least one child asking, “Dad… are you recording again?” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we celebrate Episode 250 by tackling one of the toughest jobs in the world: being Dad… and occasionally acting like a functioning adult. 🎓 Major or Minor: Business Administration College majors, career choices, and why every dad eventually earns an honorary MBA in Budgeting, Scheduling, Negotiating, and Finding Things That Were “Right There.” 🎈 How to Meet Other Dads at Birthday Parties Making friends as an adult is awkward enough. Now try doing it while holding a Capri Sun, watching a bounce house, and pretending you know the birthday kid’s name. 🎭 Middle Child Theatre Kid > The Recital Every recital is a Broadway debut if you’re a proud parent. We celebrate the theatre kids, the standing ovations, and the dads trying to clap while simultaneously recording the entire performance. ✍️ How to Write an Apology Letter Whether it’s to your spouse, your neighbor, or the coach you accidentally yelled at… the Top Dads share the unofficial guide to writing an apology that says, “I’m sorry,” without sounding like your lawyer wrote it. 📚 Top Dad Book Club – Summer Edition It’s time for our updated summer reading list. Whether you’re poolside, on vacation, or hiding in the garage for “just ten more minutes,” we’ve got a few great recommendations to keep your dad brain sharp. For 250 episodes, we’ve laughed through parenting, celebrated the little victories, and learned that dads don’t have all the answers… but we’re usually willing to make one up with enough confidence. Thanks for being part of the Top Dad family. Here’s to the next 250. #TopDadPodcast #Episode250 #DadLife #ParentingComedy #DadJokes #BookClub #TheatreDad #BirthdayPartyDad Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    57 min
  2. Vacation Dad, Turf Wars & Tee Times

    5d ago

    Vacation Dad, Turf Wars & Tee Times

    🎙️ Episode 249 – “Vacation Dad, Turf Wars & Tee Times” There are regular dads… and then there’s Vacation Dad. He’s relaxed, wears the loud golf shirt, orders dessert without asking, and somehow becomes everyone’s favorite parent for exactly five days. This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re packing the clubs, loading the SUV, and proving that every great dad deserves at least one golf trip a year. ⛳ Golf Trip Travel Tips from a Pro From packing your clubs without paying a second mortgage in baggage fees to surviving airport security with golf shoes, we’ve got practical tips every golf dad can use. 🌴 Golf in the Deep South Beautiful fairways. Southern hospitality. Humidity so thick your golf ball needs a towel. We recap what makes golf below the Mason-Dixon Line a bucket-list experience. 😎 Vacation Dad Is the Best Dad Vacation Dad says “yes” more, naps guilt-free, and somehow forgets all about mowing the lawn. Is he the best version of every father… or just temporarily well-rested? 🦁 Cub Scout Street Cleanup Nothing builds character quite like picking up trash with your kids while reminding them that someone actually chose to litter. A surprisingly wholesome look at teaching community responsibility. 📼 Gen X Dad or Millennial Dad? Do you solve problems with duct tape or an app? We compare parenting styles, childhood memories, and determine whether you’re raising kids with “walk it off” energy or Google Calendar notifications. 🏫 Elementary School Turf Wars The final days of elementary school can feel like the last week before summer blockbuster season. Friend groups shift, graduation emotions kick in, and parents suddenly realize… middle school is next. It’s golf, parenting, generational debates, and enough dad jokes to make the beverage cart stop twice. So grab your clubs, pack the sunscreen, and join us for another round of laughs with the Top Dads. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #GolfTrip #DadJokes #ParentingComedy #VacationDad #GolfTravel #CubScouts #GenX #Millennial Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    56 min
  3. Pour Decisions & Dad Wisdom

    Jun 8

    Pour Decisions & Dad Wisdom

    🎙️ Bonus Episode 248 – “Pour Decisions & Dad Wisdom”This week on a special bonus episode of The Top Dad Podcast, Top Dad Ken sits down with Greg from PourMore to discuss one of the greatest inventions in modern fatherhood: having premium spirits show up at your door without having to wander the liquor store for 45 minutes pretending to know what you’re looking for. 🥃 What is PourMore? PourMore is a spirits-of-the-month club that delivers full-sized bottles directly to members, helping whiskey, bourbon, Scotch, tequila, rum, and mezcal lovers discover new favorites without the guesswork. Members can choose subscription tiers based on their experience level and budget, making it easy to explore the world of spirits one bottle at a time. (PourMore) 📦 How It Works Whether you’re a beginner looking to expand your palate or a seasoned enthusiast hunting for hard-to-find bottles, PourMore curates selections and ships them directly to your door. Membership options range from introductory levels to enthusiast tiers, with monthly and bi-monthly delivery options available. 👨‍👧‍👦 Why Dads Love It Because dads already have enough decisions to make: What’s for dinner?Which kid has practice?Why is there a shoe in the refrigerator?Choosing a great bottle shouldn’t be another one. Ken and Greg talk about discovering new spirits, gifting memberships, building a home bar, and why a great pour can turn an ordinary Tuesday into a tiny vacation. It’s part dad podcast, part spirits education, and part support group for men who have ever stood in front of a whiskey shelf completely overwhelmed. Pour yourself something nice and join us for a fun conversation about fatherhood, hobbies, and making time for yourself—one glass at a time. #TopDadPodcast #PourMore #DadLife #WhiskeyClub #BourbonClub #DadJokes #Spirits Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    40 min
  4. Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice

    Jun 3

    Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice

    🎙️ Episode 247 – “Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads celebrate what might be the greatest holiday on the calendar: Masters Weekend. That’s right—forget birthdays, anniversaries, and major religious observances. For dads everywhere, Augusta is sacred ground. ⛳ Masters 2026 – We discuss every dad’s favorite weekend, the beauty of perfectly striped fairways, and why watching golf on Sunday afternoon counts as self-care. 🌭 Chicago Colloquialisms – From “jagoff” to “dibs,” the Top Dads explore the language that makes Chicagoans instantly recognizable at airports. 🍫 Ho Hos vs. Swiss Rolls – One of the most heated debates in snack cake history. Friendships may not survive this discussion. 🍪 How to Eat an Oreo: Top Dad Style – Twist? Dunk? Whole thing in one bite? We reveal the scientifically questionable but highly effective dad-approved methods. ❤️ Top Dad Dating Tips for Gen Z & Alpha – The dads generously provide relationship advice despite having absolutely no business doing so. Expect wisdom that is 30% useful, 70% embarrassing, and 100% dad. It’s golf, snacks, Chicago accents, and dating advice from men whose idea of romance is remembering to take the garbage out before being asked. Grab a beverage, a sleeve of Oreos, and enjoy another episode of parenting, poor decisions, and premium dad jokes. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #Masters2026 #DadJokes #ParentingComedy #GolfDads #OreoDebate Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    53 min
  5. Space Launches, Sports Carpools & the Eternal Dinner Question

    May 19

    Space Launches, Sports Carpools & the Eternal Dinner Question

    🎙️ Episode 246 – “Space Launches, Sports Carpools & the Eternal Dinner Question” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads are running on caffeine, sports schedules, and whatever’s left in the fridge. ⚽ Kids in Sports: The Grind & The Struggle Practices. Tournaments. Forgotten water bottles. We dive into the beautiful chaos of raising youth athletes while pretending we totally meant to spend our Saturday at a freezing soccer field. 🍕 What’s for Dinner?! The most dangerous question in family history returns. We explore the nightly dad battle between “easy,” “healthy,” and “whatever won’t cause a meltdown.” 🚀 The Artemis Launch & the Wonders of Space The Top Dads go cosmic as we talk moon missions, rockets, and why dads will always stop what they’re doing to stare at a launch like it’s the Super Bowl. Plus the children of the 80's have a small panic attack during the launch. 📚 Top Dad Book Club – Official Recommendation #2 Because every dad eventually reaches the phase of life where he recommends books like he discovered a hidden treasure. 🌴 Spring Break 2026: Chicago vs. Phoenix One dad freezes. One dad sweats. Both dads complain about airport parking. It’s sports chaos, space wonder, and dinner-table negotiations—all wrapped in classic dad jokes, mild exhaustion, and surprisingly heartfelt parenting moments. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #ParentingComedy #DadJokes #ArtemisLaunch #YouthSports #DadPodcast #SpringBreak Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    1 hr
  6. Rufio, Snape & the Dad Dinner Survival Guide

    May 2

    Rufio, Snape & the Dad Dinner Survival Guide

    🎙️ Episode 245 – “Rufio, Snape & the Dad Dinner Survival Guide” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, things get weird, wild, and mildly educational—just the way dads like it. 🧙‍♂️ Rufio Meets Professor Snape We kick things off with the crossover nobody asked for but every dad now needs. Leadership lessons from Neverland meets “points deducted from your household.” 🐕 Top Dad Ken vs. The Giant Dog There are dog bites… and then there are stories you tell forever. Ken survives a run-in that proves one thing: dads are tough, but not “giant dog-proof.” 📻 B96 Morning Radio Trivia Because nothing says “elite dad brain” like knowing random radio facts while making breakfast and yelling, “WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!” 🍽️ Top Costco Meals for Families on the Go We break down the MVPs of dad dining. Fast. Affordable. Enough leftovers to question your life choices. 💪 Top Dad Matt Talks Fitness & Health From “I used to be in shape” to “this counts as cardio,” we dive into dad fitness, realistic goals, and why stretching is still undefeated. It’s part pop culture mashup, part survival guide, and 100% dad logic—served with laughs, light trauma, and bulk-sized wisdom. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #DadJokes #ParentingComedy #CostcoDad #FitnessDad #PodcastComedy Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    52 min
  7. “Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions”

    Apr 2

    “Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions”

    🎙️ Episode 244 – “Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions.” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we connect the dots… whether they need connecting or not. 🕵️ Dad Conspiracy Theories From “why are socks always disappearing?” to “who keeps moving the thermostat?”—we uncover the truths they don’t want dads to know. 🛒 Meijer Breakdown & Review Is it a grocery store? A lifestyle? A full-blown dad playground? We deep dive into aisles, deals, and the emotional rollercoaster of going in for milk and leaving with patio furniture. 🩳 Underwear: The First Decision of the Day Boxers? Briefs? “Whatever was clean”? We tackle the who, what, when, where, and why dads make this critical morning call like it’s a boardroom decision. 🥃 The $250 Bottle of Scotch Is it a treat? A mistake? A “don’t tell your spouse” moment? We discuss when it’s okay to splurge and how to justify it using elite dad math. 🌴 Palm Springs 2026 – Dads on Vacation Sun. Golf. Relaxation. And at least one dad asking, “Should we have brought the kids?” (Answer: absolutely not.) It’s part conspiracy board, part grocery trip, and part midlife vacation planning—served with sarcasm, dad logic, and just enough Scotch to make it all make sense. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #DadJokes #ParentingComedy #ScotchLife #DadVacation #GroceryRun Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    1h 9m
  8. Sack Lunches, Safety Patrol & the Mr. Destiny Dad Dilemma

    Mar 23

    Sack Lunches, Safety Patrol & the Mr. Destiny Dad Dilemma

    🎙️ Episode 243 – “Sack Lunches, Safety Patrol & the Mr. Destiny Dad Dilemma” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads lace up their New Balance and enter full Field Trip Dad Mode™. 🚌 Field Trip Dad + The Secret Sack Lunch Recipe We reveal the elite-level dad move: the perfectly engineered sack lunch. Balanced. Efficient. Slightly embarrassing. Possibly legendary. 🎒 School Trips with the O.G. Top Dads From zoo trips to museum meltdowns, we break down the unspoken hierarchy of chaperones and the one dad who takes attendance way too seriously. 💃 Politically Correct Dances School dances have evolved… and so have the rules. We unpack the awkward choreography of modern parenting and why dads still can’t clap on beat. 🎬 The “Mr. Destiny” Paradox If you could go back and redo one dad moment… would you? Or would you just pack a better lunch? A surprisingly deep dive into parenting choices, regret, and perspective — with jokes, obviously. 🚸 Parent Safety Patrol (Before School) Reflective vests. Coffee thermos. Traffic cones. The quiet heroes of drop-off chaos. It’s equal parts nostalgia, lunch meat strategy, and dad wisdom — reminding us that sometimes the smallest parenting moments (and sandwiches) matter most. #TopDadPodcast #DadLife #ParentingComedy #FieldTripDad #SchoolDance #ParentingWins #DadJokes Thanks for listening to the Top Dad Podcast! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episodes, leave a review, and share our podcast with other awesome dads or mediocre dads (seriously, they probably need us the most).... ☑️ Got a question or a topic you want us to cover? Email us at topdadpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on social media for updates and wonderfully crafted dad jokes by going to TopDadpod.com  "Stay awesome, dads—because nobody rocks the dad bod on the #1 dad pod like the Top Dads 🫸🫷#topdads #topdadpod

    57 min
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Welcome to Top Dad, where two Midwestern dads tackle the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of dad life. We make bad jokes, talk about the everyday chaos of parenting in today’s world, and do our best to hold on to what’s left of our sanity. New episodes drop every week! Tune in every week to our podcast, or visit topdadpod.com on how to contact the Top Dads!. Come for the laughs, stay for the real talk about fatherhood.

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  • Creator
    Top Dad
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    249
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Top Dad
  • Show Website
    Top Dad